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Mementh @mementh.bsky.social · 12h

giggles!

old school 70's or 80's poster that you would find places with a man holding up his hand like "STOP" and a "stop sign" octagon with the word "DON'T"

with the text saying "For the last time. ABYSS = Staring into, VOID = Screaming into .
Please stop screaming into the abyss we are not insured for that.

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026

The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives

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Jess 💖 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen

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Spare Sidekick (They/Them) @sparesidekick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have 99 problems, but it turns out about 12 of them are solved with the application of a toasted cheese sandwich

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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Given the creator having some shitty views and also just straight up being a plagiarist, you can def give inktober a miss! If you want to do a drawing challenge, you do you, but don’t feel like you’re obligated—we already do enough unpaid labour, let’s not add more to the pile.

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 20/06/2024

imagine killing a whole mammoth and ur crush is like sorry im only into gatherers

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Spare Sidekick (They/Them) @sparesidekick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Preparing a little one shot for my Thursday group

Cover of OGL Steampunk, depicting a lion man adventurer a human mechanic flanking a huge steam robot.

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 19/09/2026

hey guys I've got a wooden plank here, a four-foot length of 2x4. does anyone want to hire it as an actor? or fuck it? or make it write poetry? you can do literally anything you want to the 2x4, call it slurs. torture it. no? what if it was taller? or shorter, no judgment. it's pine. I can get oak

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How to enjoy a staff meeting: 1. Stop listening. 2. Imagine you’re down at Fraggle Rock.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026

musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men.

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Master Appalachia: Undefeated of the South East @wilagames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You can tell this show is about Green Lantern because nothing is green and it's very dark all the time.

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 11/09/2026

im really glad roko picked a basilisk for his pascals bargain mascot. there's a lot of mythical creatures out that im pretty attached to but that one is low c tier

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 jokes are like Charlie Kirk jokes in the sense that they probably never would have taken off like they did if the seriousness of the subject hadn't been wielded as a cudgel to demand obedience to the state, which is of course the stuff oppositional defiant disorders are made of

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was 11 years old on 9/11 and I wasn't phased by it upon first hearing about it. I knew that we bombed other countries. I saw Saddam Hussein on Animaniacs. I assumed other countries bombed us sometimes. My parents had to sit me down to explain why we're above the violence we inflict on others.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026

You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 10/09/2026

Hi it’s me, a washed-up but generally beloved pop icon from your childhood. I know you haven’t thought about me in, gosh, what, thirty years? but I was hoping to interest you in some newfound views of mine that the so-called Tolerant Left have found a trifle… heterodox

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/09/2026

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silence, functional neurotypicals

an autistic shitposter is talking

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Spare Sidekick (They/Them) @sparesidekick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of chatGPT open, period.

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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

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Strange to think that an embryo can lose its rights if it develops into a female

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie

Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.

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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Someone told me we just have to hold on until November. And someone told me we just have to hold on until 2028. And someone told me we just have to hold on until the revolution. And someone told me we just have to hold on to each other.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026

Trade xkcd.com/3290/

Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs

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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

if we don't own our games i don't think $50-70 is a reasonable price to pay to borrow them.

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm very sorry

The myth of "consensual sex"
Bashir: "I consent!"
Dax: "I consent!"
Garak: "I don't!"
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

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Spare Sidekick (They/Them) @sparesidekick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I lose Dolly, Tim and now Optimus prime in the same week. Comrades I'm unwell

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I would defeat Reacher simply by crashing a helicopter into him, killing us both

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Spare Sidekick (They/Them) @sparesidekick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

53 orbits of the sun. I'm feeling a little on the old side now. Want to get a foot rub and drink a little champagne

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Good morning

writing eldritch horror vs gothic horror

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Spare Sidekick (They/Them) @sparesidekick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The perfect image to Photoshop onto a garbage bin

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I don't want to be judgy or mean but seriously, fuck transphobes forever, they are awful.

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 11/08/2026

Actually I’m opposed to that war. Yes that one too. That one? You’re not gonna believe this

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Always say "you're on speaker" when I answer the phone just so people watch their tone with me.

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout

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