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Magnificent Jack

@drunkonposts.bsky.social
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I just like posts. Proud schizoid.

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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chart not for dinner
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elephant Graveyard broke these people on the wheel, bro
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tech bros: "This thing will cure cancer. Infinite money, please." (Everyone realizes its not gonna cure cancer) Tech bros: "Actually its super dangerous, uh, infinite money, please."
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day is one day close to It Happening and that alone is nice to think about.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She's cooked bruh
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A masked, violent racist cartel ambushes and beats man half to death, then drives off. There is no peaceful future for us that doesnt include sweeping tribunals. Everyone involved in ICE, down to the interns, and up to Mullin, need to be prosecuted.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Many years ago, while visiting my brother in Queens, I dressed in a green Zelda t-shirt and beige khaki shorts. A year or two later, the meme of that being a cringe outfit became prevalent. I can only conclude someone saw me and decided: that is peak terrible male fashion. Gotta tell the world.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big reason why we're in hell right now. Fascists running wild, looting the country, abducting people, building concentration camps, engaging in illegal wars, etc. Liberals respond by rallying around a building and ineffectually singing patriotic jingles. Yes, queen. Give us nothing.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The MAGA movement is comically psychosexual.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apartheid. Israel must be unmade.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy to have been validated in snap-judging Ed Sheeran as a fuckass bitch from the jump.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He's not the guy. There probably won't be a guy. Join the DSA.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Obviously these sicko freaks are the worst our society has produced, but even by their own standards this is maybe the worst messaging I've ever seen. You say this when you having nothing.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's a lot more of us than there are of them and we can decide if we want to share this space with them. We can revoke their membership in society at any time.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is what democrats are defending when they say we socialists are too extreme.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If we don't reckon with the Fascist Internationale, sooner rather than later, things will get much worse for everyone.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One reason to keep service industries staffed with humans is when you automate them, people revert to feral animals.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is no peaceful world for us in the future as long as Israel exists.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This person is posting about American slavery. They do not appear to be aware that, not only are the historical effects of slavery very much felt in the modern day, but American slavery in fact still exists and is, in fact, still very much legal.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
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Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The system rewards toadies. You cannot shame these people. They have no dignity. They are creatures unlike normal humans. It's like trying to understand the mind of a mollusk. Not worth the effort.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
there is an entire industry of people who give their opinion or predict how things are going to go and their entire job is to be correct are they ever correct? rarely. are there repercussions for being wrong, the thing they are being paid not to be? haha no, no there are not
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Honest question: Do conservatives have a theory of mind? Do they possess object permanence?
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah this guy did it.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I will vote for whomever will pledge 20 year prison sentences for anyone who has ever cashed an ICE paycheck, doesnt matter what role. If you made coffee and did spreadsheets you're going to jail.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
More empathy for grass than humans.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it's time to admit these fascists have a point with the whole strong men/bad times nonsense. because americans rose up and kicked the king of englands ass for far less than this. and now we're licking this soft braindead Weak Man's boots.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.
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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Liberals cannot help but love the fascists
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It is amazing that the 250th anniversary of America was pretty much just not a thing. You could tell all the companies thought it would be, they had 250th ketchup and ice cream and energy drinks but all we got was a shit ass fair that no one went to
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's impressive how they keep finding bizarre looking little freaks you've never heard of. They've yet to top the Burger Pervert, though.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wives 👏 Belong 👏 In 👏 Boxes
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without fail, every single person I have ever met who really likes AI has been a huge weirdo.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Obama gave this man a medal.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Honest question: if you're hiring someone to teach your child how to ride a bike, why be alive at all? Why bother, why are you here? You're not living.
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/07/2026
I understand that there’s danger in dehumanizing your political opponents but I don’t know what else you’d call this worldview other than “inhuman.” he has no empathy, no charity, no positive feelings towards his fellow human beings. he is an anti-humanist. a being incompatible with humanity
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
At what point is this officially a 'spree'?
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Southern New Hampshire DSA @southernnhdsa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
SNHDSA is proud to endorse Heather Deiner for Hillsborough 25! Heather is fighting to bring democratic socialism to the New Hampshire. Scan the QR code to learn more about the campaign! Stay tuned for more events...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i will voluntarily pay extra taxes to any country that agrees to drag our cops and elected leaders before an international court
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was a uniquely grotesque little warmongering lickspittle and it rules that he's dead. His legacy was that of a groveling yes man mocked all his life. Stay dead. You sucked. Good riddance.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rip bozo lol
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
zohran mamdani city run grocery store not looking so goofy now is it
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/07/2026
watching the way this administration acts is what i imagine it feels like to have a failson
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I try not to be too judgey but it's really grim to take an acting roll that is explicitly "you are a totemic example of the unhumanity of you and people who look like you, fodder for a white man's murderous fantasies".
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Real Backrooms vibes coming off that fascist faire lol.
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