Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 11hHappy to report that “That’s so AI” is the go-to insult among my 7th grade students. 010
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just found out that I’m going to be presenting a session at the NAfME Eastern Division Conference! I’m back and forth between excited and “oh shit, now I have to actually do this.” 011
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I went to a salsa dancing class tonight. At one point they had us keep switching partners and I ended up with my 8th grade student. Is he going to have nightmares tonight? Is this the most horrifying thing he’s ever experienced? Middle school kids are usually horrified to even see me in public. 010
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 25/09/202614: my search history is chaotic Me: chaotic how? If you swallow a tooth will you digest it or poop it out? Who the heck is Brad Pitt? What do seagulls taste like? Chickens riding Roombas Frogs for sale near me 021
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My 6th grader had a lesson today where they discussed “what AI is good for.” She said destroying the earth and sucking all the lakes dry. She’s not wrong? 081
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 07/09/202614: What’s the name of Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s team? 11: The Kentucky Fried Chickens. 011
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I get to write high school lesson plans for Petroushka for the BSO! So the question is, do I write the formal, classy lesson plans they want or the sock puppet, “get his ass, Petroushka!” plans that I want? 190
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The brewery book club chose a book for this month that leans heavily towards “breasted boobily.” I can’t decide if I should skip this month or hate read it and then say what I really think. Chapter 2 and a woman walked with her “breasts chugging.” That wasn’t the first hard eye roll of the book. 130
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I just found out that one of my former students was hired as a teacher in my school. I’m so excited to have her as a colleague! 060
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’m hosting a birthday sleepover for my 14 yo. My house smells like pizza and feet. 270
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Morning hike to a sunrise concert. Surprise performance by Yo Yo Ma. 050
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I was getting passport pictures done and 1- when they told my 13 yo he couldn’t smile he kept getting the giggles and it took about 12 tries and 2- the elderly lady renewing her license next to us got mad when she found out they didn’t need a new picture. “You mean I put on makeup for NOTHING?” 020
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I was very anti- halftime show but Electric Mayhem with Dudamel and Coach Beard and the PS 22 Chorus just broke my brain. 110
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Having a margarita and then going to a bookstore was a wonderful and terrible idea. 050
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Visitor to my yard today. That’s not a big ass snapping turtle, it’s a prehistoric monster. 070
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Concert weekend part 2- just saw Paul Simon. His songs hit differently when I’m pushing 50 and have been through some shit than they did when I was 16 and wearing out my copies of Graceland and Rhythm of the Saints. 180
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I saw Bela Fleck, Edmar Castañeda, and Antonio Sánchez perform last night. The concert was amazing. Bela Fleck talked about one of his music teachers who influenced him the most and he was in the audience. 030
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A local brewery has a book club! I didn’t realize that a bar based book club was missing from my life until I went. 050
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I bought a bottle of wine today. The young cashier asked me if I was 21 in a way that was clearly joking and we both laughed and now I’m sad. 050
Reposted by Joanne NelsonMeredith Plays Horn @meredithmoo25.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung) 48769262
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026One of my nonverbal students initiated a high five today and I felt like I won the lottery. 050
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I had a former student in as a guest artist today! My band kids composed incidental music for Shakespeare scenes. She’s a director for a local Shake. Company, and she coached them on the dialogue. I started teaching her when she was 10 and it’s so much fun to have her back as an adult. 040
Reposted by Joanne NelsonMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/06/2026No surprise these two would become instant best friends. #MayTheGrouchBeWithYou 410220202116
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My local brewery has a monthly book club! I’m so excited! 050
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I heard a Milli Vanilli song in the grocery store today. 030
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I just found out today that two of my former band kids married each other! 160
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I just watched Spaceballs with my 13 yo who has never seen it. He was truly amazed by both the ridiculousness and the low budget aesthetics. 030
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Apparently I’ve reached the point in the school year where everything is happening at once and I’ve lost the energy to make decisions so I just say “sure, whatever” to everything. So now I’m going to be in a dunk tank at field day next week. 160
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I know that I’m the adult, but I just absolutely whooped my 13 yo at Tetris and it’s hard not to gloat. 060
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Holy shit, my orchestra is playing Mahler 2 next season! 090
Reposted by Joanne NelsonBoo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 02/04/2026ai;dr 321020
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026My local library was giving out free seeds today and it was packed. One of the librarians was looking around, amazed, saying that she couldn’t believe how many people were there. It was great. You could get 10 packages of seeds with your library card, and they had veggies, herbs, and flowers. 150
Reposted by Joanne NelsonThew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Tell me why I'm getting facebook ads for a fuckin tactical bassoon 47701158
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026My kid called me a Boomer. When I told him I’m definitely not a Boomer he told me that someday I will be. 150
Reposted by Joanne NelsonTodd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Here’s the thing about folks speedrunning the creative process with AI: I could go to the beach every morning and put a grain of sand in a cup. They’d take their cup to the beach and fill it one day; but the point isn’t to have a cup of sand. It’s to fill my life with a thousand trips to the beach. 12955313
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026A group of high school kids where I teach have been showing up early, sitting in a car in the parking lot blasting very surprising music. Yesterday was “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” One day it was The Smiths. I’m confused and intrigued. 130
Reposted by Joanne NelsonFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO 711265684814
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I saw Jordan Klepper do a show last night and it was fantastic. I didn’t realize how much I needed to laugh in a roomful of people. 120
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Every time I see men’s figure skating, “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” runs through my head. Possibly the most random but complimentary song I’ve ever heard. I wish one of them would skate to it. 021
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Seeing Sabrina Carpenter sing Man Child in a saloon with chicken backup singers on the new Muppet Show was exactly what I didn’t know I needed. 020
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Teaching can be hard, almost always because of adults, but I had an interaction today with one of my students who’s nonverbal that melted my heart and made me so grateful for my career choice. People who are nonverbal can communicate so beautifully if you really pay attention. 130
Reposted by Joanne NelsonNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 24/01/2026If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent. And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.naomikritzer.comHow To Help if You are Outside MinnesotaLast edited January 22, 2026 I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That sa… 1133932997
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I took my kids to an aquarium yesterday. It was about 15 degrees and windy. When we found out that the penguin exhibit was outside I got concerned that penguins would be outside in this weather, so I guess the week between Christmas and New Year dissolved my brain, as nature intended. 060
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I played at a Mass for a bunch of cloistered nuns this morning and they gave me this. Nobody tell them. 150
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025My 13 yo and his friends are having a mustache growing contest. My kid is aiming for a handlebar mustache with twirled ends. Since most of them barely have peach fuzz, this will be a marathon, not a sprint. 050
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The dirty jokes in the Muppets are spectacular. Christmas album- “Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat” Gonzo: “Nice!” Or my all time favorite, from Treasure Island- Kermit and Piggy run into Long John Silver (Tim Curry) and it becomes clear that he was her ex. “Oh hello, Looooong John.” 010
Joanne Nelson @joannenelson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Any K-12 education leader with control of school schedules who has school in session through Dec 23 should have to be a substitute teacher on Dec 23. 110
Reposted by Joanne Nelsonjlmcclelland.bsky.social @jlmcclelland.bsky.social · 17/12/2025They need to make Musician Non-Denominational Winter Holiday. It'll be January 10th. You'll actually have time to shop for something, and all the gig checks have cleared the bank. 121