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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 12h

people who should kill themselves should kill themselves

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 13h

til atlanta is pretty small and if you go there you WILL have an interaction with fani willis

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 29/09/2026

i hope he just keeps renaming stuff

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 29/09/2026

ya i came out real dry

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

the fact that シ and ツ different letters is fucked

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

man the world's getting so bad even carrot top tried to khs

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

*puts 1-900-MIX-A-LOT down as my emergency contact*

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I turn on my vacuum cleaner and it starts sucking, does THAT "stir a debate on AI emotions", why or why not?

Headline: "Robot cries on command stirring debate on AI emotions"

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

ladies and gentlemen the era of 30-50 feral hogs has ended. embrace the era of 5-7 crying wives.

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

this will be perfect for my Monster Penis Simulator

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

non-woke lesbian bar that the New York Post highly approves of

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[loudly within earshot of a minotaur] labyrinths can high key catch a fade. i hate labyrinths

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

... but for my single self, I had as lief not be as live to be In awe of such a thing as I myself. I was born free as fucking Caesar; ...

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 26/09/2026

The new Ford F-750 with more torque than giving birth to an American.

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 26/09/2026

this is literally my mom ❤️ mom

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Iowa Nighthawk @iowanighthawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bought auto insurance but no wrecks? Sketchy!

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 26/09/2026

in Tokyo Jungle, you play animals in a post-apocalypse, surviving and breeding. ideally you would find a good, or prime mate, but if time is running out you would take the desperate mate over nothing. so we'd often say "I'm settling for desperate dog sex". anyway I kinda get how the FBI feels

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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/09/2026

please bring iced coffee or *something* to a job interview. I need catalysts for small talk or it's very awkward

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/09/2026

oh, he was just the model when they designed poker cards

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/09/2026

how about we call it Sexy Intelligence

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/09/2026

gamification should be illegal

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/09/2026

excited for trump to enter his “famous man who looks like an old lesbian” era

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This sucks I'm on a plane to Vegas and the pilots just ran outta the cockpit in squirrel costumes and whatnot #FurryInvasion

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/09/2026

imagine being the second person to vote for me on shitsky,, heehee.. imagine 👉👈🥺 shitsky38.com/profile/did:...

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Plug McSassy · Shitsky38

The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the mugger stares at me and starts slow-pumping out hand-sanitizer

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/09/2026

i love when right wingers complain about pilots. black. furry. are black and furry pilots crashing a lot of planes? surely we would notice

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/09/2026

found myself with 4 roma tomatoes and nothing else fresh, but I really wanted salsa. so i used whatever i had and it is actually quite delicious. STRUGGLE SALSA recipe follows