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AAHdam Faber

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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Chronicle Herald hasn’t announced it’s expanding to Newfoundland, but there are signs
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the dead of night: The Scones
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Took the long way to the grocery store last night
A very pretty wife, who makes excellent food and loves me very much, with pretty hair and a cute smile, walking next to some old shit
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@hockeyviz.com , screw colour blind compatibility, time for maximum confusion
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?” Dude 2: “Brochure”
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BLUESKY HELP Every few days I call my 83 year old grandma with a joke. I am low on jokes. Can you give me a joke to call her with? I will thread some jokes she liked to give you an idea of what lands. If I tell your joke to her I will give you a score out of 10 on how much she laughed.
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Multi passMultipressa
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay guys what are you having for lunch, I’ll start
I dunno a sandwich or something
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Important update from Rome:
Shiba mix looks at fountainShiba mix drinks from fountain
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone need some Italian brain rot merch while I’m here
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Halifax slow fashion
A-MY WIIIFE with a Crosby’s Fancy Molasses tote bag
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What is it, 10 degrees in Halifax?
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the solution to the North American SUV crisis is here
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Will the next person to the store please drop off a bag of chicken bones candies
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah yes, the four Italian food groups: Coffee, Salad, Pizza, Spaghetti
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does anyone know where I can take this dog to be serviced?
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So which of you is Top Gun and which of you is Bottom Gun
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bungee Jump Student:
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How did they even write this article??
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For YEARS I thought ‘local anaesthetic’ was MADE locally
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Please no
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If we’re renaming shit
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nothing but love, babe, eight days a week? Collective bargaining can bring you a much better contract. I’m looking to ratify a union to represent our interests-
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saw this the shop in Mahone Bay - no pictures allowed, so here’s the stock photo
East Coast Pickup Line
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Have I bumped today? Better check my-“
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Deer!
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yep, definitely a mussel, not anything else
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gas prices have hit the hells angels ESPECIALLY hard
Haligonian Haligoons
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Achievement unlocked
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There, replaced it with an ACCORDION OnlyFans
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My Reddit was hacked about a year ago and I only JUST NOW realized there had been an Onlyfans link in my bio
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bat benatar 🦇 @tatbenatar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
wizard pondering orb meme but cow
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
German singer Anna-Maria Hefele stunned the world with a viral video showcasing polyphonic overtone singing. Original post
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Slim, the Bug’s Life Character having a mid-life crisis:
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Disappointed to learn the real purpose of Tuck Tape
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My dad calls Duct Tape ‘Tuck Tape’ …🤔
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thou shouldst not kill Tryest not to ‘it’s complicated’ Givest it back, eventually
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Consider a perfectly spherical cow
A perfect spherical cow
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What a shitty zone Only Pokémon I have found in the tall grass are TICKS
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/08/2026
Bug Queen Yumi (@YumiScott) on Twitter: "Give Eevee a Water Stone - Vaporeon

Give Eevee a Thunder Stone - Jolteon

Give Eevee a Fire Stone - Flareon

Give Eevee money to support their creative endeavors - Patreon"
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The baby
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 31/07/2026
This is Hunter. He came very close to having an entire thought. Ended up being a false alarm. 13/10 (IG: itshunterthelab)
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A book called be happyI don’t think I will meme
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This goat was practicing a charge, but the cat thought it was a sign of affection. Original post
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sarah and I are so goddamn cute we made the NEWS www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/vi...
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Sawatsky Sign-Off: Music couple
Adam meets a couple whose relationship has played all the right notes through the years
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hello from the mirror dimension
Graffiti of cats titled ‘Fraud Lewis’
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AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Haven’t even landed in Halifax and I got a gig. Playing the Train Museum Aug 1st at 1:00 PM facebook.com/events/s/mus...
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