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Be Jay, Do Crimes.

@templinjay.bsky.social
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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal. )O( #NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 8h
lol
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 2h
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a curry leaf plant must be in need of a kheema mattar. Fortunately, Amama and Auntie made sure I was able to remedy that deficiency. This is the dish with which I ensorcelled my Bride. First date pro tip, kids - prove you can cook!
A skillet full of kheema mattar- a minced meat and pea curry.
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 3h
Read the article here: learndirt.com/learn/what-is-compani…
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 3h
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
A poster of the cover of Beatles’ Serjeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 4h
😂😂😂
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 5h
Chise out here blessing the timeline again!
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 13h
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 10h
¡Increible!
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 17h
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 15h
Exactly.
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Xabier Ramírez @hamahiru.bsky.social · 16h
La razón porque los ricos eran ricos, razonaba Vimes, era que se las arreglaban para gastar menos dinero. Terry Pratchett y la Teoría de las Botas de Vimes:
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Teoría de las botas - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 15h
Don’t know who needs to hear this but I literally just learned about the existence of lifelines in this video.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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KatEagle @kateorlyk.bsky.social · 19h
☀️ Automne, Effeuillaison, Beauté et mélancolie, Poésie dans l’air... Un espace rare et paisible où coexistent la beauté et la tristesse, nous rappelant que les changements sont inévitables et irréversibles...🍃🏵🍂
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DemCast USA @demcast.com · 28/09/2026
Whether you vote early or on Election Day, make your plan and get to the polls by November 3. Make sure you’re registered. Know your polling location. And let your voice be heard. Vote like your nation depends on it. Because it does. 💙 🗣️ jnevarae (IG)
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait. Which country is he talking about?
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Celinashope @celinashope.bsky.social · 16h
10 years ago I could not have predicted my enjoyment of legal writing.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 16h
Wow.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 16h
There is a reward; someday my kid or their kids will live in a world where being a Good Man is the default setting, not a conscious decision. It’s a reward for *everybody.*
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 16h
It looks like a pink slug covered with jimmies! Both kawaii and forbidden-tasty!
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 18h
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will never understand why colleges and universities are allowed to let their cosplay cops handle actual crimes in-house. Fuck that shit- you’re a meter maid, a noise complaint glowerer. STFU and get out of the way.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Four Legs Good @4legsrgood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey senators, want to protect college sports? How about you BAN sports betting apps?
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, man, this is a scream! 🤣🤣🤣
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 28/09/2026
Breaking: The Texas Tribune has identified the ICE agent who witnesses say fired through an open van window and killed 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston nearly three months ago.
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Aaron Pengelly Photography @aaronpengellyphoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catching up on editing photos from the past few months, starting with these from a recent walk in the forest. Always love opportunities to sit and photograph these barred owls. #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife #birds #birding #owls
A barred owl rests in the branches of a maple tree on Vancouver Island.A barred owl rests in the branches of a maple tree on Vancouver Island.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish those fucking hamberders would hurry up and finish the job. #TeamCholesterol
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Rose❤️🇨🇦Part owner of Canada.🇨🇦❤️ @scotfreeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poland had some wise words, for Russia. They can puff out their chests all they like, they can keep killing... But this Polish Foreign Minister is 💯 correct. They will never win.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sixty days? Oh, well THAT’S alright, then. 🤬
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, that’s certainly a choice.
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Robert Paulett @robertpaulett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking rad.
“Land is Never a Gateway” by Nicholas Galanin, a Counterpublic installation at the St. Louis riverfront. Picture is of a  forced perspective art installation that makes it appear that the St. Louis Arch is a Native American-style drying rack for a tawed animal hide.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What, actually, is wrong with these fucking people?!?
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Original French poster for Le Pacte des Loups - Brotherhood of the Wolf.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got to spend the day at the State Fair of Virginia demonstrating wood carving with my Bride and a couple of friends from the carving club! The opportunity to spend a whole day not just doing something I love but *interpreting* it, too is just wonderful!
Me, discussing woodcarving with a couple of fairgoers. Zooming in will reveal a few of my pieces.My Bride, rocking the Kevlar glove as she goes to town on a chunk of northern cottonwood bark.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Self-Portrait as a Great Heap — Julie Heffernan, 2009 Oil on canvas www.julieheffernan.net
 At the center of the painting is the artist holding an apple in front of her. coming out of her head and trailing down her back is a sort of wickerwork. At first glance it looks like a big 18th century-style wig. the heap that she stands in the middle of is made of fruit and game — these are classic  subjects for European still life painting. 
*Game* is, to be specific, dead animals: dead birds, dead deer, dead rabbits. in the background behind her are trees, a river and Greenery. in that landscape there are a bunch of men shooting  all over. (One man isn't shooting he's down his hands and knees sniffing a bush.) on the left there are some trash cans with limbs sticking out of them. In the air there is a burning airplane. on the right there two naked men wrestling like Hercules and Anteus. one is in a bear hug being lifted in the air — losing his power when he loses contact with the Earth.
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Rain's Cats @catssurname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The first time Passport actually swam, it was an accident. A very happy accident. #CatsOfBluesky
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember. You never know if the mossy horror who is chasing you through the old forest is trying to destroy you or is simply hoping to make a new friend. That's what makes life so exciting.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flock wants to spy on you but doesn't want you to return the favor. www.joemygod.com/2026/09/floc...
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Flock Demands Removal Of Map Of Its 170K Cameras - Joe.My.God.
The Intercept reports: Amid mounting concerns about its sprawling surveillance camera network, Flock Security told the press this summer that it operates more than 120,000 cameras nationwide. But a ne...
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m weak. Why is this guy the meme
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+ Men should almost always wear long pants. Shorts should only be worn if it's over 80 degrees out and you have no personal obligations. If there is a pool or ocean nearby that's ok. I see so many dudes in shorts and it bums me out. Grow up!
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* Fuck you, I'll wear what I want, when I want.
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No one wants to see your tender ginger thigh hairs, weirdo!
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This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best I can do is Choosin’ Wessex youtu.be/3aHhRDIxwig?...
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Choosin' Texas by Ella Langley - A Bardcore | Medieval Cover by Hildegard von Blingin'
YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin'
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TIL that Central America has been hiding a smaller, cuter raccoon from us.
A small furry mammal with giant rounded ears, a masked face, and a long black and white striped tail.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning, Bluesky. youtube.com/shorts/wLB-Q...
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#Jimothy Raccoon, Cute Baby | Wildlife Wonder
YouTube video by TerminalMontage
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Soon we won’t even be able to own the libs- we’ll have to subscribe to them! 🤬
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Hildemara🌷 @hildemara.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
👇👇👇
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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J. Offir, PhD @joffirphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no. Hell no. These people have absolutely no shame. Btw, you can reach the Teton County Board of County Commissioners here: tetoncountywy.gov/246/Board-of... & WY governor Mark Gordon at 307-777-7434, if you suddenly have an urge to talk to them. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
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Trump administration considers building baseball park in Grand Teton National Park
Major League Baseball contacted the administration about hosting a game in a national park, with an agency official scouting Grand Teton as a possible location.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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