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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 9h

Fat Man was the only Dead Cell member lucid enough to know what was going on and still have a great time Yell Dead Cell remains a fantastic boss fight theme

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hot bowl of Shin Ramyun with a big spoon of saurkraut on top hell yeah

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It owns how Labour are gonna shovel your illiterate kids into the army while effortlessly charming Gen Xers with footage of Andy Burnham behind some Technics

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Michael Tracey doesn't even pretend anymore, he just straight up openly hates women

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just linking the Northernlion "It's not rude to eat if your food arrives earlier" rant into all the coffee-interview threads

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"No actually we're not dumb, we're very smart, and have a number to prove it" is so tiresome

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Remember when a bunch of comfortable podcasters on here started making fun of people for crowdfunding? Lucky people never seem to want to acknowledge the luck.

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A sausage left to go cold in the air-fryer overnight can be a tasty breakfast

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you're going to knock on my floor/your ceiling because I dropped something at 9:35, I fucking hate you and genuinely earnestly hope I ruin your interview tomorrow. Fuck you, cunt.

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Born under the Dragon, one week outside of being born under the Snake, and not sure which is better but they're the two best ones so w/e

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sam Altman raped his sister and built a machine that's making your children illiterate. In any real society they'd still be singing songs a century later about how he was [redacted]

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It owned back when I worked in a little shopfront and could play whatever music and sometimes you'd note physical reactions in people. Sometimes you tried to time it and it worked.

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can imagine British people getting terrorism charges for wearing shirts that say STOP STABBING LIFEBOATS within the week

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Some ideas only come to you while standing over the sink at 3am downing an entire can of diet coke you got up to drink before going back to bed

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm just gonna say I've known a couple people who pretended to be stably rich while actually white-knuckling a bunch of scams and debt and if I wasn't sad when they killed themselves, I'm not gonna miss the guy from this article either.

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A very merry I Hope Your Career Fails Miserably to Taylor Lorenz

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Obligation delayed, the night unfurls and I've just reinstalled Just Cause 4

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well it's been a horribly stressful two weeks but the weekend is tomorrow. *unmistakable cold symptoms kicking for the first time in months* you've got to be fucking kidding meeeee

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think if I had hundreds of millions of dollars I'd be pretty happy to stand on whatever principles I wanted to without any fear of financial consequence. Who cares if my tour is at risk; I have $100M's. But maybe that's why I'm not the kind of person who has hundreds of millions of dollars?

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Every now and then The Onion posts something great like 'Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend' and it hits a bunch of nerds right in the feelings.

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Trying to imagine anything more miserable than a tiny village of English olds

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"You're the minority" says the comfortable news anchor who is certain, CERTAIN, that the boots will *never* come down the hall for her

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What's a reasonable career change for someone approaching 40 who never, ever ever wants to answer a phone or deal with the public ever ever again?

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Making Chinese Spaghetti. Yeah it's what you're imagining

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

No one's going to miss George Galloway when he finally crawls into that hat forever

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

No one's said the word Illuminati in a few years now so could be a good time to do some more music videos

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

People are bending themselves into pretzels, even in the comments, to try to find some good faith in the 'she believes the lie' She was in Scotland. On 9/11, in Scotland, at noon...nothing yet had happened. Eve Fartlow is just a liar.

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Upcoming Twin Peaks game turning out to be the cheapest entry point to TM

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

images floating through my head of a perfect battered aubergine and roasted pepper sandwich on spongy bread, oily with the salad and just the right sauce. need to start planning the Weekend Sandwich

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fried udon with broccoli and smoked tofu. Sauce is garlic, soy and oyster sauce and a little maple syrup so I don't die of dark salt taste

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Scene in Blade where he pulls into Whistler's garage driving what I now see as Lincoln Clay's car while Bad Moon Rising plays. It's all happening all the time

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Giving quick 101s on incel shit and looksmaxxing to people who work in residential child care leaves you a bit gloomy

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If the Greens don't stop being transphobic I'm cancelling my membership and these leaflets are going in the bin

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It's a Pray Your Boss Gets Food Poisoning For Two Weeks kind of Monday

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It isn't illegal to suggest a future in which British black-clad anti-immigrant hoards are beset by plagues and stillbirths. A slow death, everything held dear taken apart piece by piece and used as kindling for a better world that they will not live to enjoy the comforts of

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

cherry float coke zero is a lovely mixer for cheap whisky!

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gotta get El-P writing dystopian sci-fi dubcon rap again

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I wasn't really aware of Dragula when I first saw The Matrix as a kid so I don't know if the hard cut to club was as funny then as it is now

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Defeating the Solid Snake conversation method by ending every sentence with a slur

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why did I sleep for 10 hours? Seems excessive.

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Making Traincrash. Mum used to when things were tight. Big mound of mashed potato, that's the mountainside. Sausages scattered, those are the train carriages. And then a tomato stew poured over the top, that's the blood.

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Ferengi Liaison to New Bordeaux @sovietcola.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

made such good fucking peanut sauce rice paper rolls today. it's basically a salad but good

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