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Ungovernable goose

@themarthamyth.bsky.social
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Former silly goose turned ungovernable. Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦 🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn. Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse. Guaranteed inappropriate.

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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 21h
02:44. Just made some coffee because I’m cold.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank fuck Monday’s done.
l've got a silly goose vibe that serious geese don't appreciate.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just did my budget for next month. Looks like I’ll be napping on the N1 😭
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thing about an alt is that you can sometimes say things you wouldn’t otherwise.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would do rude things for a spa day.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m quite excited to take this week’s progress of my arms. The marks have faded so much.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did a spot of gardening (removed as much of the old plants as I could). Left my spekboom in tact. Rinsed under a dribble of water in the shower. Now for some Netflix and purl.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like, what is this?

Tasty Sounds™
AudioLollipop
Listen to Music Through Your Mouth
"Electronic/Dance"
Scan to listen to the music
Play list: Watch Me Rise; Don't You Dare Let Go; Keep On Pushing inside the lolipop.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Refused to pay R50 for a peanut butter Snickers. Seemed smaller than a standard Snickers. Instead, I paid R65 for a 100g Toblerone.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone woke up and chose violence. She’s going to regret fucking with me.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me, reading your posts.
static.klipy.com
Jennifer Lawrence's Awkward Funny Face
Alt: Jennifer Lawrence's Awkward Funny Face.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally got my knitting stuff mostly organised. Just trying to figure out what to do with the DPNs (resisting the urge to trash them because I really hate working on them).
Interchangeable needle tips, cables, and several sets of long straight needles.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boerewors en ‘n tjoppie. Bierbrood, tamatiesmoor, en aartappelslaai. Oorweeg dit om ‘n uiltjie te knip.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just a smidge of melancholia.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tomorrow is a public holiday. And I’ll probably spend at least some of it working. And gardening. And cleaning my little flat.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A year ago this week I was inconsolable after having to cancel my hip replacement surgery because the medical aid people were bastards. 28 weeks ago I came home from successful surgery. It took a little longer, but every day I don’t need to take opioids, or really any kind of painkiller, is a win.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Snapped a kind of glamour shot earlier. Not gonna lie, I quite like it.
Herself adjusting makeup in a mirror.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Something amiss with the right hand. Shooting pain if I put any pressure on it. Will hopefully be better in the morning because I can’t afford a doctor visit or possible imaging appointments.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Overwhelming desire to spring clean. Like intensely. But it’s 19:04 on a school night and won’t end well if I start now. Probably won’t stop me. Stay tuned.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trying to decide if I should share the progress of my arms. There’s still a long way to go and I’m very sensitive about it.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it just me? I always feel like I’m prettier than the pictures that end up on my phone.
Look at my wrinkle-free dress! (Pre-dessert mess).
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s probably a sign of my upbringing, but if you’re going to go braless, at least wear nipple covers? I remember a an incident when I looked up at a team member at work and her entire right breast was looking me in the eye. I suggested that in an office environment she might reconsider her
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boitumelo, seated to my right, has this gorgeous Michael Kors bag. And while I frequently got Nine West bags when I was younger and had money to spare, I’ve never wanted a designer handbag more than this one.
michaelkors.global
Laila Small Leather Satchel in STORM | Michael Kors [ZA]
Laila Small Leather Satchel in STORM
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More fizz, please.
As the post says. Fizz.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need a regular Coke with lots of ice.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh Whoopsies. I was caught eyeing out a tall, bearded drink of water. Fortunately he smiled at me. But I need to be more careful. Fucking amateur hour over here.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rushed to open my mail when I got here but I see what work catastrophe was awaiting. There was one email. At 11:00. Guess no one needs me. That’s a change and a relief.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The only person here so far I know is by reputation only. And not a good one. I am seated next to her 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seems there was a memo that bras are optional. I didn’t get that one.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel overdressed. And I feel like people swapping name cards to sit by their friends is disrespectful.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cheers besties.
Herself with some bubbly. By the time I've made the walk back to my car all the alcohol will be gone. Probably not the best way to break fast. Or maybe it is?
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh besties. There’s a guy here who looks like a taller, groomed version of Grant and it’s taking everything not to flutter my lashes at him.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feeling so hot but I have to keep the arms covered. I might give that up though. Jo’burg is really doing summer today.
Herself in front of a banner for the OPPO Reno16 F phone. The menu. 

MENU
AURUM BREAD & BUTTER SERVICE
STARTERS
CALAMARI (N)
Salsa Verde Aioli| Lime | Roosted Vegetable Medley or
BEETROOT MEDLEY (V)N)
Goat's Cheese | Pistachio | Apple Chutney | Maple Vinaigrette or
TRIO OF SPRINGBOK
Spinach | Tomato Confit
SORBET
MAIN COURSE
GRATIN DE PATATES DOUCES (V)
Curried Artichoke Velouté | Vegetable Antipasti | Kalamata Olive | Exotic Mushroom or
BEEF FILLET
Black Truffle | Ox Tongue Arancini | Bone Marrow | Mushroom Salsa or
SOLE PAUPIETTE (P)
Calamari Fricassée | Fennel | Ginger or
LAMB SHANK
Creamy Barley | Sautéed Young Vegetables
DESSERT
VERY BERRY CHEESECAKE
Cranberry | Blackberry | Pomegranate or
PARFAIT ENDING (N)
Passionfruit | White Chocolate | Guava | Macadamia or
APPLE TEXTURES (N)(V)
Apple | Dark Chocolate | Peanut Butter Oat or
THE CHOCOLATE PROPOSAL (N)
Almond | Madagascan Chocolate | Orange | Raspberry I Stonefruit

V | Vegetarian P| Pescatarian VG| Vegan N| Contains Nuts/Seeds ALC | Alcohol
I've been seated at the opposite end of the exit. So much for an early exit.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want to visit my hairdresser so badly. I’m so bored with my hair.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sagittarius: Take some comfort in knowing that at least you’re providing a nice show for everyone as they witness your catastrophic downfall into oblivion.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Buckets the Drummer on Instagram: "Do you remember the 21st night of September? 🐴 #september #earthwindandfire #drumming #drums #drummer"
8,909 likes, 75 comments - bucketsthedrummer on September 21, 2026: "Do you remember the 21st night of September? 🐴 #september #earthwindandfire #drumming #drums #drummer".
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Despite the four-day week coming up, it’s going to be crazy busy, particularly because I agreed to attend a phone launch event, and I’d like to take Friday off too. Oh, and work’s launching a new site that they want at least four articles for, in addition to my scheduled client work.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kind of desperately want a nap. But if I give in, there will be no sleep tonight.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made a mistake. I planned on making it last week, but decided to sleep on it. And a week later I decided to do it anyway, knowing it will backfire. Now I’m just waiting to see how bad the blowback is.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
10/10 No notes
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Swapping between three apps, each with a different audiobook going. I don’t have a problem.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, you know. Just an entitled man threatening to kill women he considers beneath him in a women’s powder room because they apparently rebuffed his advances. In the city where a suspected serial killer has at least nine victims, only four identified.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed The Gray Man. Is it worth reading the other *thirteen* books in the series?
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No, YOU’VE got a thing for sharks. *because a former colleague I didn’t gel with (and who was very upset that despite her best efforts I didn’t warm to her) told me there’s no need to be sharkastic. Like bitch, have you met me?
Black shirt with white and grey sharks (some standard, some hammerhead) across thr chest.
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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026
I WANT CAKE
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ladies and besticles, behold!
Cover of Just a Ginchident 2026, compiled by yours truly. Available to order online from your preferred bookseller. Or Amazon, if you’re desperate.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thunderstorms for the last three hours, give or take. This could become a bit of a headache.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the perfect gift for herself
pop-up.studio
Rebel Crown, diamanté pin
Some people are a law unto themselves, if you, or someone you know is absolutely unable to follow instructions, or do as they are told… then they need this excellent sparkly crown.  Metal and enamel p...
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need. Please order for me. I is broke.
doughcouture.co.za
Dough Couture - Heritage Day - Celebration Box
Celebrate Heritage Day with our Combo Box — 2 filled croissants, a stuffed brownie & stuffed cookie, your choice of flavors. Available 14–24 Sept only.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I might need to pull out the fan. Nights are too hot for my liking (of sleeping cocooned in my duvet).
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