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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 4h
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 4h
THE WAIT IS OVER. The 2026-27 Season Schedule is here in the thread below! 🗓️ thepwhl.com/en/schedule (1/4)
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happy pwhl schedule day to all those who celebrate
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 16h
update: the pay went in shortly after all the overdraft fees went out 🤡
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 22h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 23h
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s finally October 🦇
Picture of a little girl with bats on the wall behind her saying “it’s frickin bats I love Halloween”
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING: The family of Renee Good and her partner, Rebecca Good, have filed two federal lawsuits over Good’s January killing by ICE agent Jonathan Ross in Minneapolis. 1/
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i sure am glad i coincidentally happened to have to reschedule my therapy appointment to this week
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
born to little spoon, forced to work
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So many of the same “intellectuals” who are obsessed with undermining the existence of trans people are also obsessed with undermining the Cornell rape victim’s testimony. It’s almost like they don’t believe people have a right to bodily autonomy
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People are spinning the narrative that the Cornell victim consensually participated in group sex and changed her story later because she faced social ostracism. A lot of this is cherry-picking texts, but in reality a lot of victims initially claim they weren’t abused or raped as a coping mechanism
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
🎃👻🧙‍♀️🍬
Stonks meme but the guy has a skeleton head and it says 'spooks'
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
coolcoolcool my job just randomly didnt pay me and my accounts are maxed out and i've already been hit with a bunch of fees from bills automatically coming out today while my acct is maxed out
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every day it seems like a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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Carl @listeningtofilm.net · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
Walter Koenig as Ensign Pavel Chekov from Star TrekWalter Koenig as Alfred Bester from Babylon 5
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have reached the limit of what "Action Santa" movies can provide for us as a society.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
beyond my desert island 3 albums, this was really really hard! i tried to keep it to one per artist
my 9 albums (album covers shown with albums/titles listed)
-3 cheers for sweet revenge by my chemical romance
- from under the cork tree by fall out boy
- live through this by hole
- lover by taylor swift
- young enough by charly bliss 
- bleed american by jimmy eat world
- fine art by kneecap
- fetch the bolt cutters by fiona apple
- in love and death by the used
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: Republican attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama, and Arkansas have filed two sweeping lawsuits targeting dozens of providers who ship abortion pills—and the blue states that protect them.
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i got a sample of Commodity Juice in my last sephora order and i am so disappointed that even this has the same awful musk note that every other Commodity perfume i've tried has. cannot mcfucking believe it. who out there WANTS to smell like raspberry flavoured hospital
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘oh that guy just thrives on negative attention’ ok but what about what i thrive on though. what if it’s very important to me medically and nutritionally to remind certain men whose addresses are in the public record that they are god’s mistake
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 30/09/2026
no it isn’t! fuck you!!
picture I took of my tv playing Bloodsport (1988). JCVD strikes a thoughtful martial arts pose as text says “This motion picture is based upon true events in the life of Frank W. Dux”
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While we're at it, I feel like I'm the only one who remembers that there were big Me Too stories published about Morgan Freeman and Jeff Goldblum, both of which were successfully squashed out of existence
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 30/09/2026
Every single story I’ve read basically has giant arrows pointing at it that say ➡️THIS IS WHY WOMEN STAY SILENT⬅️ but we still get the just asking innocent questions froth.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Metoo but this time we build a wicker man and use it
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Post-Left Watch @postleftwatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Tracey is 38 years old. Being this hateful and misogynistic has aged him terribly.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once again: anyone who thinks rape victims come forward for any reason except telling the truth at great fucking cost to themselves is a brainwashed bastard
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing people post about how unfair the “mob justice” against the Cornell rapists is doesn’t really move me when there is no justice for survivors. The system doesn’t work; it enacts further punishment on the victims. Society is even crueler. So spare me the “mob justice” rhetoric about the accused
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 29/09/2026
Muse Can See Everything
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if i go to yarn night at a bar can i say its market research for my job at [redacted national crafting company] and claim it on my taxes
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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wulftec @wulftec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have some parasocial thoughts about Cleveland for just a sec i think it's far from Swift's best work BUT a lot of the people hating on it are actually missing the vulnerability in it that it shares with songs we like much more- i'm thinking Cornelia Street in particular but obv there are others
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmfao i just got a rejection from a job i applied for in like..fall 2025.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
For my newsletter this morning, I found a small glimmer of political hope for trans people in the US and wrote about it: www.burnsnotice.com/we-may-have-...
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We May Have Just Seen the Tides Turn on Trans Rights
Some conservative PACs have backed off from running anti-trans ads. Is this a sign of what's to come for trans people?
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cant believe that the pwhl told us that professor puck canonically fucks before giving us the team names
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aaaaaaaaaaah im so excited for the one sport i care about to come back
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