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David Seaver

@davidseaver.bsky.social
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Not a product made of mechanically recovered and processed meat. He/Him. Master & Commander of the Obvious.

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Tom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I asked ages ago but didn’t get much of a response so I’m taking another swing at it. Does anyone following me either know how to read Cree or know someone who can?
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David Seaver @davidseaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A MAGA election-fraud pusher committing election fraud? Say it ain't so. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
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MAGA candidate in small Calif. town convicted on 9 counts of election fraud
It turns out this conservative candidate wasn't following election laws herself.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/09/2026
New Yorkers, a storm is arriving today. Don't travel if you don't have to. Never drive or walk through floodwater. Call 911 if you are in danger, and report nonemergency issues to 311. Look out for one another and stay safe.
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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Ong's Hat @ongs-hat.com · 04/09/2026
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Nɪɢʜᴛ Exᴄɪsɪᴏɴ🔪 @nightexcision.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
or you can watch the widescreen original on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrXo...
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sea life
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Simon Koppel @simonkoppel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You load sixteen tons, what do you get Another day older and deep in Raclette Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to a Brie de Meaux
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Voight-Kampff Test Proctor: you see a tortoise on it's ba— Newsom: don't care. next question
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
IMPORTANT NEWS FOR TEXAS VOTERS.
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Rockula @rockula.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bin's are good... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj5L...
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SHEMAN - Count Binface (Official Video) | Ebeneezer Goode Parody by Mr.C of The Shamen
YouTube video by Proton
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I love capturing those moments where London Underground trains line up perfectly with station posters. With a little patience and a bit of luck, you can end up with some wonderfully amusing and unexpected shots.
Poster looks like it's pointing a gun at a train Spiderman poster looks like it's riding on a train Dancer on a pister looks like she is running away from a train Witch looks like she is reaching out to a train
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/07/2026
I’m really glad I have Bluesky to keep me informed about what Matt Yglesias is saying. I have him blocked for being a dumbass nobody centrist shill with nothing to say and I don’t use X, but thankfully all the nothing he says gets screenshotted and reposted here. Wouldn’t want to miss it!
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You have Taken the plums that were in the icebox I have Very particular skills Acquired In my career Replace them Or I will look for you Find you and kill you
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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 26/07/2026
150,000 people joined London's biggest ever Trans+ pride and protest to show solidarity and strength with the Trans+ community 🏳️‍⚧️ Ki Griffin reports 👇
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If anyone sees this, please, help get this dragon home!
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David Seaver @davidseaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Today's XKCD is particularly good. xkcd.com/3275/
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Calibration Nobel
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Oddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Windex Xenomorph 💦
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 01/07/2026
We definitely need a new term for this kind of person, and I propose “prolapsed Catholic.”
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
By the way, if you disagree with this sentiment 1) Don't follow my account 2) Fuck off
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Screenshot from r/Wrasslin; subject says "What's your opinion on Tommy Dreamer?" with a recent pic of him with a top knot and a goatee. There's a response below that says, "He looks like a genie that also works at a bowling alley."
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Just listened to John Cage’s 4’33”. Great piece, no notes.
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Rachel Walens @rwalens.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IMMEDIATELY AND LOOK AT THIS DOG
An almost perfectly round ball of black fluffy fur with a small white muzzle and black nose that makes this little dog look exactly like a sentient eyeball.
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How to not bring attention to the fact you have a zombie problem
sign that says unstablw gravestones please be careful
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Well…..that’s an unfortunate place to put those rivets 😁🤣🦇
A sign reads 
Reserved
For Expecting Mothers 
And parents
With Babies


But the rivets are in the first b of babies so it looks like it says rabies
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The holy well is not just sacred to the Christian. Part of my witchery involves obtaining water from certain springs. Of course, this means part of my witchery also involves carrying a bolt cutter. – #EmilyCBanting, 1981
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
While we’re here - found cat in East Lakeview! Let’s get the little guy home
Found cat sign for kitten
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Someone asked me how I can continue to write fiction where people find a way to be better when the world now shows it's not the case. And fella, nothing the fash want you to do more than give up on hope but you really must not. If it's getting too dark to see you don't turn out the lights.
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I’m in love with modern moonlight @lively.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
meme chart of different flags using the trans flag as a guide for different letters where the colors of the flag correspond with the letters TRANS.

Trans
Stans
Naan
ธรรรร
Stars
Satan
Ananas
NANANA
Arts
Tatas
at
Ass
Rants
Santana
ARRRR
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
@)mizzdoradiamond
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
As seen on a wall in Mexico City…
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 15/05/2026
rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.
outside of a restaurant, named Spaghetti House. there are two small table and chair sets on the pavement.
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Sam Ottewill-Soulsby @samottewillsoulsby.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This summary of different early medieval literature is still one of my favourite things on the internet. #medievalsky
Screenshot of Tumblr post by user sunshinemoonrx, reading:

‘Old Welsh lit: Dave punched Steve. This incurred a fine of twelve cattle and a nine-inch rod of silver and is known as one of the Three Mildly Annoying Blows of the Isle of Britain

Old Irish lit: Dave punched Steve so that the top of his skull came out of his chin, and gore flooded the house, and he drove his fists down the street performing his battle-feats so that the corpses were so numerous there was no room for them to fall down. It was like “the fox among the hens” and “the oncoming tide” and “that time Emily had eight drinks when we all know she should stop at six”

Old English lit: Dave, the hard man, the fierce man, the fist-man, gave Steve such a blow the like has not been seen since the feud between the Hylfings and the Wends. Thus it is rightly said that violence only begets more violence, unless of course it is particularly sicknasty. Amen.’
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Jim Benton @jimbenton.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Nico Colaleo @nicocolaleo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
LOS ANGELES - URGENT! I'm heartbroken that my friend and neighbor has only a few days to live. We must find a loving forever home for her 2 kitties, Kit (F/grey/white) & Caboodle (M/black). Both 3-4yrs old, total sweethearts. Please ask around and send anyone interested my way, thank you ❤️
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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 07/04/2026
Terrorizing 90 million foreigners with open threats of genocide and nuclear fire, terrorizing the psyches of his own populace with our plain powerlessness to stop him. I always heard "terrorist regime" as a bullshit phrase we used to support our neocolonial thuggery. But oh it's real, we're in one.
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"It's unlikely that he would've been able to, given Waffle House's sealing jutsu," said Hiruzen Sarutobi, who holds the Sandaime Chair of Ninjutsu Studies at Leaf University. "But some Sharingan users have been able to use unconventional space-time techniques, so we can't rule it out."
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
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𝐊 @girlybojon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
🤘😛
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James Longhurst @jameslonghurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Seven-word death punch
A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is an ICE agent at TSA. Post their unmasked faces everywhere.
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David Seaver @davidseaver.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
There was a very bright meteor fairly low in the sky off to my northeast (from South SF Bay) just after 6:00 this morning, PDT. Green tail, and fairly wide. No idea where it might have been overhead. Pyramid Lake? Casper? @philplait.bsky.social
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
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fraggle @fraggle.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026
Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes

Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors
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David Seaver @davidseaver.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
A little MAD SCIENCE for the weekend, @thephilfoglio.bsky.social ? www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoGb...
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Boosting the Tesla Tower Strike Energy
YouTube video by LightningOnDemand
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