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My suggestion is that perhaps the guy who subpoenaed all his text messages and emails and was specifically reading the ones from the day that he went to see Clark play might have known that? Mister Senator, he gave you all the clues.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 13h

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18h

Here's a wigu.club comic from a couple months ago about that friggin guy you can't take anywhere.

RESTHAVEN FUNERAL HOME
Jeffrey is welcoming mourners: Yes welcome, welcome. I'm so sorry for your loss.
My condolences yes.

Suddenly Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson appears. He is wringing his hands in anticipation.
Jeffrey: Oh thank you for coming, Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson. There is a seat reserved for you over in that section.

Jeffrey gesturing toward a sign that says ABSOLUTELY NO LAUGHING. Jeffrey: You may be interested in this new sign we have.

Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson mopes away. Jeffrey to a mourner: We have to do this to protect him.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 23h

I want a Barman where the sun is inexplicably getting colder and humanity only has the resources to send one person to another solar system that is the source and they send Bruce Wayne and he falls in love with a rock guy there.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Go for the deep shot in second down, when the defense doesn't know you're going to!!!

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tanner McKee couldn't hand off three times and throw a pick?

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Riq getting the ticky tack holding calls, but when Ojomo gets shoved in the back two steps from the QB they can't find the whistle. Ball don't lie refs.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't think that homophobic or transphobic bigots are necessarily gay/trans, but I do think at least part of the reason they hate it is because on some level they realize they're locked into a societal role they don't like and are jealous other people found some freedom from that.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I didn't actually listen to Trump's announcement, but I googled it and I want to confirm that a company is building a steel plant at the cost of 15 billion dollars that will create almost 2k jobs? I understand that you get steel out of it, but I do feel like no one should be impressed by that number

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can't make my mind a sunless place because of how much Philadelphia is in there.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I first started teaching cycling classes, another instructor said I should vary my music more because it is all basically rock. So this week when my students transition from Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin to Heaven is a Halfpipe by OPM I am going to note that both songs are "rock."

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do you think the Cowboys paid that official off in Brazilian Reals, or just USD?

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yud was correct in his thesis that the magic in Harry Potter didn't make sense if you stopped to think about it for a second and somehow thought that that was a brilliant observation, and founded a weird cult on it.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm finding out that the "iced coffee even when it isn't hot out is a Boston thing" isn't as widely known a stereotype as I thought it was.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sorry, but the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was obviously not convincing the world he didn't exist. It was getting people to bet their soul in a fiddle contest but then he is somehow allowed to bring in a demon backing orchestra.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So, I guess no one does the thing where you do a job interview at a coffee shop anymore?

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ok, we all have complicated feelings about Weezer here on the website for 38 year olds. Just listen to Prolonging the Magic by CAKE instead.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

are those droids

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The NYT sucks, but the person who does the little drawing of these people's faces deserves a Pulitzer.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Been listening to a podcast about the Zizians (and "rationalists") and it's kinda true crime-y in that you can see the main person's brain getting messed up as events go along. And the natural thought is "wow, I'm glad I'm not messed up like that."

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Look at this sweet ass church.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

While many of you are probably yelling "Go Chiefs!" or "Go Colts!" I'm saying Go Prosecute these assholes, Robert Muller, they can't be going to overtime this late, I got to get up tomorrow morning.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The perfect time of year to enjoy a delicious handburger

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bob Seger should be on Taskmaster.

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

original post was good and then I saw this and I'm laughing like a damn donkey

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We need to resist the urge to dunk on these people saying they were never Republican/Trimly/MAGA for 47 days at which point we can put them in a blender as we watch the results (Peltola wins by 7 points) roll in.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Isn't people changing their behavior to avoid enforcement of rules against harassment the point? I get that people will find sneaky ways to harass without technically violating rules or whatever, but just letting everyone know "don't do this shit" will reduce them doing that shit, which is good!

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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026

the people have spoken and what the people want is MORE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So the answer to "during his time on earth, did Jesus ever see an armadillo?" is: "the armadillo is nocturnal so it really all depends on what time of day it was when the Devil got round to showing him the Americas."

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Do you think any of these guys even thought to ask Ryan Lewis his opinion on world events?

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pedocon theory is like Newton's laws, they're broadly accurate, but when you get down to very specific scenarios you have to consider quantum and relativistic effects, or in the case of conservatives, Beastiocon theory.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When your head turning says "I'm still alive" but your eyes are desperately screaming "please end this, free me from this half existence that only serves other and condemns my trapped mind to what feels like endless torture, release me l, reeeeeeleeeeeaaaaase me!!"

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wait a second, how can a Fatboy be Slim?!!

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is Trump playing 5 dimensional chess (a stupid war that is driving up gas prices to keep Paxton from getting elected because Donald thinks he's an ugly slob).

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Get a gif of Dak's face there, stat

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Watching these teams does make me feel better about mine.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Those Arby's "steak nuggets" look like an AI poster.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Chris Kuper is not Jeff Stoutland

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Refs are picking on Cooper DeJean because of woke

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you are watching the Falcons-Steelers game and you are not from Atlanta or Pittsburgh, consider calling 1-800-697-3738.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you bought the Sprite or Fanta they reported you to the FBI.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

49ers are super excited to get away from that electric substation or whatever it is they blame for getting hurt all the time to avoid thinking about the fact that they just don't give their players adequate recovery time.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why did I just see a commercial for 9/11

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