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Justin White

@jwhite.bsky.social

2K followers 224 following 16K posts

Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad. Coffee veteran. Spreadsheet guy.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 17m

If the Phillies lose because they pushed Bryce back to right for a guy who is now hurt anyway…

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 1h

Realmuto doing full Italian hand gestures behind the plate.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 1h

This country is fundamentally broken. Always was.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h

¡Padres!

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h

FTJ > PCA.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 19h

With all due respect to my Red Socks, it’s time for the Padres now.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 23h

I do not like the Atlanta Braves.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The T was for Triples all along.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No private jets except to rush Joey Votto from city to city so he can call at least half the games.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kruk and Votto in the same booth? The rest of the day is going to be such a letdown, booth-wise.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pays to know ball.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh so Microsoft broke cut paste and drag in Excel? Great job, Bill.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hazel Mae doing some recruiting for the offseason. Love it.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hire. Ichiro.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

McAdoo!

Chilli from Bluey with Bingo, pumping her fist.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m crying out of my eyes in two different colours.

My T.V. showing Max Scherzer with both arms raised above his head.

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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Justin Verlander: I want a final start and a few retirement celebrations with my family and my teammates wearing silly tshirts of my insta pics then everyone cries Max Scherzer: you will drag my lifeless body off the mound after I’ve bitten the manager & punched the pitching coach

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They planned that and I loved it.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Valenzuela is catching a guy who debuted when he was 7.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can’t wait to do this again next year!

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shot of Scherzer’s kids playing rock paper scissors. If they’re anything like their father that’s the most competitive RPC match you’ll ever see.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I want Scherzlander to be tied.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay the Verlander total is in play

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Erica May-Scherzer pestering her kids to pay attention is so relatable.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is this is the last Scherzday it’s been a slice.

My The Legend of Max Scherzer coffee mug. He had a black eye from bunting.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Took my niece out of my sister’s hair for like two hours and retuned her very gently skunked. Worst uncle ever?

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Starting a food truck called Escargot to Go.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I only interview people who are trying to work in coffee. If you bring your own iced coffee I have questions.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just rocking out to soft 80s new wave hits in my car like the gay dad from Euphoria.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s dumb that Orioles fans sing the riff to Seven Nation Army with “Oh”s when the chorus of Tarzan Boy by literally Baltimore is right there.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My Spanish isn’t great but Vlad is just posting through it, right?

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No Other One.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Taking a rest from ball by turning off my losing ball team so I can catch up on my podcasts I’m behind on which are also related to ball.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I need this spring training split squad lineup to eliminate the Orioles more than I knew it.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You probably don’t want to say what Vlad just said right before a contentious CBA negotiation.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bateman down? Season over.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m gonna bandwagon the Brewers so hard this playoffs.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not all Canadians (are polite).

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay what is this Slo-Pitch show being advertised on Crave?

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just playing chess and negging pitchers.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Joey Votto is so good at his (new) job.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Okay so we won the Josh Smith trade.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

More like Charles Whack-a-Two.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Look, what Doug gets up to on his own time isn’t my business.

A sign from the deli advertising dougnuts.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My six year old just asked me for avocado toast. I guess I’m really never affording a house now.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Let's rule that out.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Welcome to the underground parkade, many many miles under the mall. Here in the earth’s core, we are happy to offer you electric car charging. We picked one of the charging companies that requires you to have an internet connection and a smartphone to use.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

She’s one of us?

A picture showing a Carly Rae Jepsen song called Blue Skies is on in my car.

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I like giving people gift cards to a specific place and then saying, “Don’t spend it all in one place.”

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hot take. If the Jays don’t take 2/3 against the Rangers and the Guardians and White Sox both win their current series, shut Cease down. Just prioritize his career.