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rouxls kaard fucker

@thecartooncrevice.bsky.social
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hi! i'm weird. if you "make" ai slop i'll eat your medulla oblongata. you couldn't have chosen a worse page to come to. i take art requests for free btw MY STRAWPAGE OF COOL(?) SHIT: drizzlescomics140.straw.page

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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 14h
(grins) halloween
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EV3 @ev3lindaboi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the third chapter of the deltarunes is pretty good so far
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"what would your ancestors think?" a not insignificant amount of my ancestors were british colonizers, they can go smoke pole. the cavemen would probably fw my present situation though
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh yeah and here's the raw version of the faded bunch of medical diagrams in the background
a collage of bitcrushed medical diagrams which, going top to bottom, left to right, are:

- a cross section of the head
-the muscular system
-the ribcage
-the inside of an eyeball
-heart and lungs
-thoracic outlet syndrome
-blood vessel
-outside view of an eye
-shingles
-skull with ear
-heart (top) and,,, i actually forgot lol (bottom)
-stomach
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
noelle the entirety of chapter 2 (someone has probably said this but i havent seen it so hahahahahaha bite me) #deltarune
edited meme -- kris, noelle, susie and ralsei stand around, arrow points to ralsei saying "WHO IS HE?"
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wuh oh! i believe i've been inspired! time to forget about turning this into a comic for a while #pixelart #cartoon
the doctor from the previous drawing, shrugging and holding a bloodied pizza cutter. in the background is a window and faded pictures of medical diagrams, and in front of the doctor is a dissected body. a logo to the side reads "barry deboddy: medical amateur" and the t in amateur is a first aid kit. how cute
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
don't remember if i've said this on here before but it bears repeating: if you are a thirst trap account what is your goal with following me
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“There aren't any words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself. Google the word Pac-Man and you'll find it on the first search.”
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𝕽𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖞 @spookyrusty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
T-shirt says “i miss when game movies were just whatever dumb bullshit they wanted to do like in bob hoskins mario bros”
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
false cognates suck. never tell a german you have a gift for them
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you ever fuck up your ankle by punting an exercise ball at full force? (snort) yeah me neither
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i got the deltarunes! did chapter 1! the only reason i didn't kick the king's shit in is because ralsei asked me VERY NICELY (i am behind, i'm aware)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Minnie you demented egg freak eating your sacks of eggs
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
neither of the men pictured are butch #pixelart #cartoon
in a darkened room, a man in a blue shirt is strapped to a piece of wood by a... strap only held on with duct tape. the duct tape in question sits on a table opposite the man. in the background, a doctor with stubble, a pizza cutter and a megadeth shirt puts his hand behind his head and says "hey! just so you know, this is my first day on the job." a sign in the background reads "BUTCH'S BUDGET SURGERY".
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gas may be fucked but at least hegseth is ensuring our soldiers can get hard
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
modern microsoft only started giving a shit about clippy when others did. in short, slowly jam fingernail clippings into the eyes of the microsoft muse mascot
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also the art produced therein is really fucking cool (i shan't elaborate, partially because i am being broad)
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
furry culture is not something i will pretend to entirely get, but i'll be damned if the surrounding political hysteria isn't completely silly
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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are politicians who are genuinely terrified of Furries and I find that hilarious
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the song forced me to do this #pixelart #cartoon #deltarune #fanart
jevil sitting politely in front of an exploding, eye-bleeding background (that has the color of the souls from undertale nyahahaha i wish i wasn't spoiled on the entirety of that game), with arial text at the top reading "havent even played the game yet, who the fuck is this guy".
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
splart
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who the fuck are they to judge you. you're hot. you're a fucking SNACK. JUST HOW YOU ARE.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new thing!!
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
almost forgot. hey @discord.com check this shit out
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thought i would hop on the discord mascot torture bandwagon #pixelart #cartoon
the discord mascot, wumpus, participating in autoerotic asphyxiation with transparent red text reading "GOD'S MISTAKE GOD'S MISTAKE GOD'S MISTAKE GOD'S MISTAKE" laid over it.
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"such a sordid state of affairs." "and i'm caught in the middle, torn between my aversion to carrying hair ties on my person and my desire to have a dry neck."
a screencap of that one scene from clerks where randal talks about the bathroom lights going out at 5:14 every night
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
late observation I know but discord underlining their shitty "oopsie doopsie xP" post about how bad the age verification update turned out with their shitty chungus mascot that no one likes might just be top 3 most out of touch moments I've ever seen from a brand
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i am very fond of this, so called ralsei
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Nintendo Metro @nintendometro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Enemies 'Wario Land: Shake It!' Nintendo Wii
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'Wario Land: Shake It!'
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'Wario Land: Shake It!'
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'Wario Land: Shake It!'
Nintendo WiiEnemies
'Wario Land: Shake It!'
Nintendo Wii
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Vinyl @dumbnbass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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👻 spryyte 👻 @bloospheres.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wario appreciation post
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fml
3-letter word: Fml
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
week's almost over. let's do this* folks *the bare minimum
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Robert @cujorulesdtown9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why you lock the doors at night. So a burglar clown doesn't break in and cream pie you near your loved ones.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026
My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
episode 090
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🌟BraveDoodle🌟🐺🏳️‍🌈 @bdoodle13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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NateDoktor 🕹️🐱 @natedoktor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
events happening on weeknights is fucking stupid. yeah let's hold an event on a fucking tuesday night #vague
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
chewing gum simultaneously satiates and exacerbates my urge to grind my teeth :(
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can tech ceos not eat fat dick for 5 seconds
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember to cancel your Nitro subscription and DO NOT give them your personal information.
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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
chorcolate pretzel #pixelart #cartoon #comic #viewaskew #fanart
panel 1: brodie puts two of his fingers on his wrist and says "here's the pulse, alright? and here's your finger:"

panel 2: jay and silent bob look zoinked and disgusted respectively, as brodie continues, "far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ASS. say..."

panel 3: brodie reaches out with a now hyperrealistic hand, smirking, and says "would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
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Rick Desolate 🪦 | The D-Pad @ricdesi.dpad.fm · 22/09/2026
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