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Rev VonPoofton

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Butlerian Jihad enjoyer Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est. Mostly Warhammer. Follow on IG for more minis. he/him Слава Україні!Смерть Ворогам! North of Seattle, South of Canada www.instagram.com/rictorvonpoofton

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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every time there is a high profile sexual assault or rape case you can guarantee that Michael Tracey will come crawling out of his dumpster to defend the rapist.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I fucking love multiculturalism. This is the spread my local agricultural supply company is putting out for it's customer appreciation day. Fuck yeah.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Norse raider on a "borrowed" horse #miniaturepainting #miniaturewargaming #miniwargaming #vikings #minipainting
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LET'S FUCKING GO BRONCOS!
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oi! What's that ruckus? #miniaturepainting #miniaturewargaming #historicalwargames #medievalwargaming #Pillage
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Golan Heights are Syrian, and Crimea is Ukrainian.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gimme a hug! #miniaturepainting #miniaturewargaming #historicalwargames #vikings #Pillage
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You'll need a chainsaw to carve this thing
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Bring me your most fuckable boys" says the vizier
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DSA Angletonian Caucus 🇬🇱 @marechalberthier.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
talarico said something shitty on what is unfortunately an issue where we are losing 80-20. ken paxton is materially targeting trans healthcare and presumably would vote to do so in the senate as well. i do not think talarico would do that. one of them will win the election. who is preferable?
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Who should I vote for? The guy who I agree with on 80ish% of issues or the guy who wants to kill me? What a conundrum. I know! I will vote for neither so my smug sense of moral superiority remains intact."
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Dicey "OPEN FOR BUSINESS" June @diceyjune.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
some folks always say these two things -palestinians deserve to be free -hamas is terrorist which are true but then. for some reason. they never put to word the third thing, but arguable the most important thing that is the crux of this whole tragedy, which is "israel love killing/raping children"
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Because his judicial appointments sealed the deal? Obviously? What are we doing here?
Also, why do people give Obama credit for marriage equality? If the Supreme Court hadn't ruled on it, then gay marriage would absolutely still be illegal in like half the country. No doubt in my mind.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At least buy me dinner before you fuck me.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is this bad?
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Merry Kirkmas to those who celebrate.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was ugly, but it was a win. Go Hawks!
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In Lock we trust.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
1. Stop electing obvious pieces of shit. 2. Stop trusting anyone who has ever been associated with Bernie Sanders.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This stupid mother fucker still doesn't know what a trade deficit is.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes, Republicans are psychopathic sheep. You should treat them as obstinately evil, not misguided.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Donald Trump, who I do not support, is the greatest progressive leader of my lifetime. by Glenn Greenwald
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a hanging crime
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait, Melanie Lynskey is from New Zealand!?
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Re-reading Red Storm Rising and everything involving Vigdis is just
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Loser shit 14/100
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ideal American immigration policy: Step 1: cross the border Step 2: check in at any local courthouse to fill out a citizenship application Step 3: acquire citizenship with free pocket constitution and mini American flag in 3-5 business days
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans are National Socialists simple as
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nobody gives a shit because a Democrat isn't president right now.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We intuitively understand that "apolitical" or "independent" is typically someone who's just embarrassed to admit they vote for republicans but that shtick actually works on most normies and less politically informed people
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"The bastard bit me!" #miniaturepainting #miniaturewargaming #vikings
A miniatures of a viking raider holding an angry goose.
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Stoned Feminist 👻 Spooky Version @ladylinds.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spiderman kicking some nazi ass. The nazis are cowering in the bed of the pickup truck as Spiderman comes from above with his fist cocked back
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider Man beating Jake Lang’s ass in Minneapolis
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In Seattle. All my coworkers think I'm gonna get shot. Fucking conservatives man...
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Talk about an oversized load
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dear British people, if you come from a family of Dukes, Earls, Barons, Marquesses, or Viscounts you never get to criticize someone for being "unqualified" for a job or somehow getting a leg up.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sure am glad I'm only a casual Mariner's fan.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
ALT: Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Quote-post with pics of your Leader/Champion(s)!
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David Lovejoy @philadlj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Walk Hard ruined all subsequent musical biopics for me. It broke the genre, permanently.
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Mike Brooks @mikebrooks668.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
STOP PUTTING YOUR WORK INTO AI 'DETECTORS' YOU ACHIEVE NOTHING EXCEPT TRAINING AN LLM ON WHAT YOUR ACTUAL, HUMAN WRITING LOOKS LIKE YOU KNOW IF YOU WROTE IT, YES? SO WHY ARE YOU TESTING IT? "oh I just wanted to see how accurate it-" WHO CARES HOW ACCURATE IT IS UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING TO USE ONE?
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
just keeps happening
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
American military hegemony burning itself to the grown under a despotic manchild and none of the very serious national security people can seem to work up the same white hot anger about it they showed when Biden made them finally admit to their 20 year fuckup in Afghanistan.
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A bit smokey up on the mountain but the views were still killer
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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/08/2026
Airport catering truck with the container raised and the Saddam Hussein spider hole diagram superimposed on it with a label that says Donald J. Trump
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is there a term to describe finding yourself in a position where you're at war and your adversaries continue conducting attacks, but the President seems to have just decided the war isn't happening? Did Clausewitz ever deal with this one?
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