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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 29/09/2026

It's me Hi I'm the problem It's me

Screenshot of lyrics from Babylon by Taylor Swift.

You're using nostalgia as a weapon to hurt yourself

But darling you wnd up hurting everybody else

The self harm of never being where you are

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

The irony is the comments on this post actually support the awful take by denigrating it. So Blooski.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 24/09/2026

This is tough cause in the mash ups things that are meh to me just hit different. I got the Petermore mash up and I didn't listen to Peter before and don't listen to it now but that absolutely fucking worked.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 22/09/2026

Not sure how many different ways I can say fuck this guy.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 21/09/2026

Dying is somehow 3 pts less popular than military coup.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 16/09/2026

Rank the track 11’s 💋 1. Honey 2. Forever & Always 3. Holy Ground 4. invisible string 5. Karma 6. Dancing with Our Hands Tied 7. This Love 8. cowboy like me 9. Our Song 10. Innocent 11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) 12. London Boy

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 10/09/2026

Dear CNN, What in the actual fuck?

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 19/07/2026

Reminder that in 1942 FDR wanted basically a 100% tax on income over $25k and the number of Americans who would have been impacted was about 3000. Things that might have been.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 13/07/2026

I want to know what Chao had to pick up in China to reanimate him??

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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

They say it comes in threes...

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 07/07/2026

Dems undecided on Nazi Rapist as a senate candidate a great fucking headline.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 02/07/2026

Schismsky my new favorite corner of Bluesky.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 30/06/2026

As always if you're going to need medical care in the US of A make sure your compensation is protected by the Constitution.

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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It feels weird to celebrate our independence as a nation, when it’s pretty clear we are losing it.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 30/06/2026

Dear Chuck's Intern. It was 5-4 FIVE FUCKING FOUR. THIS IS NOT A WIN.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 26/06/2026

That's ridiculous. These all came after 1989: Reputation Lover Folklore Evermore Midnights The Tortured Poets Department The Life of a Showgirl Plus all the Taylor's Versions with their vault tracks.

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Paul Callahan (he/him) @paulcallahanmv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I used to think the Democratic establishment worshipped the "center" as a political strategy. Now I think they actually hate FDR liberalism and would crush its resurgence even if a majority of voters demanded it. The freakout over DSA-adjacent candidates is bizarre. Apparently, they'd rather lose.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 25/06/2026

He can go triangulate some Blue Dogs and fuck right off.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 17/06/2026

Travelling for business so the TTPD blanket makes the trip too.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 17/06/2026

Taking this as a compliment.

Screenshot of being added to a Swifties block list.

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Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Nah, that's what THEY want you to think. 😱 But that's Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator! #Idiocracy

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 14/06/2026

Two drunk guys arguing politics in a bar in Oil City.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 31/05/2026

All Too Well Ten Minute Version

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 30/05/2026

it’s swiftie independence day!! share your fave song from each of taylor’s reclaimed albums ✨💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤✨ mine: 💚 cold as you 💛 forever & always piano version 💜 the story of us ♥️ red 🩵 AYHTDWS 🖤 getaway car

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 27/05/2026

It looks like they're building the time travel thingy from Contact.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 27/05/2026

Fayette County fair line up is mid.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 25/05/2026

You won't see MUCH Nazi shit is still to fucking much Nazi shit.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 24/05/2026

The thing with PA is everyone outside the red lines hates everything inside the red lines

Map of Pennsylvania with Southwest PA (Pittsburgh) and SEPA (philly) carved Pittsburg by red lines.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 06/05/2026

The great thing about the Internet is that every day someone dies who I thought was already dead.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 03/05/2026

Add this to this list of lessons learned 80 to 100 yrs ago that people today are conveniently forgetting.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 01/05/2026

They new host city should be Albuquerque, right???

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Anyone check polymarket to see who she was tipping off? I’m going full conspiracy theory at this point because that’s how stupid this timeline is. Might as well just assume the craziest things are true.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 26/04/2026

It's really just a Conspiracy Hypothesis right now.

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Here's the initial block list of those who attended the WHCD tonight. Adding names as it becomes clear they were there.

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 24/04/2026

I can't add anything that would make this any better than it is.

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Matt Royer 🤘🏼 @mattroyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 11/04/2026

The test case is what the code should do. The test result is what the code does in the test environment which should mirror production but often doesn't cause reasons. The person writing the test cases is rarely the same person writing the same person writing the code. This doesn't reflect RL.

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