Sign in

Halaylah

@halaylah.com
4.3K followers 1.5K following 17K posts

Call me Hal. Artist, Bard, Budtender & Quizmaster Level 51, Agender (she/sí is fine) No alt text = No follow back 🇮🇪|🇵🇸|🏳️‍🌈|💗♾️💙 Halaylah.com Patreon.com/HalaylahStudios Wish List: bit.ly/4hjwuD8 Currently unhoused. $ - V/PP/CA: all Halaylah

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Halaylah
Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 5h
The world is burning, so I’m officially labelling impulsive decisions as existential coping mechanisms. Who’s with me?
3166
Reposted by Halaylah
AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 29/09/2026
This uterus can fuck off
0211
Reposted by Halaylah
dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
the root of society's evils
comic panel of a white man in a safari hat sitting by a tree, hands to his temples, while in shadow in the background, speech bubble appears, "white man is unhappy."
06315
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
Dear Universe, I am trying to join my postmenopausal sisters in the Cat Lady rebellion, and I CAN'T DO THAT IF THE DAMN BLEEDING WON'T STOP.
071
Reposted by Halaylah
nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 29/09/2026
im curious about a local politics transphobia thing there is a transphobic billboard campaign in nm advertising this website, which is just thrown together on squarespace www.askwhynm.com the more information email is at this domain www.independentwomen.com whats the deal here? astrot(e/u)rfing?
1153
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
I have 12 mutuals with this person
100
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 28/09/2026
I Do Not Choose Texas.
050
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 27/09/2026
One of the ads from the theater pre-show. Seems like something is missing...
An ad on a theater screen advertising "WE BUY GOLD" There is a phone number listed, but no business name or website. Next to the phone number it says, "We come to you, call for appointment"

Seems sus.
No business name, just call if you have gold, give them your address & they'll come to your house.
...in the middle of the night
...with a crowbar & a cargo van
010
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 27/09/2026
That was awesome & now I have to get it on DVD so I can check out all the different locations - I recognized SO much of that!
130
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 27/09/2026
Now seated for Coyote Vs Acme.
150
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 26/09/2026
OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS!!!
010
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 26/09/2026
I did my last job interview from my car in a library parking lot. I had a Route 44 Coke in the cupholder & my weed vape in my hand. I got the job.
070
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 26/09/2026
Share your mood for the weekend
static.klipy.com
J0Beats' Pink Hair Grin
Alt: J0Beats' Pink Hair Grin that could also be a Snarl
010
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
'Family' & 'Fool For Love' My favorite pair of episodes in the entire series. #Buffy
Amber Benson as Tara Maclay in the #Buffy episode 'Family's (S5e6)James Marsters as William "nothing rhymes with 'gleaming'" Pratt in the #Buffy episode 'Fool For Love' (s5e7)
250
Reposted by Halaylah
🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day 🦋💖 Take 9-25 off to celebrate
static.klipy.com
Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink
Alt: Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink
217532
Reposted by Halaylah
treaty of frrms (42069) @frrms.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Lolol
092
Reposted by Halaylah
Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Blackfolk have to adhere to PHD levels of fluid unwritten social rules, particularly wrt to the full spectrum of expression daily not just to keep a job but also to mitigate our chances of being frisked so yeah I don’t buy it when them folk say it’s too hard not to say a slur just bc of reclamation
949686
Reposted by Halaylah
Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Malophile [MAL-oh-file] (n.) - One with a fondness for apples; an ardent apple enthusiast. Use: “A zealous malophile, Farmer Cludd tended an orchard of Orange Pippins whose unwholesome roots, it was whispered, reached into the very bowels of Hades, where they drank the blood of the damned.”
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Malophile,” meaning an ardent apple enthusiast. An antique engraving shows Johnny Appleseed tending young apple trees. The example sentence reads: “A zealous malophile, Farmer Cludd tended an orchard of Orange Pippins whose unwholesome roots, it was whispered, reached into the very bowels of Hades, where they drank the blood of the damned.”
38823
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 24/09/2026
#Albuquerque- 40 cents off today at Circle K with your phone number!
000
Reposted by Halaylah
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 24/09/2024
"On the 23rd day of the month of September in an early year of a decade not too long before our own..." Happy Little Shop of Horrors Day!
Crystal, Chiffon, & Ronnette in the beginning of Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
021
Reposted by Halaylah
Charlotte. @charlotteirene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
According to Merriam-Webster, a mandarin is a person of position and influence. So Judas was basically calling Jesus an out of touch leader
331
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 22/09/2026
I made a playlist of all the bands that just left Ed Sheeran's tour & its pretty good, actually.
060
Reposted by Halaylah
dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 21/09/2026
in the 70s, there were only three colors. rust, mustard and olive green. it was hell I tell you
86410
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 21/09/2026
Absolute, forever #goals
060
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 21/09/2026
1 oz of shake & a pack of cones, and I just rolled myself a joint while sitting on an electrical box, waiting for my ride home from work. Still punk as fuck.
030
Reposted by Halaylah
dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 20/09/2026
my little present for your work week ahead youtu.be/ZNomhZFaWWI?...
youtu.be
Beastie Boys | Sabotage | Sesame Street Mashup
YouTube video by isthishowyougoviral
0112
Reposted by Halaylah
ChicagoVintageTileFloors @chicagovtfloor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Final in the series, Auditorium Building, 1889 photos by @maren.robinson.
Yellow hexagon and orange diamond shaped tile floor with red  trim tile floor from 1889.
118021
Reposted by Halaylah
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
795166633669
Reposted by Halaylah
Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My hat is like a shark fin
4384
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 18/09/2026
Season 5!
Photo of my laptop playing the 1st episode of #Buffy S5, showing Willow & Tara on the beach, with Willow waving her hand at the fire, saying "Ignis Incende!"

On the keyboard of the laptop is a "Mimosa" flavored infused preroll and a box of Glorious Extracts cured resin.
130
Reposted by Halaylah
Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you are on the left and willing to cede rights for some citizens, you're creating a gray area for who is a full and actual human, and you are bad at this, actually.
213728
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 18/09/2026
It's Friday, my only day all-the-way off, and I am determined to post a pic of something I've made before the end of the day. #ArtSky
050
Reposted by Halaylah
Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wordle [WUR-dul] (n.) The world; the earthly realm or sphere of human existence. Used in a sentence: “Agatha had seen enough of the wordle to know that five green squares on the first guess were about as close to divine providence as one could reasonably hope for.”
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Wordle” defined as “The world; the earthly realm or sphere of human existence.” The example sentence reads: “Agatha had seen enough of the wordle to know that five green squares on the first guess were about as close to divine providence as one could reasonably hope for.” At right is an antique world map.
26522
Reposted by Halaylah
Mar Something @gardenwagon.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Properly laughed at this
041
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 18/09/2026
Girls don't want boys, girls want a cottage in the forest that nobody can find if they haven't been invited.
081
Reposted by Halaylah
Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you're queer, you have That Lesbian Friend. She plays softball. She wears flannel and birkenstocks, but not together. She might hike. She may have been a vegetarian, but is now a grill queen. She's on speed dial when your life goes to shit. I think we need to elect that lesbian for president.
615326
Reposted by Halaylah
dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 18/09/2026
going off to live in the Doctor Seuss house in Alaska, ttyl
This wacky 12-story private home located between Talkeetna and Willow, Alaska has been nicknamed the "Dr. Seuss House." The home, which was built by Anchorage attorney Phil Weidner, has remained unfinished for years.
49714
Reposted by Halaylah
Nikole @sweetniko.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
#FundFriday
023
Reposted by Halaylah
Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
5159091622
Reposted by Halaylah
Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Barkeeper's Friend isn't strong enough to get your pans clean you need... Barkeeper's Enemy
7839
Reposted by Halaylah
Charlotte. @charlotteirene.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning! October's rent is due two weeks from today, so I really want to get the ball rolling on this. Getting evicted while doing a musical would be a fucking disaster lol #MutualAidRequest
025
Reposted by Halaylah
Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
was trying to think of a jack reacher gag but all i could come up with was "jacked ruminant"? i'm so sorry, i promise to do better in the future
6718
Reposted by Halaylah
Tracy Wolfe 🌊🇺🇲🇺🇦 @tgreywolfe1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok, now that these stadium owners have shown their hand on how they treat artists with political opinions they don't like, what are the other big acts booked into these venues going to do? Pretend to be apolitical, or take a stand?
031
Reposted by Halaylah
Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Must be nice to just be able to go home when you don’t feel like working — and still get paid for it.
415644
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 16/09/2026
I would love to hear some more informed perspectives. This part of the hullabaloo is really bothering me.
010
Halaylah @halaylah.com · 16/09/2026
I'm honestly more upset by P!nk.
151
Reposted by Halaylah
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 16/09/2026
"If you believe information should be free, create some information and release it for free."
014317
Reposted by Halaylah
Cassandra Miller @tiptransformed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know you want to read a romance about femme witches, dogs, cats, and baking. Right? Right???
031
Reposted by Halaylah
Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't want to talk so much about the artists, who are flawed people who had a fucked up argument publicly. I want to talk about the far right zillionaire scumbag who's deciding what you can hear about what topic and where.
923768