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Spageddy Lee

@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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Olive Garden CEO, professional fart sommelier and two time Olympic bean bag toss silver medalist.

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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 17m
I'm not vegan, and I'll tell you why: I'm made out of (mostly) meat
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RIP to one of the original metal badasses - Conrad Lant, better known as Cronos, the bassist and frontman for Venom.
Cronos, a white balding man on stage in black and red leather with spikes and a red bass guitar. He's got one foot up on the stage monitor.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty needs to be abolished, full stop. This isn't something that "reform" can fix. No amount of regulation or oversight will make it anything other than barbaric and cruel.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
social media is a nightmare these days, but i just need to say: the way you talk about strangers’ experiences of sexual assault tells the survivors in your real life whether or not you can be trusted with their stories and their safety. and there *are* survivors in your life, so don’t fuck it up.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donut in a box Donut Mini donut on a stick Donut hole on an ordinary stick Donut hole on a slightly fancy stick Donut hole on a moderately fancy stick Donut hole on a very fancy stick
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PETA? Yeah I like PETA Petting Every dog That I see And telling them they're the best dog ever because they are
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Help Oregon out, he's a good guy and needs a boost to pay rent!
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven't updated this in a while. But I have continued to add to the ball. Lost track of exactly how many total cheeses this represents, but it's 1741 g and that maths out to 475
A large ball of red wax from Babybel cheeses on an Escali kitchen scale. The scale reads 1741 g.
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Art P. Hough @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I watched Aliens again for the first time in ages, and it's kind of hard to believe it's 40 years old. Production values feel way ahead of their time. What a damn fine movie that is.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is my house
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you bring a dachsund wearing tiny cowboy boots and a cowboy hat to a job interview, I don't care how badly you bomb the answers or how many red flags your background check turns up. We're hiring that dog on the spot.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oooh, not just Deluxe but SUPER Deluxe! Comes with four different shitty demos of that song John Lennon wrote threatening to murder his girlfriend if she cheated on him!
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spotted my heron buddy wading in the creek today
A great blue heron wading in a muddy creek, surrounded by shade and foliage.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Baby Got (Lower) Back (Pain)
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think this might be the most "old man yells at cloud" gripe I've ever had, but I'm a grumpy old man now so fuck it: Raisins have too many bits of stem still attached these days
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 22/09/2026
Yeah, I'm sure it's really inconvenient for trans people to have to take meds all the time. Now let me take my naproxen, the omeprazole I take to counter naproxen side effects, my statin, the CoQ10 I take for statin side-effects, my ACE inhibitor, my arthritis meds, my steroid cream, my ADHD meds...
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ladies and gentleman the SPAGHETTI BROTHERS! *crowd goes wild, you don’t see them at first just hear sloppy noodle sounds
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder how many people are going to be confused by this and think they're talking about Sports Illustrated.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When your barber accidentally leaves out a decimal resulting in a 2000% tip rather than a 20% tip... (they called back right after it happened and refunded the entire cost of the haircut so I am assuming an honest mistake)
A screenshot of a receipt with white text on a black background that shows a total cost of $56, no tax because I live in Oregon, and $1,120 in tips for a total of $1,176.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/09/2026
I hate doing the "a rollback of trans rights is the gateway for a rollback of women's rights" thing because trans rights are human rights in and of themselves, whatever the impact on cis women. But goddamn I wish more cis women had a sense of history and self preservation.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Brexit was pretty dumb too but in the case of Trump 2024 we already knew exactly how terrible he was. Just astonishingly stupid to let him back in the White House again.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nurse! Get me 400ccs of Baja Blast STAT!
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
More progress today! And it's the sort of progress that really feels like it. The neck is starting to take shape and I'm really happy with how it's turning out. I can't wait to get it to a point where it's ready for finish!
A guitar neck with a squarish shape and three notches carved in the back. It's made of dark walnut wood with a couple of stripes of light myrtle wood The same guitar neck, but with a lot of the rough edges carved down. It looks mich smoother than before.A different angle of the guitar neck showing the curve of the wood. It's still a little rough in places The transition from the neck up to the headstock. Here you can really see the shape it's going to take
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Gwendolyn Ann Smith @gwensmith.com · 12/09/2026
One more thing: getting a response from Rowling's people on this means that it hit. That this is now in the trades means there's blood in the water. I hope there's some entertainment reports who might go talk to the (adult) actors still in on this about now, and discuss this specifically...
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“you need to respect and accommodate the views of people who are at this very moment bringing back child-killing diseases that were largely eradicated before you were born” no I don’t. If they’re invited into the tent it’s to show them some amontillado in the back
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And people say nothing exciting ever happens in Eugene
kval.com
Four ton potato making stop in Eugene ahead of Ducks season opener
Eugene residents are getting a visit from the Big Idaho Potato Truck this Friday, Sept. 4, when they'll have the chance to see a larger-than-life spud and take
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
I'm not "spreading misinformation" I'm being wrong on purpose as a bit
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/09/2026
oh no the catpture
a burst of water on the sidewalk stairs of a porch, around a food bowl and the dry outline of a cat who was eating there before sprinting away
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For years I've been telling people that I can't draw, I have no artistic talent at all. And I realized recently that that's bullshit, I just haven't out much effort into learning. So. Here's my latest effort at learning, a classic art student exercise:
A pencil drawing, upside down, copying a drawing of Igor Stravinsky by Pablo Picasso. It's supposed to force your right brain hemisphere to take over your left or something. It's a popular exercise for new art students. Above it on a tablet screen is the original drawing, below it is my attempt which actually looks ok except for Igor's fat head and mangled hands.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Solidarity forever
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you're feeling like Dolly Parton set an unachievable standard for doing good in the world, and there's no way you'll touch as many lives as she did, consider this: Dolly Parton was the best person ever at being Dolly Parton. You are the best person ever at being you.
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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think everyone should see this incredible picture of Dolly Parton: it’s by Stacie Williams (asterosperma on Instagram) and it’s called The Queen of Appalachia
A stunning screenprint image in a style which is part folk art, part religious icon. Dolly Parton sits on a throne-like wooden chair, surrounded by garlands of flowers and leaves. Orange butterflies (I think they are monarchs?) hover around her head. Her hair is huge and golden, and she is wearing a long, sweeping orange gown, which is turned up over her knee to show off her brown knee length high heeled boots. Two black bear cubs play around her, one on the floor and one in her lap. Dolly stares calmly at the viewer. Her right hand is raised in benediction, and in her left she holds a ripe strawberry which she is feeding to one of the bear cubs. 

The original post is here https://www.instagram.com/p/B8rvBpTlRxZ/?igsi=Z2x5aTB5aHp5NXFp
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you want to honor her legacy, go out and do something good today. Or tomorrow, or next week. Show someone how much you care about them. And be grateful that you got to live at the same time as Dolly.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How cool is it that we all got to be alive on Earth at the same time as Dolly Parton? I think that's just wonderful. Both of my kids loved getting their "Dolly books" in the mail every month, even if it was one we already had. She simply was someone who devoted her time on Earth to doing good.
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I almost had to bust out the corkboard and red string to parse this headline, sheesh.
Trump-Aligned America First Policy Institute Backing Ex-NBA Player Tossed from WNBA Game
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have a few shows I'm watching/rewatching at the moment and the funny thing is that Reacher isn't the largest man in my current rotation, it's this guy (he's 6'8")
Greg Davies, the titular Taskmaster from the show of the same name. He's a bearded white man with glasses in his 60s sitting on an ornate red and gold throne. He looks like the sort of guy Reacher would beat up several dozen other people to get to in the season finale.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026
i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week
calendar event: No Hope Today
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rot economy critic @rotonomics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I badly need #7 to win
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mind your step please, that's my perilously tall Jenga tower of ADHD coping strategies right there
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The inalienable, god-given right to fart as loudly and often as I like
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She had legs for days, you say? That's cool, I guess. I've had mine for 42 years now but whatever
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
HOUSING DEVELOPMENT FOREMAN: Okay, well, first of all these are called "houses", not "boxes". And you made them out of... the fuck is "ticky tacky"? Whatever it is, I can't imagine it's up to code. Jesus Christ, do any of you even know what a hammer is? They're going to revoke my fucking license!
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
HOUSING DEVELOPMENT FOREMAN: Okay, well, first of all these are called "houses", not "boxes". And you made them out of... the fuck is "ticky tacky"? Whatever it is, I can't imagine it's up to code. Jesus Christ, do any of you even know what a hammer is? They're going to revoke my fucking license!
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She had legs for days, you say? That's cool, I guess. I've had mine for 42 years now but whatever
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/08/2026
14 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion!
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm an Oreoliginalist. I like the creme to cookie ratio of the classic Oreo, even double stuf is too much for me.
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