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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi

@thatpandayouknow.bsky.social
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Queerness doula gendervoid disaster The kyriarchy is there to be spitroasted. #IDIC doer of music twitchist fuck genAI, I block advocates and users Reject Omelas

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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 44m
It's so cool how the declaration of bollocks grants everyone "inalianable" rights, and people who weren't white men have spent the quarter fucking millenium since trying to convince white men to let them have rights too. America ain't shit except lies built on hate and hate built on lies
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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I simply had to make this. (turn on audio and make this full screen)
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1h
Seeing games like Hitman and Assassins Creed and a bunch of other old franchises being adapted for VR, I hope someone makes a VR game out of Black, the meatiest FPS out there. The pistol you start with echoes through eternity, but your first objective is pick up shotgun, blow door off hinges. Rocks.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 4h
I love this style of self aware comedy, as also seen in Philomena Cunk. It's a Monty Python-y kind of thing that informs a lot of my own humour when I write. I should write more. More funnies is more good.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 5h
We're heading into 1984 We're heading into Brave New World We're heading into any number of shitty futures Yknow what we're heading for? SPOCK'S BRAIN! Nobody knows the answers, they have to consult The Machine, which temporarily gives them answers. Then they go back to, well, to mix my sci fi, Eloi
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 6h
I was reading something about the development of music the other day and how house and techno started out with people mixing random shit and DJing at house parties, word got out, tapes were exchanged, and the genre grew.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For me, the hardest thing about stories like the Cornell gang rape case isn’t reading the initial details—although that is hard. What’s even harder is when men online, especially the journalists and pundits, start trying to combat the feminist outrage by purposefully seeding doubt and victim-blaming
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 6h
I wasn't gonna say anything coz it's all over your feeds too but THEY WON'T EVEN REFUND HER TUITION?? She's dropping out because of factors beyond her control two months into term, they do nothing about rape, won't even refund her tuition? We gotta bring back cutting dicks off with scissors man
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 6h
Aw, the game is to post a vampire that isn't Dracula? Of course it's easy, there are many legendary vamps to choose from, but I was gonna take the opportunity to gush about Love At First Bite (1979) starring George Hamilton in a very campy Drac story as silly as Zorro the Gay Blade. Good times.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 7h
I'm so burned out on 20 years of superhero movies but there's one superhero movie I keep going back to time and again, the best of the lot, and I don't mean Avengers Assemble (the last one I gave a shit about) that never gets old, and it's called Megamind
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 17h
What the fuck, I've been following this vape channel for a while, learned a lot from him, like his chill vibe a lot. In this video, however, he lifts a mug to drink from it, and that motherfucker has a nazi black sun on it
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Liz Szabo @lizszabo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vaccines don’t cause autism. But vaccines can help prevent it. This study found an increase in autism rates among babies born with rubella, who were infected by their moms during pregnancy. Vaccinating against rubella with the MMR vaccine (measles, mumps, rubella) prevents infection.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 18h
Any trans stoners wanna put together a zoom smoke sesh or something? I just feel like that would be a chill vibe
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 18h
My moustache is once again long enough to touch my eyebrow. It may be time to finally attempt the Dali
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Starbird 🔞 @star---bird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how british people stare at you when youre visibly trans
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 19h
When I find a youtube channel with fairly regular uploads who stop uploading around 4 years ago, it makes me wonder if covid got them
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 21h
I’m honestly just disgusted. Sick of having to watch Alleged Intelligence and its fraudulent proponents recieve an eternal blowjob from a procession of grown adults who’ve torched their dignity, each craven gobbler pretending they can’t see the Emperor’s naked, prolapsed anus.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21h
Once upon a time, a friend was using a phone booth. I opened the door a crack, farted, closed the door. I let him finish his call and asked if I'd wasted a good fart. I forgot he has no sense of smell for reasons I don't remember. Nobody uses phone booths anymore, that chance will never come again
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21h
See, it's an act of love and care to protect the perverts wearing AI glasses from getting their brain set on fire, it's imperative to pull them off people's faces immediately
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spirit Halloween FTW
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The irony being that Helen Keller managed to accomplish a lot more in her lifetime than Riley Gaines did or is likely to ever do.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 22h
Not all men, but it happens a million times a day and it's always men, so maybe shut up. Though I have to say I've VERY enjoyed blocking all "not all men"s I've seen the last two days
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 23h
Gonna forego takeaway to make a healthy beef and veg curry, status of rice undecided, because my body deserves a treat and chicken and mushroom pastry bakes is unsustainable. And I'm hungered, goshnabbit
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 23h
Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat Sixty nine assholes tied in a knot Hooraaaaay Lizard shit Fuck!
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 23h
Leaving Las Vegas, but it's about a dude trying to stoned himself to death over a course of weeks. Doesn't kill him but he has a lifechanging experience and returns to his real life a better person coz Hollywood loves a happy ending and so do I
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Motherfucker, that melody I've had stuck in my head for 20 fucking years is from CASPER from 1996 or whenever it was. That's like finally getting home from your teaching job and finally being able to scratch your balls with great justice and furious vengeance in the privacy of your own home. Relief
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell you what, that Danny Elfman can really put together an emotive bit of tuneage www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMfs...
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Edward Scissorhands-Ice Dance
YouTube video by MovieMusic007
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bingdiddly fuck it's nice to be home. I was only out three and a half hours but it's very much the sitting down time now. Also Jerry Goldsmith's Allan Quatermain theme slaps at least as hard as Indiana Jones's and he doesn't get the credit he deserves for that
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A young boy of maybe 11 just walked past me at the bus station. He was wearing all purple, a sort of lilac tie dye affair. I was bullied to shit for wearing similar when I was a kid. It's rad as fuck that kids can wear colour without grief now.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know much in life but I know this: I hate being alone at mam's place. It feels like a taste of what's to come and I hate how it feels. Welp, on with feeding the cat
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lionheart, or AWOL as I know it on VHS, is not an amazing film (bit of is pretty good) but the theme by John Scott absolutely slaps and elevates an otherwise kinda disposable click into something I still listen to 30 years on
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In today's random kindle library find is a book about overcoming an internet addiction. I certainly got some criteria but reading this going off on spending more time than intended online and stuff, I think I just have ADHD and keep falling down rabbit holes rather than an addiction lol
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Sopping Wet Ghost of a Victorian-Era Child @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you talk about how homophobic chick-fil-a is to the average straight person they're like "wow that's messed up" and then they get chick-fil-a later cause mentioning it made them hungry for it.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I stretched, my back popped three or four times, and now I'm all limp, which is nice, but not ideal when I have ten minutes to get to the bus stop
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Ill have a 4th pride month as a treat! @emeal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nationalism so often seems to slide from “love of one's country” into “those people dont belong here!” It seems ironic that a movement about loving your country seems to be more about hating those who live in it. it would be funny, if it wasnt so dire these days.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A poster that reads "instead of being transphobic... Try shutting the fuck up"
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oi. Queers. Need you to do something for me. Get over whatever ick you feel about trans people. Talking to a friend about a support group she's doing and there are black queers in the group resisting being asked what pronouns they use. Which is an easy way to get called the wrong pronouns :P
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only Saw Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was 9 and thought "wow, these genderqueer freaks are having way more fun than anyone I knew, sign me up!" and I spent that summer an exchange student in transsexual Transylvania, where I learned to dance and use pronouns
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I was 6 I had to write an apology letter to Robert Wells when I was messing around too much and spilled water all over his painting of a lorry. I was 6. It was a shitty painting. I'd spilled the water by accident. I got treated like a college rapist apparently.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a good reason to not do something daft www.ebay.co.uk/itm/38921167...
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Thick Glass Bong 8" Penis Smoking Tobacco Hookah Smoking Pipes Smoke Bottle | eBay UK
Item contains: Glass bong, Bowl. And has been recognized by many dealers in various regions. Five Years of Experience in Glass Smoking Products. Color: Clear. Pictures of the Box.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want so many people to suffer such terrible things. One of the many reasons I hate rightwingers is I dislike feeling the intense rage and hatred in me. I don't like being angry and disgusted but their every action is enfuriating and disgusting and I hate them for making it everyone's problem
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To curry or not to curry. I don't really feel like a curry but I am fancying to monch upon some beouf.
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well things could be worse, but I did just spill a bunch of bong water over a fresh hoodie, so like, they could be better
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Carey Pietsch @careydraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
little planner drawings from a couple weeks before tazgn launch! two wolves
i should be appreciating this moment!! I should revel!!! ... i am too busy to revel in the moment
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🌈Dani "double dumbass on you" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You ever think of the stuff you've lived through, personally and historically and culturally, and just sit in awe at the bullshit you've had thrown at you and somehow it hasn't stopped you? It's worth taking a minute sometimes to remember what hasn't stopped you. Keep living. It rly pisses them off.
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