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AnnaAnkaAnia

@samerealwoman.bsky.social

6.8K followers 1.1K following 4.2K posts

I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hju… www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?ig…

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There are reasons why I’m nobody’s emergency contact.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can’t wait to watch the documentary that will be made about me when I finally snap.

AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A haunted house? But, it's just Bluesky.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Came across ppl here I know irl... gross. Anywho new pfp, who dis

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Here, have some cholesterol and a beverage. Relax..

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s amazing how frequently I use the ‘but I was a different person then’ excuse without mentioning the fact that I still suck now but just in other ways.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

when your post is just too good

a bluesky notification that tells me it failed to delete post, please try again

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

maniacal laughter for maniacal circumstances doesn't feel like the best medicine, and that's why I take Prescription Drugs™️

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When I tell my husband I’m going to do something, I’m going to do it. No need to remind me every six months.

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Indigo ☾*✲⋆. @indigosu73.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

😎

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE I
WHY

CATS JUST
WALK AWAY MID CONVERSATION

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

HIM: what are you up to? ME: just laying in bed, decomposing HIM: you mean “decompressing?” ME: sure

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I can not love you Then why do I even exist

Rain covered bare branch
Black and grey

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why queue is spelled like that? I don't have a clueue.

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just need to say that convincing someone that your crazy ass is emotionally stable is also catfishing.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Measure twice, cut once," I grunt, as I realise your legs won't fit in the freezer.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Based off television I watched growing up, I expected to have a lot more citizen's arrests under my belt by now.

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

less of a shitposter, more of a shitreposter *save to drafts

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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Sometimes we just have to let people eat the wax on their BabyBel’s as part of natural selection

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sadly, I always drink my coffee too quickly - if it's not hot enough to melt teeth it's too cold

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t know much about horses and I know even less about being stable.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

we all have that one homie who should be in bed at 3:40am but accidentally ended up posting instead

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

why you trying to fight me like a warrior when I said I was a WORRIER, goddamnit. you stressing me out more now sheeesh

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I just watched a coworker nearly choke to death on a granola bar and I’m pretty sure that chocolate would never betray you like that.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s really hard to get back on the horse when the horse has left the barn.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm pretty stellar as long as no one asks too much of me.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

What if there were no hypothetical questions

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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'd fucking fall in love again but nobody fucking deserves that (derogatory)

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Perimenopause be like, "wanna see this bitch cry?"

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Proud of myself that I tossed a sturdy plastic packet into the recycling bin instead of inducting it into the hallowed Bag of Bags. Baby steps.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A bra is a hairband for tits

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Physics? Yeah idk kid, light is probably spaghetti.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I’ve decided to win the Oscar™️ for best actor this year.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We should all get together and play solitaire.

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Joie de vivre? In this economy?

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Inside this wolf there are 2 me's and this wolf's therapy bills are absolutely astronomical.

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

maybe the amount of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them

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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

*deletes “good at sleeping through the night” from my resume*

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

people with too much energy y’all know it’s because they steal it from the rest of us

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When your benefit of doubt eventually gives out, that's amore.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

QOTD: “somewhere between my mouth and your understanding- you added information”

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Men would rather sleep in a smelly old box than a plush comfy bed. Oh wait, that’s cats.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't need a therapist. I need a factory reset button installed on my head.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The best time to fuck off is all the time.

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Fuckin THIS ♥️

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Act like a normal human being? Where’s the fun in that?

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think if you survive two lethal injections you deserve to get out of jail.