iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Measure twice, cut once," I grunt, as I realise your legs won't fit in the freezer.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

very few random thoughts these days haven't already been said welcome to the turning wheel that lives inside our head

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who me? Just over here making as many poor life choices as I can so I die young.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t know much about horses and I know even less about being stable.

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just need to say that convincing someone that your crazy ass is emotionally stable is also catfishing.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sending out a space probe to find my lost motivation

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I was going hard af at work for absolutely no reason until I realized I was still listening to my workout music

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Challenge of the day: ask yourself what’s going on without using the word “fuck.”

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

High above our heads in this KFC parking lot pigeons catch thermals and soar like eagles

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

My client asked if she could show me a video of her 12 yo grandson playing guitar. Yeah, okay (🙄) Anyway, the kid was playing Eddie Van Halen's Eruption solo. I wish it was posted. I nearly fell on my ass, he was THAT good. It made a fucked up couple of weeks so much better.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I don't follow you but you show up a lot on my feed. A love story.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A level of narcissism only your mom and serial killers can love

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Silence can be the loudest fucking answer.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's 10:00 p.m.. Do you know where your will-to-live is?

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Maybe you'll feel better if you stop expecting and start appreciating.

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Liz Lets Loose @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I was just in the U.K. and had to remind myself that I could eat a salad without risking my life Not that I did eat a salad...

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

“Wow, the phone in this dream has been ringing forever.” - me, 43 minutes into sleeping through my alarm

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Me: Good morning, beautiful. My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It makes me nostalgic to see politicians retire in the face of sexual assault claims instead of running for President.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Not to brag, but one time I picked the right Tupperware lid on the first try.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

forgot to charge my vibrator so i’m gonna have to masturbate by hand like they did in the bible

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Returning to the sea, do you need me to get you anything while I still have legs?

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

All teenagers text like if J D Salinger & ee cummings had a hungry love child with transportation problems.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sorry I missed your phone call, but you know what today is. I was busy chasing the clouds away and such.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’d slap you silly, but it seems you’re already there.

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I don’t know guys Does anybody really know what time it is ? Does anybody really care ? *continues to stir expired didacticism*

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I can not love you Then why do I even exist

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Don’t mistake my kindness for rabies.

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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am neither bark nor bite but a secret third thing

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

[Running with scissors] fuck, this is exhausting.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey folks, I've got a new litter of Skarsgård brothers here if anybody wants one.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Me doing some yard work

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

me: you are the proof that life keeps slapping our faces with the same lessons until we actually learn what those lessons have to teach us monday:

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I hugged people today. Some were people I didn't even know, yet they hugged me back. Maybe we'll be okay.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I stay in shape by always doing things the hard way.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

You can microwave anything even a microwave

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

There’s being forgetful and there’s other things too.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

First in my bloodline to live más

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In the mood for a second breakfast. Hobbits can’t be wrong.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

broke up with my medieval bf because he won’t stop fretting about the harvest

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A music streaming service that says ‘you sure?’ when you press play on the songs it knows will break your heart

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

There should be a cheese for every feeling not just blue.

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cyber disposables @twen.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Tramp stamp that reads: “keep circulating the tapes”

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thinking there may have been a mistake. I wasn’t supposed to be a human.

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“It’s ok you never told her you loved her - she knew it” Me as a ghost: NO I DIDN’T YOU ASSHOLE

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If we weren’t supposed to warm our icy cold feet on men why did God make them so warm?

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

i used to do stuff but now i just try to survive the things

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