iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

It’s amazing how frequently I use the ‘but I was a different person then’ excuse without mentioning the fact that I still suck now but just in other ways.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 1h

Unlimited texting was great when phone companies first offered it. Now people break up one sentence into 17 messages and I want each text to cost a dollar

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 9h

Calm down. Your horse isn't even high enough for you to be acting like that.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1h

“Caregiver” means a person who gives care. Why doesn’t “caretaker” mean someone who takes care away? Just give me one week with the English language and I will make shit right.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3h

Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2h

If God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1h

Oedipus: what are these salted beans? Waiter: edamame Oedipus: ooh my favorite! Jocasta (blushes)

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I simply couldn't, so I did not.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3h

Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1h

Shocker. The Trump admin’s story doesn’t match reality. not even close. Trump on Mesabi Metallics’ proposed $15 BILLION steel plant in Lee County, Iowa: “They’ve already started building.” REALITY: No permits, disclosed site, or major land purchase. Financial incentives still unresolved.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2h

Why does he look like a racist marionette

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dharmalee3❌👑 @dharmalee3.bsky.social · 19h

Trump said his GOP convention beat the NFL. Nielsen says the Seahawks-Patriots opener drew 25.1 million viewers. Trump’s speech drew about 3.3 million across three networks. Claiming victory after losing by roughly 21.8 million people takes a special kind of self delusion.

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Roblee14 @vegasdude83.bsky.social · 3h

It's insane that we would allow someone who orchestrated a coup to stay in office last time to run for president again knowing full well the only way he leaves peacefully next time is in a coffin

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Rep. Rich McCormick blames OBAMA for high gas prices in the year of our lord 2026

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19h

Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.

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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 3h

this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 3h

Look, I admit it’s not the most creative name but let’s not forget that I’m willing to ignore a lot of transgressions like how poorly this site still functions.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 18h

I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 14h

I might have talked while I slept and said something embarrassing but I assure you that it was just asleep of the tongue.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 18h

a blinker to show you’re changing moods

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16h

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 3h

I love buying new things. Not because I need them, but because for four glorious minutes I get to pretend I’m a completely different person who doesn't eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 2 AM.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3h

I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable.

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smillz @righttwix.com · 4h

if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, Vance/Schmitt would be a dream ticket for the GOP in 2028. Devoid of any integrity or intelligence they perfectly represent the MAGA clown car brand.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 5h

If you see this post whatever you want, or nothing, no pressure

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4h

*hits snooze* Fuck off, Green Day

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 4h

My belt has been quietly documenting my decline for years.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4h

me: let’s turn this haunted house into a haunted home ghost: umm sorry, but i have girlfriend haunting in another house — you don’t know her

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 4h

me, waking up at 3:00am, in the home i’ve lived in for 22 years: wait is my house number 3692 or 3926 me, at 3:01am: no. it’s definitely 3269 me, at 3:02am: hold on it’s 488 nvm 😬

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5h

Living my life according to the teachings of Rico Suave has certainly kept things interesting.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19h

got too much done today. need to sit for 3-5 weeks or months

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 16h

Honestly, the scariest thing about the last ten years has been realizing that over a third of the country just watches democracy get dismantled and acts like it's totally normal.

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Richard Wayne Bowling @rchrdwynbwlngk100.bsky.social · 18h

Why did Eric Schmitt fuck up his gotcha moment so badly? No one involved considered the possibility that Jack Smith attended a women’s basketball game. A MAGAt undone by misogyny. Not at all surprising.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h

But seriously, Canada – we’re gonna need you to take Ted Cruz back. We have the receipt

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6h

If you’ve decided to start calling something by a new name because Donald Trump decided he wants everyone to call it something different, then you are in a cult of pathetic morons.

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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 4h

He knows that this is already how it works but he's hoping that enough leftover Obama haters are stupid enough to believe his lies

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 5h

Not a great sign when your 12-person private fundraiser includes someone who hates you enough to leak damaging audio

The audio of Mr. Paxton was shared with The Times by an attendee who recorded him speaking at a private fund-raiser in Washington attended by roughly a dozen people. The person, who opposes Mr. Paxton’s campaign and provided the recording to The Times, was granted anonymity because Mr. Paxton’s remarks were private.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3h

Breaking character: I hate to use this account for political strategizing but the ball needs to get rolling on this....when Dems take the House they've got to focus on impeaching Hegseth. He can be be blamed for the Iran war plus he's a drunk and a criminal.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 4h

You made one mistake, you got burned at the stake…it’s a strange game. #Wordle 1,929 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 5h

updating my MacBook & my iPhone rn so im writing this on a tablet. a stone tablet heyoooo 👻

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 5h

I’m going to see Sense and Sensibility to see if I can get either of those things.

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 7h

I'm having trouble untying the knot in these sweatpants, so I guess world domination will be on the back burner today.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 13h

Walked into my bathroom and Kevin Hart came up through the toilet to tell me about DraftKings.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Buckle up. I think I'm approaching the 'optimistically violent' phase of my character arc.

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 16h

If you were me, you wouldn’t. But I’m me, so I will.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 17h

People will project the wildest intentions on me and I’m just over here thinking about dinosaurs.

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