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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pizza is toast and hotdogs are tacos and this is my favourite theory ever.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When your benefit of doubt eventually gives out, that's amore.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Quit drinking coffee. Now there is no point at which you may talk to me.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ME: what is the point of this ARCHERY INSTRUCTOR: this is going to be harder than i thought

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/09/2026

using commas again, like a badass

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I'm taking up recreational screaming

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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My new punk band name is Moist and Unstable

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

people with too much energy y’all know it’s because they steal it from the rest of us

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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

*deletes “good at sleeping through the night” from my resume*

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hot Girl Summer is over. Welcome to Witch Woman Autumn.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Genie: And your first… Me: I just need one and that’s for dogs to enjoy chocolate without them getting sick or dying

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I swear I’m not as stupid as my life choices would lead you to believe I am

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whoever started the phrase, "that went over like a fart in church", was never an 8 year old in church. That's peak comedy.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What base is it when you smell her chair after she gets up to use the bathroom

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I can do the earth and wind today, but not the fire

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The magical time of year when the temperatures start to fall and the leaves start to fall and the regime starts to fall…

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me after four days without a working phone.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 21/09/2026

upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience, now with ads

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Look, we should just do it so we can get past this sexual tension and get on with my dental checkup.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I had sex with Paula Deen and she made me use butter for lube also, I didn’t have sex with Paula Deen

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

tomorrow’s the equinox. or as the ancients apparently called it, the horsebull

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Looks like another big day of smoking weed and making pickles.

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My long-term financial plan involves stealing Scrooge McDuck’s lucky dime.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me: come back please i'm sorry i didn't appreciate you enough the weekend:

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Couples therapists don’t want you to know this but most conflicts could be solved with a dance off.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sorry I'm late, I didn't realize how many buttons my shirt has

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“You got this” you don’t know me

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

turning to a couple having a serious and heated discussion in public and saying “btw I’m not listening to your conversation at all, just so you know”

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

gravity appreciation post thx for always keepin me grounded

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: [forgetting the word pineapple] one large fruit grenade please

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026

*looks up from reading skeets* oh, right. *finishes refueling the NASCAR during the pit stop*

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

But maybe I wanna get busy in a McDonald’s bathroom

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i’ve been watching criss angel on dvd for weeks now just getting my mind absolutely FRICKED

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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bald is beautiful I whisper as I wax my friend’s asshole.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Things always look up when you're laying on your back.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

you’d be surprised how much of my work day consists of hiding in the bathroom until my shift is over

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You guys ever wear your cycling shorts just for fun?

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All my skinny friends eat vicariously through me.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I'm not a liar. I have an English degree. I'm an unreliable narrator.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you waited until now to finally kill your television it's retro kitsch counterculture and it's so cute on a gasoline converted little e-Vespa

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m a simple girl all I need are some things that don’t even exist.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My new neighbor said hi to me and now I have to move.

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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Walking for a several kilometres last night then standing on the scale this morning to see I went up a pound is why I have trust issues.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The moment I wake up Before I put on my makeup I stab a voodoo doll of you🎶

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you mean uncontrollably angry, then yes, I’m all the rage.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This day in history. 1995. Talk Like a Pirate Day. Some people call it Aaarrrbour Day.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Welcome to bsky we’re full of shit here too

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