Reposted by MarcSwampy💀 @ruh-roh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026☕ c h e e r s ⚡static.klipy.comRobot Monster Charged CoffeeAlt: Robot Monster Charged Coffee He also would like to remind us that there's only 32 days until Halloween. 16345
Reposted by MarcGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 23hI have half a mind to put my whole heart into work today, but there’s no sense going off half-cocked. 1102
Reposted by MarcSpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 22hSomeone asked me how my husband can stand me and I told them that I could run that man over with the car he’s paying for and he will text he misses me from the emergency room 2184
Reposted by MarcDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21hBoss: don’t forget to smile Me: you don’t pay me enough to smile 14420
Reposted by MarcDestroyer of Worlds 🏳️🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 21hI can't wait when the weather doesn't force me to close up every window in the house by noon. 011
Reposted by Marcchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21h*sound of bone-saw, clanking chains, the wind moans through the trees and so begin the hollow voices of the damned* I'm just burning doing the neutron dance 04218
Reposted by MarcA Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 20hBy now, his title should have changed …. From “President” to “Idiot in Charge” 022
Reposted by MarcDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20hanything you can do i can do drunker, i can do anything drunker than you *falls down a flight of stairs 13613
Reposted by MarcDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 20hCoffee gives us hope for the day.. or is that delusions? 🤔 Whichever, it's delicious. ☕️ 184
Reposted by MarcThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 19hgetting through four baskets of laundry and now i got several pairs of clean chones for the week ahead plz clap 12386
Reposted by MarcLemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 19hTaking GLP-1s is brilliant... until the day you need your shot. When you're someone who's trypanophobic... Pray for me. 141
Reposted by MarcTony @elgecko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Unsure if it's the full moon, but I am going to go absolutely feral this weekend I feel it in my bones 👹 3223
Reposted by Marc𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 23hAutumnal rays turned your eyes to stone 🫴🏼 37523
Reposted by Marc𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 22hBroke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs 618451
Reposted by MarcLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like to call it Solitude Sunday  0309
Reposted by MarcLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the only person you should be judging is yourself (and people who harm others) 210945
Reposted by MarcLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I drew my WAP for you pls respond 58321
Reposted by MarcEvil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ve been way too productive for a Saturday! 011
Reposted by MarcEvil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sad i didn’t get Dexter-ed this weekend!! 063
Reposted by MarcEvil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m the kinda girl that gets excited when you say “i kinda want to cut your clothes off with a knife!” 1175
Reposted by MarcEvil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wasn’t hungry for dinner but ask me again at 1030pm 172
Reposted by MarcEvil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What would you put in your backpack?🎒 042
Reposted by MarcCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me (watching a true crime show where they mention a possibly connected case that i recognise because i've already watched a true crime show about the case they're mentioning): am i watching too much true crime? no, it's the children who are wrong. 15727
Reposted by MarcCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me: we have to stop meeting like this *chuckle, pause, frown* no, seriously, i'm getting sick of bumping into you tuesday: 04623
Reposted by MarcCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me: why can't you just play along it's not like you have to actually do anything just stop being such a pain in the arse my boot laces: 46626
Reposted by MarcCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just noticed on a bag of snakes that two snakes equals one serve and with all due respect go fuck yourself 74515
Reposted by MarcCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you have a soul too beautiful to tarnish it with bitterness rejoice in who you are embrace your existence marvel at your individuality you are a crucial piece of a celestial puzzle you mean so much more than you will ever know 48139
Reposted by MarcCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶 27820
Reposted by MarcDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fuck nudes. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet so I know what kind of crazy I'm dealing with. 32911
Reposted by MarcDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026She's a 10, but it's the last week of September & she's already put up her Christmas decorations 😒 283
Reposted by MarcDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Me flirting) "Does this look infected to you?" 065
Reposted by MarcDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 20h(Me flirting) I really like your double chin, I bet it comes in handy while folding sheets. 011
Reposted by MarcEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do-re-me-fa-so-la-te-do - sing Re-do-do-te-fa-me-la-so - confu-sing 073
Reposted by MarcEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A couple alleys down from Diagon Alley is the Harry Potter Universe's red-light district, Vagin Alley. 1106
Reposted by MarcEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Job interview with a real live person scheduled for this week, although I would probably settle for a passable deepfake. 2183
Reposted by MarcEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Work has been nerve racking, but listening to some Iron Maiden helps get me through the tough stretches. - medieval torturers, probably 0147
Reposted by MarcEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 23hBack in my day, men were men, women were women, and mice had balls. 054
Reposted by MarcFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The 91st best shitposter on bluesky 4198
Reposted by MarcFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AI, if you're real, can I have an 8 ball for Christmas? 293
Reposted by MarcFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Accessing the dark web is easy: just turn off your monitor. Tune in tomorrow for more tips on stuff 0226
Reposted by MarcFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers 316563
Reposted by MarcFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Some milf just like one of my skeets so all you deperados I've been sending unwanted dick pics too can frick off now 141
Reposted by MarcΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 21hI talked to some kids about encyclopedias and they thought I was having a stroke 25623