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Marc

@runoldman.bsky.social
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Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm

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Swampy💀 @ruh-roh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
☕ c h e e r s ⚡
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Robot Monster Charged Coffee
Alt: Robot Monster Charged Coffee He also would like to remind us that there's only 32 days until Halloween.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 23h
I have half a mind to put my whole heart into work today, but there’s no sense going off half-cocked.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 22h
The windchimes stay on during sex.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22h
On Tuesdays, we flounce.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 22h
Someone asked me how my husband can stand me and I told them that I could run that man over with the car he’s paying for and he will text he misses me from the emergency room
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21h
Boss: don’t forget to smile Me: you don’t pay me enough to smile
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Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️‍🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 21h
I can't wait when the weather doesn't force me to close up every window in the house by noon.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21h
*sound of bone-saw, clanking chains, the wind moans through the trees and so begin the hollow voices of the damned* I'm just burning doing the neutron dance
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 20h
By now, his title should have changed …. From “President” to “Idiot in Charge”
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20h
anything you can do i can do drunker, i can do anything drunker than you *falls down a flight of stairs
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 20h
The illusion of democracy.
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 20h
Coffee gives us hope for the day.. or is that delusions? 🤔 Whichever, it's delicious. ☕️
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 19h
getting through four baskets of laundry and now i got several pairs of clean chones for the week ahead plz clap
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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 19h
Taking GLP-1s is brilliant... until the day you need your shot. When you're someone who's trypanophobic... Pray for me.
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
no regrets several concerns
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Tony @elgecko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pumpkin donut holes ✨
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Tony @elgecko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unsure if it's the full moon, but I am going to go absolutely feral this weekend I feel it in my bones 👹
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 23h
Autumnal rays turned your eyes to stone 🫴🏼
A soft focus country scene. A large tree to the left of the shot hangs over a field surrounded by hedgerow, which meet in the foreground. Toward the horizon, hilly tree tops can be seen. The cloud cover is heavy in shades of white and grey with sunlight drifting through in some places.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 22h
Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like to call it Solitude Sunday 
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the only person you should be judging is yourself (and people who harm others)
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I drew my WAP for you pls respond
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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been way too productive for a Saturday!
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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sad i didn’t get Dexter-ed this weekend!!
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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m the kinda girl that gets excited when you say “i kinda want to cut your clothes off with a knife!”
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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wasn’t hungry for dinner but ask me again at 1030pm
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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What would you put in your backpack?🎒
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me (watching a true crime show where they mention a possibly connected case that i recognise because i've already watched a true crime show about the case they're mentioning): am i watching too much true crime? no, it's the children who are wrong.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: we have to stop meeting like this *chuckle, pause, frown* no, seriously, i'm getting sick of bumping into you tuesday:
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: why can't you just play along it's not like you have to actually do anything just stop being such a pain in the arse my boot laces:
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Homer eating a cookie and pointing to his brain (after being guided to the correct spot by a doctor who just told him there's a crayon in his brain and he pointed to his chest).
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just noticed on a bag of snakes that two snakes equals one serve and with all due respect go fuck yourself
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you have a soul too beautiful to tarnish it with bitterness rejoice in who you are embrace your existence marvel at your individuality you are a crucial piece of a celestial puzzle you mean so much more than you will ever know
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶
Pope Leo on the mic
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck nudes. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet so I know what kind of crazy I'm dealing with.
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She's a 10, but it's the last week of September & she's already put up her Christmas decorations 😒
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Me flirting) "Does this look infected to you?"
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 20h
(Me flirting) I really like your double chin, I bet it comes in handy while folding sheets.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do-re-me-fa-so-la-te-do - sing Re-do-do-te-fa-me-la-so - confu-sing
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A couple alleys down from Diagon Alley is the Harry Potter Universe's red-light district, Vagin Alley.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Job interview with a real live person scheduled for this week, although I would probably settle for a passable deepfake.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Work has been nerve racking, but listening to some Iron Maiden helps get me through the tough stretches. - medieval torturers, probably
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 23h
Back in my day, men were men, women were women, and mice had balls.
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 91st best shitposter on bluesky
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI, if you're real, can I have an 8 ball for Christmas?
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Accessing the dark web is easy: just turn off your monitor. Tune in tomorrow for more tips on stuff
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some milf just like one of my skeets so all you deperados I've been sending unwanted dick pics too can frick off now
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 21h
I talked to some kids about encyclopedias and they thought I was having a stroke
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