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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 22h

oh excuse me you said peerrrrr review no no no your penis looks fine nothing wrong with it forget what I just said about its odd shape

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The shitpost you didn't write is the shitpost that could have changed the world

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 20h

*seductively helps hamburger*

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

contact lenses should be called eyeball glasses

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All good things are a little out of tune

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*manager walks by while in line at burger king* ME: *whispers to date* that's the burger king

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong" -Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong" -Parents: “You're living wrong" -Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That burning pit in my stomach is how I know I'm alive. <inspirational>

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Calm your moobs, bro!

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Disillusioned daydreaming.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22h

My skeets have no nutritional value.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 03/10/2026

you’re only allowed to get pineapple on your pizza if you’re a swinger

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 03/10/2026

i could never be like regina george. my facial expressions give me away before i can even pretend i think something is cute.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/10/2026

gwen stefani: you and me, i can see us dying. are we? me: well — gwen stefani: DON’T SPEAK me: [mumbling under my breath] ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵉᶻ

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/10/2026

opening your heart to someone? ew gross

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 21h

The best two words to hear at a wedding reception are “open bar”

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My OnlyFans is just me taking Tylenol and sighing a lot as I doomscroll.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My best way of learning is by error and error

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20h

Face down ass up.. me putting on socks

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21h

I’m shy at first but then gradually go insane

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 23h

Need to smoke I’m dehighdrated

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 19h

I have an issue with mirrors that show me how I look instead of how I wish I looked

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 19h

do you think slow pokes are slow at other things too

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 19h

Tell me how the hell Colonel is pronounced Kur-nuhl. It makes no sense.

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

(Avril Lavigne voice) why’d you have to go and make wings so complicated

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"I wouldn't have talked to you anyway." - my out of office message

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[watching a train go by] "That tracks."

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22h

Frosty the Snowman was made of non-magic, regular snow. The *hat* was magic. Why didn't they put the hat on other things?

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Maybe it’s the doom that’s scrolling us.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The number four is useless. Have a good day.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Weird in the normal way

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So much safer if you have to change a tire on the weinermobile 🏆👑 Congratulations @fredtaming.bsky.social from @savageblondii.bsky.social

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 11/09/2021

maybe you're not in the most ideal situation but you're still going to be okay.

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I know you get slightly annoyed when you see me on your timeline but skeet skeet bitches

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Not texting back builds character

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

men… and I mean all of you… get rid of your cargo shorts they’re bad thank you

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

ⓘ By following this Account via Starter Pack, you waive your right to participate in any class action or collective proceeding related to any disputes arising from this Account

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

be honest at the pace you can handle

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I read ‘moots’ as ‘mutes’ every time

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

everything is fine until it isn’t 💅🏼