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Miss Riss

@missriss.bsky.social
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I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you. I once knew a sensual hog named Alf. Feed of just me ⬇️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbh…

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 6h
Sometimes people come into your life to teach you a lesson, and hopefully it has nothing to do with math
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5h
the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 4h
LOGGING ON
Bugs Bunny striding toward a distant level castle with the caption from the GTA meme 

Aw shit, here we go again.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 3h
I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically.
The Trump administration says none of this is happening. 

"DHS is NOT arresting U.S. citizens by mistake." "There are no 'indiscriminate' stops." Allegations of "racial profiling are disgusting, reckless and categorically FALSE." "The pattern is NOT of law enforcement using force." "ICE does not zip tie or restrain children." 

But that is precisely what is happening, and at a far larger scale than previously reported.
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 3h
In the 90s, normies got into Lords of Acid for a hot minute. And one of the songs had a part that went "Darling come here/ Fuck me in the --" & I was so innocent, as this nigh-asexual college sophomore, that I honestly wondered what the deleted word was, Ear? I'd laugh & just be like, what a mystery
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 2h
If you’re like me, you understood absolutely none of this until the last sentence, which goes so hard it makes up for having to sift through everything before it
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14h
liberty biberty and the temple of doom
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 3h
ME: what’s the name of the band that sings “Baba O’Riley” THEM: Who ME: that’s what i’m asking THEM: The Who ME: how is that more helpful
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Share the Cities Collective @sharethecities.bsky.social · 2h
Today!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2h
Her: I’m really looking forward to a quiet evening at home. Me: *𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸*
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 2h
The problem with your company being ran by pilled reactionaries is that when you run into an actual problem, the only response is more pilled reactionaryism.
"Trump mobile was informed they had been breached, they then replied with 'We have no team to handle this' and that anyone who hacks them are a terrorist," the group wrote "Well unfortunately for them, all 36 1 5 customers and their PIl, alongside telecom details are now up for grabs. Feel free to take a gander at it yourself, don't be shy, we (and them) certainly aren't stopping you."
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 2h
i hate reading AI emails, AI messages, AI articles hate hate hate use your own goddamn voice
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Truthout @truthout.org · 2h
Drinking water prices spiked by 62% between 2015 and 2025 — faster than inflation, grocery prices and median household income.
truthout.org
Water Bills Surged More Than Other Costs in US Homes Over a Decade
A new analysis finds the price of water increased faster than inflation, grocery prices, and median household income.
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 2h
Neither here nor there, but a secret third place.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 16h
Nice shoes. Wanna walk into the cold, grey sea?
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16h
My dog picking his bedtime stuffie out of the toy bin every night is everything to me.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 12h
Always freaks me out that meidastouch and the bulwark have gained so much traction in “liberal” spaces. Just a collection of the most ghoulish neocons and GOP rejects to ever live infesting lib brains like a plague. Like the editor in chief of meidas, I shit you not, named his son “Ronald Reagan”.
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Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 12h
This is my flirting sword.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 12h
They are literal parasites. They’ve no constituency. There is no “never trump GOP” base. The GOP has gone with trump. So the only thing they can do is spread their muck to liberals to try and claim space from the left. The GOP wants nothing to do with them. They’re trying to attach to a new host
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JacqueBlue @jacqueblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why has Kinzinger become the new spokesperson for Democrats?!?!?! He still holds Republican beliefs. Not ONCE has he apologized for a single vote he made that hurt regular people. He voted with trump 97%. Never trumpers aren't Dems. They are Reps who want power by pushing Dems further to the rt.
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 14h
20-year-old me: "that's future me's problem!" 40-year-old me: "god damn little shit." 60-year-old me: *stone ass dead probably*
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 15h
piles of clean clothes *everywhere* 🫦
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Billz3bub @billz3bub.bsky.social · 14h
First Hastert, now Bakker. Come on third place winner...
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 14h
I'm devastated to learn that Jim Bakker was still alive
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 14h
Saw some mullets jumping around near shore tonight. Super weird, never saw it before! I wondered if there was some leopard sharks below scaring them up? FIrst time capturing a decent Fish Above Water since this tuna 30 miles offshore. 🦑
a fish jumping out of the water
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 14h
Well, nothing left to do but test out his hypothesis. Who's got a truck?
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 16h
"May Block..." My God. www.nydailynews.com/2026/10/05/s...
nydailynews.com
Schumer warns Democrats may block Trump’s judge picks if they flip Senate
Republicans used their Senate majority to block vote on Merrick Garland’s nomination after the 2012 death of conservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 15h
*lips smushed against mic* stop. putting. quinoa. into. every. fucking. thing.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 15h
The Mukilteo Council just voted to rezone Lot 5 on its waterfront to allow mixed-use development, a first step toward a potential waterfront-wide redevelopment plan with the Port of Everett. The vote was 6-1.
A map showing Lot 5 immediately South of the WSF terminal
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 14h
Oh, he’s just an asshole.
Polson suggested the complaints stemmed from jealousy.
"Clearly AI makes a productive researcher far more productive," he wrote in an email to The Post.
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letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 14h
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
ALT: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 16h
people who can tolerate cool toned lighting in bedrooms are built different than I am
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 16h
Reluctantly wearing pants
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 15h
so incredibly massively fucking tired of this
Three National guard soldiers walking through a metro station
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17h
look. this app can be cringe but it's *ad-free* cringe
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 17h
Is it safe for me to say on here that I do not believe the polls about the Midterms? I don't trust white voters to be honest about their voting intentions with pollsters.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15h
Biden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska
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isaac @sevier.io · 15h
Hey we should have a little fun and cancel all utility debt together wdys
stopgreedbuildgreen.climateandcommunity.org
Erasing Electricity Bill Debt to Provide Relief to Millions and Green Utilities
One in six households is behind on their power bills. A $20 billion federal program could erase that debt and push utilities to tackle the root causes of rising prices.
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 15h
I really need to spend more time professionally around people who aren't using AI/ChatGPT for every fucking thing in their largely email jobs. If people want to make themselves obsolete and dumber, they can save us all time by just whacking themselves on the skull with a hammer a couple dozen times
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 15h
I had some "well ackshuallys" in my @'s about this and I see some in response to Bayliss here and I still cannot abide. We all know what That Man is saying outright, AND what he means, to the extent he himself even knows — that he can do whatever he wants, or else.
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 16h
Junior is making me watch Attack on Titan
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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 18h
📞 Every month, I sit down with the great journalists at @kuow.org to field their questions — and yours! Today, I talked about my proposed budget, my shelter expansion, and more. I hope you’ll give me call next month on November 2nd at noon on KUOW! 📞
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20h
when she said "brb becoming the joker" turns out it was literal
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the seventh best selling dating book on Amazon *this week* btw
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
*Arriving in Pound town*: I was told there would be cake
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is happening all over rural America. We need to wake up, people. There's no Greg Bovino in his Nazi coat to blow whistles it. It's daily Gestapo-type terror, aided by the banality of evil local cops www.sltrib.com/news/2026/10...
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ICE enforcement in a small Utah town sent a community into fear. Local police played a key role.
ICE enforcement in a small central Utah town has residents afraid to leave home, avoiding main roads and keeping their children home from school, one resident said.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 05/10/2026
Is social media, which is run by a handful of morally insane fascists, the problem with American democracy? Is the media, which is dominated by white nationalist maniacs Rupert Murdoch and David Ellison, the problem with American democracy? Is AI, which is
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/10/2026
In apparent violation of a court order, the Brooklyn Democratic Party just sent out an email announcing a newly elected executive committee. Deepest shame on everyone involved. This won't stand.
Graphic reading 

Congratulations to the newly elected executive committee members 2026-2028 term

AD47 Donald Day Secretary
AD56 Kenesha Traynham-Cooper 1st Vice Chair
AD60 Nikkii Lucas Chairperson
AD51 Feliz Ortiz 2nd Vice Chiar
AD55 Chris Durosinmi Assistant Secretary
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Doug Henwood @doughenwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here’s a shocker
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Brazilian assets surge as investors jump to price in a change of government after Flávio Bolsonaro takes the lead in the first round of elections
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem in this country is not polarization. The problem in this country is we have one neofascist party and a media and 'opposition party' who are hellbent on pretending that said neofascist party is normal and legitimate.
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