Reposted by RoxyMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 2hwhen you get mad at me this is whomst you're mad at 6313
Reposted by RoxyJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 2hJust because a chainsaw is pink doesn't mean it's not fully operational 0155
Reposted by Roxypiscadoro (poochie truther) @piscadoro.bsky.social · 2hI'm seeing reports that somebody said something bad online 1117
Reposted by Roxy☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 2hNot enough people know that I'm protected by seven spectral valkyries at all times, because they still test me. 021
Reposted by RoxyTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 1hWe're the generation that hears "it's not about the money" and immediately thinks, "Okay, so it's definitely about the money." 082
Reposted by RoxyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1hIf I was on Happy Days I woulda told Fonzie he was a creep. 1177
Reposted by Roxy🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1hwhat if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then 86222
Reposted by RoxyThe best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 1hNow that Sir-Mix-A-Lot is older, baby got back-problems. 153
Reposted by Roxyheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1hthere’s no polite way to unpromptedly offer someone lotion 76018
Reposted by RoxyGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1hNightmare Before Christmas version of Cinderella where giant wasps help her get dressed 79033
Reposted by RoxyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 53mIt’s okay, everyone, I’m sick of me too. 1125
Reposted by RoxyMiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 24mIntroverts live mostly in their heads, but never want for space. 073
Reposted by RoxyKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 19mDoes anybody know how long it takes this bag of Skinny Pop™️ to work? Is it twice as fast if I eat two bags? 094
Reposted by Roxy 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 17mcongratulations to endless sci-fi novels for just being sci now 011
Reposted by RoxySeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 17mmy mother: a watched pot never boils 4yo me: challenge fucking accepted 0107
Reposted by RoxyDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 13mKind of tough time to follow someone here if your name really is Julie. Good luck. 043
Reposted by Roxyg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 9mwe would have so many more friends in common if i were better at making friends huh 054
Reposted by RoxyDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 16hPeople be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth 2517249
Reposted by RoxyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6hbang bang shrimp are just regular shrimp that like to fuck 03715
Reposted by RoxyJo 🦇🕸🕷 @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 6hWe use "good" and "nice" as if they are interchangeable. That is causing confusion. 093
Reposted by RoxyBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 5hHear ye, here ye, come one come all. Bring us your ominous orbs, your jet black eyes. We want your purple lightning over blood red seas. Trophies go to the weirdest, darkest, most unhinged skeets you can pull out of the ether To enter: like & repost this post then reply with your skeet/a link to it 346232
Reposted by Roxylos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 14hMath discoveries while asleep were the start of the theoREM 57425
Reposted by RoxyAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 17hMy ghost is back after a long absence. Well, I can't be totally certain it's the same ghost but it does make the same noises in the same part of the house, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2184
Reposted by Roxyjustmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 5hOh, you’re wearing your smart glasses? Big deal, I’m wearing my Clever Hat™️ 096
Reposted by Roxyjustmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 5hCan I come over and hold your dog’s paw for a bit? 12610
Reposted by RoxyBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 5hSisyphus changing out the boulder for a giant prize winning pumpkin for spooky season 14219
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 6h(listening to someone who knows everything about nothing) I bet they're really into politics. 0135
Reposted by RoxyAutumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 6hJust saw a cute little yellow rumped warbler. 151
Reposted by RoxyFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 6hCan’t wait to watch the documentary that will be made about me when I finally snap. 410053
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 6hIt's not bah, bah, bah, or buh, buh, buh. It's fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa. Yeesh. 12011
Reposted by Roxyheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Living long enough to go wild style on Lima beans is prob too much life but here we are 43614
Reposted by RoxyBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I fear I may not be loving you all from afar enough. 413267
Reposted by RoxyMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a good day to evolve I say as I morph into a bat and fly out of hell 37537
Reposted by RoxyFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’re fucking adorable (Me looking at your account page) 0236
Reposted by RoxySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul 1018770
Reposted by RoxyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11hIt’s all pretty fucked up, man. 28630
Reposted by RoxyΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 10hCrazy how everybody stops bothering you at work, if you just wear a big red bow on your tall green hat 12915
Reposted by Roxy𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10hWhen you people show up in my dreams can you at least be polite and not go straight into sex stuff?? 54411
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 9hPsycho Killer by Talking Heads playing in my head upon waking is probably a good sign. 611133
Reposted by RoxySiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles. 317260
Reposted by RoxySiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Humans calling other species “invasive” as if we aren’t the OG’s of that shit. 317760
Reposted by RoxySiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The great thing about having a bad memory is that you learn new things all the time. 316167
