Reposted by trickykattrickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 9hif scrooge’s lunch has been stolen he’s been hamburgled 173
Reposted by trickykatCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 10hthem: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces 414558
Reposted by trickykatMind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 9hIf someone has been conned by a Flintstones kid they've been bambamboozled 073
Reposted by trickykatGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10ha necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace 2016642
Reposted by trickykatJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person 551098120
Reposted by trickykatGray @garyniv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026we should train the robots to be good so we can learn it too 1357
Reposted by trickykatPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 17hi have so far been able to combine a significant amount of confidence in my ability while simultaneously possessing very little ability it's something of a paradox i can tell you 242
Reposted by trickykatPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when I find a way to put positionable fabric coverings over my windows it's curtains for you lot 14616
Reposted by trickykatLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 17hMaking a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova. 917150
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 19hkids only realise how important you are to them when they find that first enormous spider in their dorm room 16015
Reposted by trickykatkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 22h[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning] 210629
Reposted by trickykatCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you have a soul too beautiful to tarnish it with bitterness rejoice in who you are embrace your existence marvel at your individuality you are a crucial piece of a celestial puzzle you mean so much more than you will ever know 48139
Reposted by trickykatGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*makes shadow puppets with the light at the end of the tunnel 1329
Reposted by trickykatTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness 16439
Reposted by trickykatfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026i tried to stop swearing when i became a dad but cuss dang it i friggin’ love being a father 58716
Reposted by trickykatlalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay 1117160
Reposted by trickykatSidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and nary a banger was skeeted 23817
Reposted by trickykatfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 27/09/2026teenage mutant nin ja turtles are not such a good haiku topic 44612
Reposted by trickykatFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2026i know cancel culture isn't real bc my ideas are absolute dogshit and i'm still doing just fine 214327
Reposted by trickykatGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You're all like family to me (Threateningly) 02514
Reposted by trickykatHappy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you're reading this it worked, im from the future and I have some terrible news, its 2056 and soup no longer exists for some reason and everyone has forgot it was ever a thing, I have chosen you to find out what happened and ultimately save soup. Im counting on you, we all are. 072
Reposted by trickykatViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The average human only uses 10% of their rizz 626057
Reposted by trickykatkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i wasn’t poplar in high school. were yew ? 3013941
Reposted by trickykatsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026keeping a fork tucked in your messy bun is a life hack 611934
Reposted by trickykatsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right 6400155
Reposted by trickykatsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit 16487125
Reposted by trickykat𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me: *𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳* Me: OK, everyone, we’re gonna slow things down a little *𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤* 226577
Reposted by trickykatkey @lefttwix.com · 20/09/2026it’s 2026 it’s not a “walk of shame” anymore it’s a “slut strut” (complimentary) 422567
Reposted by trickykatCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026nurturing random indignation 310455
Reposted by trickykatmothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry 1031374
Reposted by trickykatsophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[pretending to be into architecture] wow look at those bricks 0357
Reposted by trickykatkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[dawn of creation. dinner time. fire pit. adam & eve] eve: i’ll take a rib adam: OW eve: jesus christ (who wasn’t even born yet. that’s an anachronism. you’re welcome). you’re supposed to say “aye” how are you so bad at this 55418
Reposted by trickykatash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guy in line ahead of me at the pharmacy got all the good drugs. 1011640
Reposted by trickykatSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someday happens when you least expect it 210651
Reposted by trickykatGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gonna start wearing a cup because of my cat 97827
Reposted by trickykat𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My medication label: “Do not operate heavy machinery” Me, as I prep to perform brain surgery: “Well, that’s just common sense” 37327
Reposted by trickykat𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Supermarket food samples are nice, but why no bank money samples or dealership car samples? 613736
Reposted by trickykatIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ever fiction, never real, home in a person, place or thing is everlasting only in the neverworld. 0179
Reposted by trickykatSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i’m just a bunch of random events held together by meaningful coincidences 49345
Reposted by trickykatPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026penny for your jorts? 0115
Reposted by trickykatRuth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Everybody needs somebody to be weird with. 1526792
Reposted by trickykatbubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i like to think of this place as the fun local bar of a sitcom we're all starring in 24913
Reposted by trickykatGen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The worst part about having plans is the being awake 43512
Reposted by trickykat☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026grape must? I mean, does it really HAVE to, though? 141
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my trip advisor review: great hotel but minus 3⭐️s for making me watch great british bake off at this angle 1010110
Reposted by trickykatGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven 2824061