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trickykat

@trickykat.bsky.social
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**real life is my alt, baby** she/her mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party Latest: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqk… Trickshots: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqk…

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 8h
Memento more or less.
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 9h
if scrooge’s lunch has been stolen he’s been hamburgled
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 10h
them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 9h
3:34am i should go to sleep someone kill bluesky again
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 9h
If someone has been conned by a Flintstones kid they've been bambamboozled
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h
a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
we should train the robots to be good so we can learn it too
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 17h
i have so far been able to combine a significant amount of confidence in my ability while simultaneously possessing very little ability it's something of a paradox i can tell you
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when I find a way to put positionable fabric coverings over my windows it's curtains for you lot
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 17h
Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 19h
kids only realise how important you are to them when they find that first enormous spider in their dorm room
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 22h
[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning]
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you have a soul too beautiful to tarnish it with bitterness rejoice in who you are embrace your existence marvel at your individuality you are a crucial piece of a celestial puzzle you mean so much more than you will ever know
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*makes shadow puppets with the light at the end of the tunnel
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026
i tried to stop swearing when i became a dad but cuss dang it i friggin’ love being a father
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay
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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and nary a banger was skeeted
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 27/09/2026
teenage mutant nin ja turtles are not such a good haiku topic
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2026
i know cancel culture isn't real bc my ideas are absolute dogshit and i'm still doing just fine
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're all like family to me (Threateningly)
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Happy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you're reading this it worked, im from the future and I have some terrible news, its 2056 and soup no longer exists for some reason and everyone has forgot it was ever a thing, I have chosen you to find out what happened and ultimately save soup. Im counting on you, we all are.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The average human only uses 10% of their rizz
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i wasn’t poplar in high school. were yew ?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
keeping a fork tucked in your messy bun is a life hack
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: *𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳* Me: OK, everyone, we’re gonna slow things down a little *𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤*
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key @lefttwix.com · 20/09/2026
it’s 2026 it’s not a “walk of shame” anymore it’s a “slut strut” (complimentary)
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nurturing random indignation
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026
the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[pretending to be into architecture] wow look at those bricks
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[dawn of creation. dinner time. fire pit. adam & eve] eve: i’ll take a rib adam: OW eve: jesus christ (who wasn’t even born yet. that’s an anachronism. you’re welcome). you’re supposed to say “aye” how are you so bad at this
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy in line ahead of me at the pharmacy got all the good drugs.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someday happens when you least expect it
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gonna start wearing a cup because of my cat
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My medication label: “Do not operate heavy machinery” Me, as I prep to perform brain surgery: “Well, that’s just common sense”
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Supermarket food samples are nice, but why no bank money samples or dealership car samples?
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Indu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ever fiction, never real, home in a person, place or thing is everlasting only in the neverworld.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m just a bunch of random events held together by meaningful coincidences
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
penny for your jorts?
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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Everybody needs somebody to be weird with.
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bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i like to think of this place as the fun local bar of a sitcom we're all starring in
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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The worst part about having plans is the being awake
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
grape must? I mean, does it really HAVE to, though?
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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 27/09/2026
That cake is perfectly level.
A very very crooked cake from Great British Bake Off on a crooked TV, making the cake even along the center horizon. The cake is yellow with chocolate drizzle.
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my trip advisor review: great hotel but minus 3⭐️s for making me watch great british bake off at this angle
a black tv screen wall mounted crooked on a cream coloured wall
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven
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