Reposted by al-booMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 2hNo thanks to you, assholes 29012
Reposted by al-booBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 2hLot of people guessing a guy who very visibly popped like a balloon a few months ago. It’s not him, that guy died. 4694328
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15hi believe time travel is possible because today, in the year of our lord 2026 CE, i saw someone with a 3doors down tshirt and a NOTW tattoo 0142
Reposted by al-booceej @ceej.online · 13/11/2023the band Train doesn't make music that reminds me of trains. they should change their name to pt cruiser 1155170
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 18hwelcome to the bright and glorious future everything is a commercial and breathing costs money, oh and our world is overheating due to greenhouse gas emissions cause by mass industry (time traveler from the great depression): *face full of big mac* hell yeah the stock market is back! 0142
Reposted by al-booginger @gingerest.bsky.social · 19hwhen an eel bites your DICK and the pain makes you SICK that's a MORAY 21047
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026im sorry that i smiled at you in public. no i wasn’t checking you out i was just laughing at my own joke i posted to the internet 210222
Reposted by al-booOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hey sorry I haven't been around much, been catching feelings for a guy who wouldn't care if I lived or died haha 121927
Reposted by al-booFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026when dubliners find out i'm from canada and ask what it's like living next door to a sundowning sociopath 630434
Reposted by al-booOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Blink One-Eighty-Chewww 1010420
Reposted by al-booOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 19hI've finally graduated to the person I've always wanted to be: someone who will burn down your home on a Tuesday night if you disrespect me 725643
Reposted by al-booJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym 815743
Reposted by al-boo👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 19hi’m sorry… eel? www.tmz.com/2026/10/06/a... 5238648
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 19h*touring the ronalds reagan’s ghost museum* “do any of these fuckers ever just bust out of the wall and suck me off??” 1100
Reposted by al-booLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/07/2026Calling JD Vance Jared Cushioner 932042
Reposted by al-booJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20h"write what you know" was written before the discovery of cringre 2823211
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025thanks to the woke new math i now know how to fold my cock and balls into a rectangle. thank you new math 1520725
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/06/2024imagining if the balls got erect as well 2211419
Reposted by al-booJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026look. this app can be cringe but it's *ad-free* cringe 2579962
Reposted by al-booMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my brain was fried in a potato accident 711010
Reposted by al-boospooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 18/07/2024we noticed you letting it linger from across the bar and were was just wondering if you have to? 1646972
Reposted by al-boospooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 29/06/2023i think often about this doctor i worked with and once i made a mistake and said “sorry i have dumb bitch disease” and without missing a beat, this doctor deadpans, “grace, DBD is a very serious condition. i would know.” 1160175
Reposted by al-booBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hey fellas if i can taste your cologne in my ears it’s probably too much 07823
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026im sorry that i smiled at you in public. no i wasn’t checking you out i was just laughing at my own joke i posted to the internet 210222
Reposted by al-boocait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/03/2026people really got the nazi wizard tattoo in real life 21111
Reposted by al-booweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Swedish restaurant called The Swede Spot 3017024
Reposted by al-booJake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Meanwhile James Talarico has stayed laser-focused on his message of “I need you to give me five dollars.” 0434
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/03/2026i have to say the way you all are rallying against harry potter is a lot like harry potter: the goblet of fire chapter 23 page 156 when harry potter, the titular character and protagonist of the series, discovers his name has secretly been put in the goblet by grimli the dwarve and aragon the wise, 38613
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/03/2026anyone who has ever read harry potter should have picked up on the fact that rowling loved using the barely made up slur “mudblood” as much as she could. the signs were there all along 2981585
Reposted by al-booSage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“harry potter is my comfort series” they’re killing kids, Barabara. 1248854
Reposted by al-boosweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i finally found my way out of a corn maze for this? 417843
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026feeling on edge and anxious, maybe another cup of coffee will help 2240
Reposted by al-boolos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If we meet, just know I’ve recently acquired an espresso machine so that’s all I’ll be talking about 2018645
Reposted by al-booceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2025Purchase in the NEXT FIVE MINUTES to unlock the secret chord that pleased the lord (a $49.99 value) absolutely free!! 2074575
Reposted by al-booReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Momma said life’s 6-7 415316
Reposted by al-boolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026the main tradeoff of going to grad school isn't money or prestige. that would be laughable. the main reason to do it is so you can ruthlessly pick apart movies that touch on your area of subject expertise 381092107
Reposted by al-boofarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither 221686365
Reposted by al-booFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 05/10/2026if your dessert is gooey i want no part of it. capitalist decadence. i'm eating a digestive, the people's sweet. 910120
Reposted by al-booNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway 9473123
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026i just saw jerry chen him self at walking out infront of me at shmorgasborg at the Markets at The Domain . he was buying a hot dog. jerry is alive! jerry lives! 2221
Reposted by al-boobatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Love living in a time where you’re still expected to work a few hours whenever you take a day off. 2635
Reposted by al-boofuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/10/2026the even spookier tale of the la croixless horseman 37225
Reposted by al-boofuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 05/10/2026the Mrs and i were finally able to go on a date* last night and it was amazing *ate burgers standing at the kitchen counter while bebé watched from the other side of the baby gate and it was amazing 310419
Reposted by al-booViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You’re laughing? A coyote runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing 1139470
