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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 1h

Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 1h

God forbid a theoretical slut gets thirsty.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

discourse is a class about dunking on bad takes

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3h

Sure, health insurance is expensive but at least it covers preventative care. Wait, a night guard isn't preventative? But it says so right there in the name!

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Forgive and forget what?

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Faced reality. Not a fan.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Weirdos gonna weird.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23h

yeah boss, i'll get right on it, right after i finish this world in the leaf blower simulator game

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 21h

Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

thank fuck for music

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m just an organic amalgam of impulse and appetite that exists primarily to poorly name cats.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

What if the fucking ocean is sentient and arranged the fucking seashells? What then?

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 23h

It's "phone and i" idiot

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 12h

I hate concerts and you cannot convince me otherwise. Too many people. Too many people. Music always sounds like shit. Too loud. Too many people. You’re welcome.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 13h

Great, now we have to deal with October.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Sorry i used two exclamation points; i was a different person then

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Drawing a blank cuz I don't have a pen.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes.

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 22h

I might have talked while I slept and said something embarrassing but I assure you that it was just asleep of the tongue.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11h

Plants teach you about you, if you’re listening.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I were a man, I simply would not rape anyone

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

who needs spatial awareness anyway

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 16h

When the going gets tough, I make wisecracks.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees.

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 23h

Physics? Yeah idk kid, light is probably spaghetti.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21h

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Caught myself dreaming again. Stupid slut.

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Tony @elgecko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Being lambasted sounds delicious, actually

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[after a long day at work] Me: im pooped 17: hi pooped, im son

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How much longer do I have to not be a billionaire?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m sorry – I need to take this call. It’s my undertaker

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Overpriced bread is such bullshit. Is your yeast gold, motherfucker?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Heartburn is your body quietly preparing you for your final form as a fire-breathing dragon with terrible gastrointestinal health.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i can't stand when i lose my balance

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good luck with that thing you’re trying to do.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Is that real?” I ask, pointing at everything.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tossing and turning in my bed instead of not existing.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Idk what that means, but it feels right.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I tried to have an intervention with myself, but my inside voices called the shots.

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Wondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nah, I got nothing. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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