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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦

@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought. Keep your AI slop for the pigs linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know much about horses and I know even less about being stable.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sadly, I always drink my coffee too quickly - if it's not hot enough to melt teeth it's too cold
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Eric Gordy @ericgordy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Legitimate concerns” is one of those dog whistle phrases.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
your hash tags are useless here
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Janann @jananncohig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These are the frat boys that haven't been arrested.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every inspirational quote I’ve ever read has been against my will.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
putting my hand over my heart for the national anthem and ripping it out of my chest, spraying blood all over the frightened children and cowboy hats in front of me
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
um, i have a name. geeze.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck. This. Entire. Fucking. Planet.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bringing my bestie to the job interview and explaining she’s my HR Coffee anyone?
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026
sad to hear about piers morgan he’s not dead. it’s just that every time i hear about him, i’m sad
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Science fact: If you clutch your pearls hard enough they transform into diamonds.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The myth of oh I'll just get up and do something productive
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ten pounds of skeets in a five-pound bag
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you see me smushing one of my curls in my fingers at a stop light that prevents my future road rage
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
haven’t had anyone flip me the tongue in a long time
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found a washer in the dryer and have been staring out the window for two hours thinking about it.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How's the popularity contest going? You guys winning?
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Every day I'm hustling" My dude, that sounds like a you problem. Stop it
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love how dogs look at you like you invented the universe, when you really just gave them a piece of cheese.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I now realize it's a me issue when I open Bluesky and, after 3 minutes, am completely ready to burn something...anything...to the ground. Literally or metaphorically. Doesn't matter. And not in a "hee hee fire!" type of way but more of a "burn motherfucker burn" manner.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fall is always a good time to celebrate a decent skeet.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 18/09/2026
I hope my last words are: How did that duck get that gun?!
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kinda hope I'm a brain in a vat.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once, when I was stoned, I wanted spaghetti Bolognese but I had neither. So I made ramen and ketchup instead and man, it was magnificent
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dagwood sandwich ass lookin' island.
A photo of Dún Briste, a sea stack near Ireland that is very tall and shows dozens of layers of various types of rock and sediment.
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope you guys are shoving lots of leaves up your ass 
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why have another seasonal depression when you can make it a ✨sensational✨ depression
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Mostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Obama started a state run TV channel with his name on it Republicans would have sucked their own balls off so they could squeal about it at a higher pitch.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you don't sing "happy hamburger to you" when you eat your burger - why not?
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH"
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s Sunday. Or as atheists refer to it, “Sunday.”
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Factually correcting shitposts isn’t the intellectual triumph you think it is, Einstein.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You say the foundation of our civilization is falling apart like that’s a bad thing
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am not officially part of the orchestra, but that’s not gonna stop me from playing this goddam trumpet.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not catastrophizing. I've just survived the past decade and speak from experience
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The intensity of two people trying to figure out how to pay the parking meter.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If we reskeet each other regularly then we probably share similar issues and have formed a support group
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Those who object to the term "skeet" shall henceforth be known as the Skeet Police
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‘why do we have to call them skeets?’ you don’t have to, you can call them whatever you want, but you can’t tell others what to call them, especially when they think it’s really funny how annoyed you get about it
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SN Désirée Cha @sndesireecha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nobody chooses to be homeless. nobody "deserves" to be homeless. nobody should be homeless. homelessness should not exist. nobody chooses to be homeless.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at this lil purple guy
Light purple Wood Blewit mushroom on a forest floor. It has a darker purple ring around the lower cap
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I miss him every day… Time to realign my scope.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This day in history. 1995. Talk Like a Pirate Day. Some people call it Aaarrrbour Day.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
never thought being an adult would entail so much debating of the obvious
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess Ed Sheeran won’t be eating canned food for a while, since all of his openers stopped working.
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