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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 10m

The Earth is hurtling through Space at 67,000 miles an hour and you want me to go outside?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2h

[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1h

Jerking off is my favorite winter activity, next question

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 3h

What do you mean I can’t DoorDash a cat.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 7h

fuper surry animals

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 7h

GK Oo

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 7h

HOROSCOPE: Take the high road. ME: Or suck my big fat chode you stupid bitch.

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TheSilverOtter @thesilverotter.bsky.social · 7h

Mage Against the Rachine

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 8h

Clorox Bleach, Now with Protein!

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16h

reading his breakup text the next morning while his cum is still inside me

Winnie the Pooh squinting while reading a sheet of paper

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 8h

I’m too highbrow to send dick pics. Mine are penile poems.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 8h

stefferson jarship

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Wondervamp Jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

But your honor, he didn’t like the way I’ve decorated my crypt with the skulls of my enemies??

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 8h

Dobb Meep

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 8h

I took her compliment of my haircut as a thickly veiled insult.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h

Went lingerie shopping with my girlfriend today. She picked out some really nice things for me.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 8h

I'm too highbrow to send pussy pics. Mine are vaginal vignettes.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8h

I’m too highbrow to send dick pics. Mine are phallus photos.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 8h

new company names are just regular words spelled stupidly now

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 9h

Just ate one piece of broccolus

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 12h

I’m at that awkward age where you can just go fuck right off

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 8h

They should sell pre-twisted panties for those who want to get upset in a predictive manner

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 9h

i will never leave a google review. you'll know i disliked your establishment in those slow seconds before death when, instead of flashing before your eyes, your life pauses on me eating orecchiette bolognese without the parmesan cheese you promised.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 9h

My idea of romance is remembering what she said three days ago. Well, that’s not romance; that's espionage, and I'm good at it.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 8h

A podcast about the concept of a podcast

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 8h

Cows in particular have trouble believing it's not butter

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

hot dads in your area just want to be loved

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 8h

the ‘h’ in whisper is there as an example

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h

You can’t hurt my feelings, I live in Winnipeg.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 8h

Robert Schumann: and a rustic song about a vagina, abundantly hydrated like an anus, would that work in the song cycle? Clara Schumann: ROBERT ALEXANDER SCHUMANN!

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026