iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*eating seventh cheese string* it's a medical condition

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 2h

it's actually very fucking hard to be a genuinely unselfish person

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mom used to open a drink in the store before she paid for it and I thought child services was about to take me

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 4h

The only problem with dead periods at work is knowing that that slow spell is always followed with getting mud stomped for a week or two. Currently waiting for my stomping.

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 5h

New addition. What kind of skeleton family is without a dog?

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 8h

I am Jack’s headache

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 23h

Me at some concert: sing some shit I know

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20h

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d take an earbud out for you.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Welcome to middle age, you're Squidward now.

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wouldn't think moving the mom to the youngest brother's house would be more taxing mentally than physically. How much does she take with her? What all will be claimed of what's left? How to sell her condo. I'd rather do my own taxes than deal with all this. But she's the mom. It will get done.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The inventor of Monday mornings only lived another twenty minutes

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t like that one guy.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You don’t have to tell me twice I zoned out the first time.

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Waiting on my annual wellness check at the DR. Or as I like to call it, my once a year ass chewing for still being a smoking fat bastard.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

gawd I hop the traffic from the Steelers game is gone before I get out of here

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did China really send giant pandas or they are actually dangerous Chinese spies in panda costumes?? Somebody alert Tommy Tuberville.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wish someone would give ME a cookie when I poop on someone’s lawn

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

after thirty-seven minutes of doing mouth stuff i will point at your dick and say “babe, that is not very hardcore”

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Forgive and forget what?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just think there's someone who has yet to be born that'll be preforming with Madonna at the VMAs someday.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i like my men the way i like my hand sanitizer: strong smelling, wet, and residue free

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, don’t let em fool you: rats live in the posh parts of town too

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well, hopefully this new defense for the Bengals comes back in the 2nd half. Cause they sure blew chunks in the 1st.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*walking around a maternity ward with a spray bottle of new car smell and a sign that reads "$5"*

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

If I’m the one who picked up the food from the drive-through, I’m eating from everyone’s fries on the way home. I will try to be fair about it, but you must remember it is an art not a science.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t know much about horses and I know even less about being stable.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Join me in the studio later where I’ll be sharing exclusive footage of me burning down Ticketmaster HQ.

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Maybe I brush too enthusiastically". I say to myself after noticing I have been out running errands with a big spot of toothpaste on my leg. DMs are open ladies. Believe me. Wide open.

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Richard J Torres @rjkeats98.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got all dressed up to go grocery shopping this morning. Had two ladies compliment me for doing so. The bar is low, gentlemen.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

my boss, the chef: you can’t beat eggs for breakfast me, making an omelette: what

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They can put a man on the moon but we still have to pull back the microwaveable lunch after two minutes, stir, replace the film, and heat it for two more minutes?

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