Reposted by BigthinkingcapBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 23/10/2025C’mon guys.. does ANYONE remember America’s safe word ? 2525575
Reposted by BigthinkingcapBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 19/06/2026My sleep number is yes 315954
Reposted by BigthinkingcapBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Hey. I love you. 8316101
Reposted by BigthinkingcapBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Hey I love you Stay It's worth it Always yours, a suicide survivor 💋 2036696
Reposted by BigthinkingcapBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 04/12/2024yeah well, between disassociation and existential dread I keep pretty busy 9577237
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If I can not love you Then why do I even exist 410230
Reposted by BigthinkingcapCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my pleasure - works every time 021
Reposted by Bigthinkingcaptrickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we all have that one homie who should be in bed at 3:40am but accidentally ended up posting instead 812033
Reposted by BigthinkingcapAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A lot of people think I name drop just to sound cool. But that’s not true, just ask Keanu Reeves or Sandra Bullock. 3468
Reposted by BigthinkingcapJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I sometimes time myself on activities with the microwave. A minute and 49 seconds to get the coffee ready for the missus. If I can get it to 1:30, I'm gonna go pro. 17228
Reposted by BigthinkingcapGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026napkin pants: the pants with built-in napkins 2516550
Reposted by Bigthinkingcaprufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so i guess we are officially in autumn now *puts gray sweatpants on *hoodies come out 3479
Reposted by BigthinkingcapGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Please don’t clap I’m prone to migraines 2295
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Reposted by Bigthinkingcapstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people 225277
Reposted by BigthinkingcapIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign out for the night. 0218
Reposted by BigthinkingcapJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sorry for the bad juju; my wife has a bunch of unlit candles in our house 03719
Reposted by BigthinkingcapBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026its cute that we all just wander about and no one knows why we exist 1120550
Reposted by BigthinkingcapMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve updated my terms and conditions. 615672
Reposted by BigthinkingcapMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Staring into devoid of ideas. 03015
Reposted by BigthinkingcapCaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If alien abduction turns out to be real, that would give us something to look forward to. Well, some of us, anyhow. 0269
Reposted by BigthinkingcapGoose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I get it, kid, I, too, want to scream in public 0309
Reposted by BigthinkingcapTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Facebook marketplace wants you to dress like a fucked up looking ET for Halloween. 2245
Reposted by BigthinkingcapQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Windows down and music up should fix me. 2349
Reposted by BigthinkingcapDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/09/2026But maybe I wanna get busy in a McDonald’s bathroom 3517549
Reposted by BigthinkingcapSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/05/2024Sane people don’t want to be rich, they want to be free 825988
Reposted by BigthinkingcapStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pour my ashes into a china kiln. 0116
Reposted by BigthinkingcapCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026cold comes before a shawl 45622
Reposted by BigthinkingcapTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On the rare occasions I have a good idea I execute it poorly. 1229
Reposted by BigthinkingcapJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Reverse cowgirl so I can play connect the dots with her ass pimples. 8299
Reposted by BigthinkingcapBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026farting bare-assed into a pumpkin pie would probably feel exhilarating 22813
Reposted by BigthinkingcapCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Pee is wetness leaving your body 14213
Reposted by Bigthinkingcapstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Silence can be the loudest fucking answer. 112553
Reposted by BigthinkingcapKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest 926099
Reposted by BigthinkingcapStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I got brain freeze from eating revenge too fast. 812644
Reposted by BigthinkingcapThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Seven Habits of Highly Traumatized People 415453
Reposted by Bigthinkingcapash @ashhull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sprinkles metamucil on your dinner like Mrs. Dash. 46720
Reposted by BigthinkingcapBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Starting to suspect that, in a past life, I may have been a real dillhole 39632
Reposted by BigthinkingcapMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Migraine is yourgraine. 48226
Reposted by Bigthinkingcapchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you put your ear just below my ribcage, you can hear the cauldron I swallowed whole bubble and boil. 49227
Reposted by BigthinkingcapSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026been thinking about retirement business options like: Helena Handbaskets (gift shop) Milwaukee Talkies (movie theater) Cole's Law (legal practice specializing in cabbage farming and production) 13515
Reposted by BigthinkingcapSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You don’t want to mess with me today – I’m hepped up on lime rickeys and Al Jarreau songs 710726
Reposted by BigthinkingcapDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026vodka? oh, you mean juice seasoning 03918
Reposted by BigthinkingcapSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m on the 38 shit bestposters list 13415
Reposted by BigthinkingcapSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If I grow man boobs it’ll be due to all the estrogen I’ve eaten 1229