iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 45m

This meeting is cutting into my lunch hour. *reaches into cleavage and whips out a hoagie*

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 15h

This cat knows how to basket.

A grey diluted tortoise shell cat, curled up in a rectangular basket, filling it almost entirely.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was never so much a pinball wizard as I was a pac-man cleric.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 56m

I’m going to start talking to everyone like they’re hard of hearing. Oops. I SAID, I’M GOING TO START TALKING TO EVERYONE LIKE THEY’RE HARD OF HEARING!

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 5h

Stop describing things as grotesque, we've reached the point where everything is fully grote.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Friend: Wait..your cat can talk? Me: Ha ha, cats don't talk.. isn't that right, Mittens? Mittens: Right

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 18h

The Internet has made dumb people even dumber.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 7h

Say what you will about lizards. They don’t give a shit. They shed their skin & move on.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 21h

I know way too many knock-knock jokes about herpes.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 21h

In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 21h

He died as he lived - wildly riding a unicycle & tossing scallops to the bystanders

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A little Bananarama would cure me.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

a baby named Milton

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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 28/09/2026

How some of Bluesky besties spend the weekend...

Charles Nelson Reilly on Match Game tv show with a sign that says POT.

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sometimes I wish you were real.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My turn signal is broken so I’m throwing a brick out the car window to indicate my direction of travel.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Stop thinking you’re not good enough. Stop thinking you don’t deserve more. Stop thinking nobody will ever love you. Stop thinking you don’t matter. Stop thinking your feelings aren’t valid. Stop thinking you aren’t worth it. Stop thinking altogether. Soil yourself on the bus

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just think there's someone who has yet to be born that'll be preforming with Madonna at the VMAs someday.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine having the disposable income to take a pottery class.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 27/09/2026

In the old days, we didn't need your fancy "AI" to make memes, we'd just ruin food.

Photo of a banana with text written on it "if god not real how me a ghost haunt this banana?" with a little doodle of a ghost

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good idea: strolling through a field of daisies. Bad idea: streaking through a field of cacti.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wanna get dressed in black tonight and run around in the dark until the cops stop us and ask questions and we laugh and laugh while they don't.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At my age, some days the glass is half full, some days the glass is half empty. Either way, I have to pee.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I saw someone refer to the band as the Google Dolls and I can’t stop laughing

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My eyesight is so bad Stevie Wonder is like why does that bitch get to drive?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Person: It can't possibly get any weirder Me: *stepping out from behind a curtain* I'll take it from here

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if I can’t bring my favorite cat to the job interview I’m not goin

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

First date idea: we go to the pawn shop and pick out rings

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would give you the secret code to my treehouse

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If these walls could talk they’d say “Look at me. I’m a wall, and I can talk!”

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i dont want a fridge that can play youtube i want a dryer that burps after it eats socks

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." --- People who don't know what they're doing

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

-Wait, where’s Pokey? -I’m sorry Gumby, but I needed window putty

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m in the mood for a shopping spree. *buys 10,000 Twinkies*

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We both made mistakes, and by both I mean you

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

not book smart or street smart, but a secret third thing (dumb)

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my body is a Shirley Temple or whatever

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

yelling stranger danger but in a marco polo way

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I imagine the joy I get when my phone is finally charged enough to post on social media is the same type of joy parents get after 9 months of waiting for their child to be born.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Coming back from the staff bathroom looking like

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sorry for the way I’m dressed I have karate class after the funeral

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