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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 9h

Vacation auto responder idea: Your email found me on a day where my Chicago Sun-Times horoscope told me to avoid shopping and important decisions between 5 am and 10:15 pm CST

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Determined to stay nice because I heard the weight of being cruel to everyone is really aging and bad for your complexion

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 18h

Harlan Coben’s I’ve Got Your Nose

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 16h

Crushing cans on my head until I feel all the loneliness of voices ignored and still crying out. Is it me? Have I really done it this time? I facepalm on a message. The only way to get a hold of you these days please call me love mom

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 5h

Don't explain to me like I am five, that's condescending. Explain to me like I am 55, distracted, and have never met you before in my life

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 4h

Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 3h

Should I have coffee? 🔲 Yes 🔲 No 🔲 The mug is already in your hand, it's weird you are asking me

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2h

Her: You use so many obscure words, it’s as though you’re trying to bury us with them. Me: Indeed, a veritable plethora of words.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2h

“I Was Crushing On Your Avi Then You Changed It,” a Bsky memoir.

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 17h

Now I reckon I ain't ever seen one of them critters with breaks on it, but if it isn't the fastest rock this side of the Prime Meridian. We done tricked it to think and gave it speed

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 7h

You ever meet someone on here and want to cuddle?

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much

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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Meet me in the showroom of the gaudy chandelier store - the one that's underneath the costume shoppe. Come alone...no cops.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cats are looking at me with little sneers like, "Your algebra can't help you now."

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I’m bobbing for apples at your Halloween party and stay down for more than a couple of minutes don’t worry I used to free dive for abalone

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The last time I said "I'm fine" and truly meant it, Pluto was still a planet.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/10/2026

not enough of you are dangerously obsessed with me

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

was watching tv and they showed a guy welding and of course i looked right at the blue light, it was nice knowing all of you

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2024

“Ghost pumpkin,” I whisper to the unhearing autumn void.

Pure white pumpkin against an all black background.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear?

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

bit into a kinder egg and the surprise inside was that it was filled with spiders

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

someone should have stopped me from buying this electric caulk gun it has made me too powerful

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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*sets white noise generator to data center*

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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Adopt Sarah, and you, too, can go on a… Neverending stoooooorrrryyyyy Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

A beautiful tabby girl with insane ear fluff available for adoption in Loudoun County, Virginia

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mother, I am but skin and bones.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

subtly undoing all my hard work, as a treat

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE." HERE AT SAMMY'S SUBTERRANEAN FLOAT HOUSE. WHY DID THIS CRAZY CLOWN OPEN A FLOAT HOUSE IN THE SEWERS? WHO KNOWS. BUT OUR COLD PLUNGE RATES CAN'T BE BEAT. ASK OUR RATS ABOUT A COUPLE'S PACKAGE TODAY.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder”

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A family can be three pieces of toast

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don’t argue with morons. Even when you win, you’re kinda losing.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: if you broke up with someone because they said co-winkydink instead of coincidence you made the right choice. who knows what other horrors lie beneath their fiendish vernacular. jamba juice employee: do you want an energy boost in your drink? me: ah, what a co-winkydink. i do

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

remember that tree you used to climb as a kid.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

why does it always feel like i showed up right after someone says "things are quiet, too quiet"

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Recording a beautiful sonnet to an 80s Casio keyboard preset because babe, that’s romance

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Love living in a time where you’re still expected to work a few hours whenever you take a day off.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A haunted house but filled with white guys telling you about Mike Patton

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My body is a temple. My head has two temples. I attended Temple University. I forgot where I was going with this.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't care what your real name is. You will always be a bad dad pun as a handle in my heart.

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We have a good thing going right now. Quartz is placed simultaneously to adrenaline being distributed. It leads to a fast paced, yet slow way to spend time. Everything and nothing is happening at once. The only exception is bees, they're outside of the tunnel

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Waking dreams like ghosts living parallel to your life. Drifting off, occupied, time to the lost being nothing, how does it all die anyway. Regret. Left turns. Albuquerque.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wright on brother ❤️

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I bet it would be nice to be beautiful or at least have a prehensile tail.

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

what happens to yoshi when mario jumps off of him and lands on a platform but yoshi falls down a hole in the level. i think virgil guides him through each circle of hell

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We never think to hold the Suns hand when it goes down

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have blood on my hands because I used the wrong pump at the sink, what of it

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Putting the finishing touches on my fall wardrobe by running through the bushes and coming away with a coat of orb weavers.

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