turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026maybe the amount of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them 24616
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026giving each other head then using heating pads on our bad backs >>> 2162
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026not now sweetie, daddy’s sending lowball offers on fb marketplace 15116
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026every exercise is a lower back exercise if you do it wrong enough 420252
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026not now kitten, daddy’s consuming his microplastics 05019
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 29/12/2024*my back killing me from literally just existing* me: can someone explain this scientist: no 1223339
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026white people love to tell you what they did at costco 811731
Reposted by turbo jerrysi oppington ☣️ @stillwellgray.ca · 26/06/2026unfuckable trolls always think sex should have consequences 2111
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 08/01/2026“4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea” implies 20% of people enjoy diarrhea 1330558
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 21/05/2024don’t take yourself so seriously; if you can’t laugh at yourself, let me know & i’ll do it for you 3372
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026what if i got emotional halfway through eating this hoagie? what then? 85514
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026this new deodorant scent got me introducing myself to myself 27220
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i hope your enemies get that diarrhea that burns their buttholes 06019
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026wearing my clown wig so she got handles while i’m giving her head 2112
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 11/05/2025i do the jeep wave thing even though i drive a piece of shit civic 5496
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 20/07/2024hanging out in some dudes jeep with no doors again 1152
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 20/05/2024getting into a jeep with no doors in a parking lot, not to steal, just to hang out in >>>>>> 2171
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026i wish i had coping skills instead of these unbelievable tits 38425
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 15/06/2026grown ass man named Braxton 14011
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee) 1022330245
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026farting on the toilet with the power of a thousand men 4429
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026farting on the toilet like a trumpet 3299
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 29/05/2026post-nut clarity got me reading the terms & conditions 25711
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026eating my steak with ketchup because nothing fucking matters 1144
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026fuckin around trying to eat some snacks & shit bro i’m about to get creative with it 1142
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026sour patch kids are buy 1 @ $5 second pack 50% off yes i’m doing that deal 0145
Reposted by turbo jerryEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026there's a fly in my chai and I'm hopin' it will die you are on my lonely mind 1323389
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026my 2007 honda civic watching me spend money on literally anything besides it 2326
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“…social media app that no one uses & will be dead soon…” 1133
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024hey, your posters madness is showing 1213632
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 07/06/2026sorry i got my pubes all over everything 84311
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 10/06/2026the rise of the mullet aligns closely with the downfall of the country; science is science, bro 2307
Reposted by turbo jerryturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i wish i had the confidence of one of those people who wear tight road bike spandex & don’t pay attention to traffic laws 25118
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026wouldn’t it be rad if pubes didn’t have a terminal length & just kept growing indefinitely 9248
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026grown ass man wearing flip flops at the grocery store 73910
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i wish i had the confidence of one of those people who wear tight road bike spandex & don’t pay attention to traffic laws 25118