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turbo jerry

@turbojerry.bsky.social
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existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. 🔳🔲 thick & thin for the love of the joke my posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yaw…

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
maybe the amount of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
giving each other head then using heating pads on our bad backs >>>
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i’ve thrown my vices to the wind
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
not now sweetie, daddy’s sending lowball offers on fb marketplace
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
every exercise is a lower back exercise if you do it wrong enough
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
not now kitten, daddy’s consuming his microplastics
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
*my back killing me from literally just existing* me: can someone explain this scientist: no
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i’ve smoked 4 packs of Canadian Wildfires
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
white people love to tell you what they did at costco
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si oppington ☣️ @stillwellgray.ca · 26/06/2026
unfuckable trolls always think sex should have consequences
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea” implies 20% of people enjoy diarrhea
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
good news: my hemorrhoid cleared up
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
don’t take yourself so seriously; if you can’t laugh at yourself, let me know & i’ll do it for you
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
what if i got emotional halfway through eating this hoagie? what then?
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this new deodorant scent got me introducing myself to myself
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i hope your enemies get that diarrhea that burns their buttholes
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
wearing my clown wig so she got handles while i’m giving her head
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
having sex in my jeep with no doors
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
i do the jeep wave thing even though i drive a piece of shit civic
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
hanging out in some dudes jeep with no doors again
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
getting into a jeep with no doors in a parking lot, not to steal, just to hang out in >>>>>>
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i wish i had coping skills instead of these unbelievable tits
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
grown ass man named Braxton
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
grown ass man named Braxton
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
just me & my hemorrhoid against the world
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee)
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
farting on the toilet with the power of a thousand men
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
farting on the toilet like a trumpet
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
post-nut clarity got me reading the terms & conditions
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating my steak with ketchup because nothing fucking matters
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
farting on the toilet like a trumpet
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
fuckin around trying to eat some snacks & shit bro i’m about to get creative with it
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
sour patch kids are buy 1 @ $5 second pack 50% off yes i’m doing that deal
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
there's a fly in my chai and I'm hopin' it will die you are on my lonely mind
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
my 2007 honda civic watching me spend money on literally anything besides it
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“…social media app that no one uses & will be dead soon…”
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
hey, your posters madness is showing
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
sorry i tried to dap up your baby
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
sorry i got my pubes all over everything
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the rise of the mullet aligns closely with the downfall of the country; science is science, bro
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i wish i had the confidence of one of those people who wear tight road bike spandex & don’t pay attention to traffic laws
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
sorry i got my pubes all over everything
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
wouldn’t it be rad if pubes didn’t have a terminal length & just kept growing indefinitely
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
grown ass man wearing flip flops at the grocery store
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i wish i had the confidence of one of those people who wear tight road bike spandex & don’t pay attention to traffic laws
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