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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

high risk for me is trying to function without caffeine (this has never happened)

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guy in line ahead of me at the pharmacy got all the good drugs.

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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just found my onyx raven with his beak broken off. I knew Poe was trouble

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

snorting crushed up dracula teeth

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

may have witnessed something significant during an excursion with the kids today

picture of a dragon seemingly being pierced by light from the setting sun on a bridge covered with graffiti outside of Chapel Hill, NC

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I turned the television on with my ass..sat on remote.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The real monster is the one Dr. Frankenstein made along the way.

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🎼Hey, I just met you And this is crazy First you maced me And then you tased me🎼

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So if someone uses the phrase, “I’m going to be honest with you,” a lot, that’s a huge red flag right?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I ordered a bunch of stuff online and now I wait to be surprised because I have a goldfish memory

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[at second rodeo] no, no, no, none of this is right

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me, coming out of my cage and doing just fine

a cartoon dancin' with a glass of red wine in one hand and a gun in the other

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I bought Mom some fudge to surprise her but the heat index outside is like 105 degrees so it melted on the way to her house. I guess technically I surprised her with chocolate soup.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

anxiety comes before a call

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Selective hearing is a trait my father passed on to me and has proved instrumental in getting me out of many undesirable conversations.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

better cake than whatever

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Squeakers in your sneakers and they ain't getting out of there

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 21/09/2026

no no of course i know about pornhub. i want the forbidden boobs.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm getting a cricket tattoo tomorrow. It's not the most attractive bug but heh, neither am I.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“there’s no business like show business” i say, while signing feet pics in the arby’s parking lot

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It has been 0️⃣ days since a skeet related injury.

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’d like to knock you off the side of a building like a cat knocks things off a table.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I married into money. I mean, she had a full tank of gas.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just found out that Shelley Duvall was Robert’s mother.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This email could have been smoke signals

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Even if you could, you shouldn't hug the whole world all at once because some people don't like being held like that

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sorry, my ancestors begged me to delete that

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Calgon take me to funky town

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Vote for Pedro

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

38 reasons to rethink your whole shitposting career.

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just misread something as a “spicy failure” and I’m gonna go with that from now on.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My toxic trait is i think funko pops are butt fuck ugly

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me: come back please i'm sorry i didn't appreciate you enough the weekend:

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🔪

A plate with the words chew quieter or die

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it's ok to randomly shout lyrics to songs even if no one knows what the fuck you're on about, it's cool actually

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

[a team of kitty scientists genetically engineering the perfect human lap] okay time to test them out nap time everyone

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH"

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