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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18h

Thanks for explaining my joke to me, I didn’t get it.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19h

How many times did Kerouac keep time on the 2nd and 4 with the butt of his whiskey glass while traveling interdimensionally during a tenor sax solo? How many brilliant tenor saxophonists died in obscurity?

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 20h

how many rivers have i balanced my body over watching the roaring water and daring it to carry me away the breakneck plunge the final exchange of fluids in an exhale of air grimy brown waters rushing in to fill me how many rivers have i walked past whispering i sure as shit deserved better than you

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 20h

Oh, sorry, haha. You see, I was mashing roasted garlic into softened butter on a rainy autumn afternoon, and I just don't give a fuck

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Quote posts are turned off but we aren't 🏆👑 Congratulations @lalalyds.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Guyyyssssssaahhhh! My sweet baby child is 21! They're super wonderful and super talented. Check out their art and give them a happy birthday follow!

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

not to brag but was voted least popular

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I really enjoy my online friends. I also like some of you okay.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

thing about science is, it doesn’t care if you believe in it or not, it’s just gonna be

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Most likely to disappear in a puff of smoke

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's a lovely night to bounce around on the moon

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The sea was angry that day, my friends—like a gull trying to get the last french fry from a McDonald’s parking lot bag.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Climbed the mountain to test the wisdom of my paper airplanes and also my dating profile and contact info that are on them

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the feminine urge to reuse pretty gift bags

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Or maybe that’s just me

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*vague gesture* Yeah, yeah. The only thing to fear is fear itself but no one ever wants to carry the propane tank in a lightning storm either.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am officially CPR certified now. If I had to give you CPR don’t lie would you come to & start makin out w me I’m curious

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Babe, get the fuck up & do Islands In the Stream on karaoke w me or I swear to God I will pull the pin out of this fuckin grenade

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One way to be a lil bitch is by constantly cleaning up leaves. Like wahhhh help Earth is falling on Earth & it’s messy! Toughen the fuck up

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🤌🤌🤌🤌I’ve always done this gesture in real life because so many instances call 4 it

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Love & compassion is the entire test of our very existence & I learned this by being a crazy fuckin bitch

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maybe I don't even know what I'm talking about. So what?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m such a private person I don’t even know what I’m up to

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

pasta three meals a day is fine if they’re different shapes

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hear talk of the moon and I think fondly of your lily white ass

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pumping up the group by shouting "Let's Leave!" instead of "Let's Go!" and getting to go home early

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Nice rack!” - me, looking at your spices

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oooh I just love the sound of a wind chime in a Nor’easter

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good day to park under a bridge and listen to your favorite AM radio station

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I believe in God for my wellbeing. It’s how The Boss’ Born To Run home was spared from fire.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey kid, don’t let it get to you

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

think you’re in love? go eat some cheese about it and put on some fuzzy socks. now you love cheese and fuzzy socks, the end.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don’t be freaked out. I’m only at your bedside w a machete because I intend on gutting your nightmares.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every butterfly you see is Dolly now & you are to say aloud “She Is Risen” when you see one.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If there’s a clamshell ashtray in your house I assume you smoke Salems and eat a lot of Jello

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I simply adored when the MI6 gave us Susan Boyle. We need shit like that again.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We don't know who keeps track of the madness when the music stops but we all have an idea about it

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(struts in with the confidence of a woman with a peanut butter taffy under each boob)

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please understand every time you insult me I sing the Journey lyrics a little louder

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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Boop boop boop boop no one left unbooped

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When you get compliments on a trait you didn't know you had you never had it, it's that simple aw shucks stop saying I'm so medical, I'm just allergic to blushing

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

thinking of drawing myself a nice warm bath, with bubbles, candles, and a plugged in radio.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A perfectly cooked pork chop is slightly pink in the middle. You can tell everything you need to know about a man from his handshake. Don’t take a job in a niche industry unless you’re sure you want to stay there for the rest of your career. White vinegar solves most problems. Never trust a monkey.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I opened my wallet and the world turned sepia and a guy slinging a guitar started singing about dust

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you don't inspect your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't inspect your meat?

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Nice to take a load off" I murmur to myself as I try to mash my own severed head down the garbage disposal with a wooden spoon

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

me, first day as a pirate: Hi, guys, it’s great to— captain: Make him walk the plank

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