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Leen McBeans

@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
19K followers 2.7K following 6.9K posts

Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️‍🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we all have that one homie who should be in bed at 3:40am but accidentally ended up posting instead
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow some of you are so needy please like this post by the way
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 23/09/2026
This is otherworldly
Screenshot of google translate, showing the translation of the English term "birth control pill" into German is "antibabypille"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
full frontal???
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 23/09/2026
well shidd I guess I'm buying a cat
a cat stuck in a candy machine
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing an all women fronted band with a dude on drums and casually commenting to people “yeah he’s a pretty good drummer… for a man” around a bunch of sweaty men with Opinions™️, then putting your ear buds back in, uninterested and unbothered as it should be 11/10 highly recommend
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🥳 🫀 ________ 🫴🏻 //(. )( .)\\ // // \ / \\ // God ○ | . | ○ forbid || ( v ) women || | || | have 🗡 | || | hobbies ○ ○ ( | ( | \ | \ | 👠 👠
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been getting really into performative hiking lately
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just be good for her soul, you piece of shit.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me, coming out of my cage and doing just fine
a cartoon dancin' with a glass of red wine in one hand and a gun in the other
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This male to female transition is taking up a lot of time because I ultimately want to be a bottomless jar of Jif.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in california it's spelled val jalla
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[David Attenborough voice] and now you see the human in its natural habitat scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, a repetitive behavior they seem to both love and hate at the same time
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Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How long has it been since you went to the window, to the wall and let the sweat drop down your balls
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s okay if not everyone procreates. Like really okay. Like really really really okay.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 21/09/2026
JESUS CHRIST
Anxiety hideous shark-eyed noseless vinyl figures of deceased celebrities
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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone I know in real life, and with whom I’m mutuals on Instagram, posted a video from her feeder cam. It showed a white-breasted nuthatch but she called it a blue jay in the caption, and I didn’t correct her. I just continued to scroll. I was like, look at me being so nonchalant.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just gonna park this here for now. figuring on gettin a lot of use out of it
you wouldn’t correct a joke
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
corporate asked you to find the differences between these two pictures
Tilcayo, the newly discovered leopard catHeater, the well-known orange baby (identical)
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merritt @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026
things could be worse. at least we're not de facto ruled by a sex cult of guys who worship the computer and think its going to make them immortal if they feed enough poor people to it
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow he looks a lot like Batman 1
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tf you mean I’m “rigid”??? just earlier today I let someone call a tortoise a turtle and let them go on with their story without a word. fuck
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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m a much better reposter than poster
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 16/09/2026
Yeah I know. It’s been following me my whole life
September 11th 2001 followed you • 1m
+ Follow back
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
an octopus really only has octacles
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They should make posts that stay in circulation longer (until I get it)
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
38 shitposters you didn't realize you followed bc their profile pic changes so often
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[As my kid watches me try to put a straw into a Capri Sun] Me: This is always so challenging My Kid: Not if you know the secret Me: What's the secret? My Kid: Don't be a little bitch
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's inevitable. One minute you're young, and the next minute you're talking about how much you like your crockpot.
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Real friends DM you the jokes they can't put on their tl
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i just cleaned the house top to bottom so we'll be living on the balcony for the foreseeable future
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 12/09/2026
I need to make stupid little jokes or I will die
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everyone around my age remembers the context of where they were when they found out. I recall very little. I don’t remember who told us or who was around me. I don’t remember watching the news but I remember the TV before it was turned on. Then I most vividly remember the wall I stared at instead
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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I try to never forget, but the weed keeps making it harder to remember anything.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hiccups are so embarrassing. ohhh you have involuntary spasms because a demon is trapped in your esophagus? grow up.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
microdosing not getting a big task done by not doing the smaller, otherwise attainable subtasks
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/09/2026
is Alice in chains and Alice in wonderland the same Alice
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tried putting my phone on DND and now I’m a virgin again
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why you trying to fight me like a warrior when I said I was a WORRIER, goddamnit. you stressing me out more now sheeesh
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/09/2026
the masculine urge to do the hokey pokey
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