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Sunshine

@5un5hin3.bsky.social
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve hardly sworn all week, I swear
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a HUGE difference in dating a man who tells you he’s funny & one who actually is funny. No one feels the need to discuss it, they just are & we laugh a lot
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to the second last game knowing the crowd would be less chaotic. I took a walk around the Dome on a few different levels. Really took in the parts of the park that I love most. I took the photos I took the videos I high fived the strangers who felt like friends
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🥰 music.apple.com/ca/album/spo...
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Spooky Action At a Distance by Iron Chic on Apple Music
Song · 2013 · Duration 4:26
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My colon has wicked hind sight
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having a real man is nice, I wish I’d tried it before now
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't care if I'm early. It's not 90+ out. Happy fucking Autumn, friends 🍂🎃🦃🥧🍃
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lost 10lbs being sick Only 1 more illness to go
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My 3D printed Tiara & Sword order got cancelled so I’m still just a peasant
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I’m a baker for money” Sung to the tune of Private Dancer
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh yeah? Well you have a barrel chest & tiny forearms. So there.
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone knows it’s “the bigger they are, the harder they crush you”
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sent this to him at 2am 🥰
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You know what the sexiest thing about my ex is? That he’s not around 🔥
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was today years old when I learned & now can’t unlearn that someone on Twitter wants to pee inside me
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When you’re an unmarried adult you can date a heavy equipment operator, a plumber, a kids camp Director, a race car driver/autobody finisher & a Private Investigator all at once & nobody can stop me… I mean you, nobody can stop YOU
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Berate your barista, expect extra foam.
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Men, you say some damn stupid shit when you open your mouths
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are you really from Ontario if you don’t have a summer cold right now?
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Him: WYD? Me: just thinking about that song & how I have actually been a Butcher, a Baker & a Candlestick Maker
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 28/08/2026
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrrrr
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026
anything can be a shitpost if you leave out the punctuation
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Relaxing in Maine🇺🇸🇨🇦🇵🇪 @retiredinmaine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cereal is people kibble
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jfc you people are so friggin beautiful. I hate you
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Flower garden were my homebees hang out
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Going viral on Twitter is the equivalent to an itch over here
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You can’t just give out forehead kisses on the 3rd date Slut
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Guilty of having thought about mowing my lawn before the storm hit, deciding not to knowing full well the rain was going to last for days I regret nothing
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
* 4-8 weeks to ship …4 days later… my Jays charity auction win came 🥰
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Women’s hair styles are trauma related
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Won one of the Blue Jays charity auction packages I now own a lot of balls 🤣🥰
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My cousin wants to give me a weeks worth of ADHD meds to try that’s how serious she is about her diagnosis of me
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
people die just to get away from you
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Taking my kid camping because I can.
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’d imagine wearing a bra is like when dudes stuff their nutsacks into tighties of any kind. It’s basically that. Yep, that’s my answer to “what is on your mind?”
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The instructions for the gazebo I just set up says it’s a 2 man job. There’s your first mistake, getting men to do it. Only took 1 woman
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Things found in a Tim Horton’s beverage: Blue plastic cap for their whipped cream Blue translucent plastic wrap from a stack of plastic cups or lids Rage
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m living. Relax, Stretch
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The only reason I put cream in my coffee is for some contrast. I need to be able to see bugs
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’ve always said 2 cookies at midnight are delicious
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gift from the fella 😍
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My greatest joy in life is knowing anytime I share a true story that paints a man in a bad light, the ex it’s about cries about it knowing it’s him without me even saying it
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Italians, much like vegetarians, will always tell you & everyone else that they’re Italian
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Staying at Chandos has side effects ** see cottage shopping
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One thing you should know about me is… my legs are smoother than you
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m not saying I’m a mermaid but I don’t not drag sailors underwater
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
(having sex in the library) do me decimal system
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Life is soooOoo fucking good 🥰
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Imagine crying on the internet about an ex who doesn’t want you meanwhile you had a gf you lied about the whole time 😂
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