Reposted by Forrest PlumpSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 7hI find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing 512857
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A hot priest telling me to kneel would fix me 87015
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it 107216
Reposted by Forrest PlumpKristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026that girl is going going gone 051
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wish I loved anything as much as spooky reels love finding me after midnight 1279
Reposted by Forrest PlumpPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Just poured myself a cup of ambition* *vodka 1046467
Reposted by Forrest PlumpSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nothing like the sincerity found in a good fuck you 111444
Reposted by Forrest PlumpSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Nobody understands me and that makes two of us. 19946
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TD, TM, TAyoutu.beBlue October - I Hope You're HappyYouTube video by BlueOctoberVEVO 2212
Reposted by Forrest Plumpmav @mav.wtf · 25/09/2026I don't know why but this made me laugh today so hopefully it'll make you smile 1284
Reposted by Forrest PlumpDevi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fuck being friends with benefits. Let’s be pals with perks 118323
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Today is my divorceary. Send me one positive thing that happened to you along with a selfie/meme/both that’ll make me smile. 24595
Reposted by Forrest PlumpSkip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is everything OK babe? I can’t even remember the last time you told me to fuck off and die :-( 023
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A shitty driver is called an axel murderer *gets dragged off Bluesky by a hook* 48316
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Let’s get high and watch Ted Lasso and just cry together 95710
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Monochrome Monday: me and my buddy Randy the Raccoon 11683
Reposted by Forrest Plumpsophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 19/09/2026watching mindhunter just so I can be mad it got cancelled again 3182
Reposted by Forrest Plumpsophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026lmfao I hate men so much I'm so sorry 1313
Reposted by Forrest Plump🪷NINEVEH🪓 @nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They’re always dropping text like they are knights from the round table when they are actually human potatoes on a littered couch  1132
Reposted by Forrest Plump𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me: *𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳* Me: OK, everyone, we’re gonna slow things down a little *𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤* 226577
Reposted by Forrest PlumpBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Reverse cowgirl cuz you cum weird 3258
Reposted by Forrest PlumpT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026ghost hunting but just me trying to find my old self 68036
Reposted by Forrest PlumpViv @v.milcom.in · 05/02/2026I don't need a mental health break, I need a mental health retirement. 315662
Reposted by Forrest PlumpCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“you’re better than this” she lied 28126
Reposted by Forrest PlumpJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dedicated to the mountain mamas ⛰️✨️music.youtube.comTake Me Home, Country Roads (Original Version)YouTube video by John Denver - Topic 1151
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026HIM: what are you up to? ME: just laying in bed, decomposing HIM: you mean “decompressing?” ME: sure 1027867
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can’t believe I’m mutuals with some of you pricks 😤 2252
Reposted by Forrest PlumpSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I love how we give each other a lot of leeway in the whole I knew what you meant department 28135
Reposted by Forrest PlumpNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I want hair pulling in my comments…what band do you hate? 897922
Reposted by Forrest PlumpMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can’t do a roundhouse kick or maintain any sort of meaningful relationship. 1315766
Reposted by Forrest PlumpCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You only live once. As far as I'm concerned, that's overdoing it. 02917
Reposted by Forrest PlumpDevi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Me when I’m out in public and smell weedstatic.klipy.comPedro Pascal Peeks OutAlt: Pedro Pascal Peeks Out 67115
Reposted by Forrest PlumpLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just caught myself ogling a homeless guy, so yeah you might call it a dry spell 1212134
Reposted by Forrest Plumpgeist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 06/12/2025“I don’t like you,” she flirted 53914
Reposted by Forrest PlumpSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026fuck off but take me with you 515157
Reposted by Forrest PlumpNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sorry I’m late, had to fight the seether 02711
Reposted by Forrest PlumpBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There wasn’t a dry eye at the bukkake. 2129875
Reposted by Forrest Plump𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Get the fuck out of my way I have goals to fail 013539
Reposted by Forrest PlumpLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026who wanna get high and watch movie trailers on Peacock 88719
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can tell a lot about a woman’s mental health by the status of her fingernails. 67218
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What a fuckin day, y’all Here was the highlight: giving kisses to a 100lb beefy pitbull named Sam 8800
Reposted by Forrest PlumpBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If I wasn’t six whiskies deep when Bill Murray got snubbed for Lost In Translation I would’ve flipped a cop car 071