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Forrest Plump

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is mountain mama Let’s go, jerks new: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4p… bangerz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4p…

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 7h
I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A hot priest telling me to kneel would fix me
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it
Sad Eddie Murphy
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that girl is going going gone
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That first autumn breeze got me feeling like
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish I loved anything as much as spooky reels love finding me after midnight
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy 9-2-5 you guys
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Just poured myself a cup of ambition* *vodka
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing like the sincerity found in a good fuck you
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Nobody understands me and that makes two of us.
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dark Web MD
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TD, TM, TA
youtu.be
Blue October - I Hope You're Happy
YouTube video by BlueOctoberVEVO
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mav @mav.wtf · 25/09/2026
I don't know why but this made me laugh today so hopefully it'll make you smile
A shelf on a wall holding a blowtorch and a fire extinguisher. Under each are labels: "More Fire" and "Less Fire", respectively
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Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck being friends with benefits. Let’s be pals with perks
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is my divorceary. Send me one positive thing that happened to you along with a selfie/meme/both that’ll make me smile.
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is everything OK babe? I can’t even remember the last time you told me to fuck off and die :-(
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A shitty driver is called an axel murderer *gets dragged off Bluesky by a hook*
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s get high and watch Ted Lasso and just cry together
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monochrome Monday: me and my buddy Randy the Raccoon
It’s just me with a Snapchat filter that has a raccoon
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
watching mindhunter just so I can be mad it got cancelled again
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lmfao I hate men so much I'm so sorry
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🪷NINEVEH🪓 @nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re always dropping text like they are knights from the round table when they are actually human potatoes on a littered couch 
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: *𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳* Me: OK, everyone, we’re gonna slow things down a little *𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤*
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reverse cowgirl cuz you cum weird
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cross stitching > football
This is just the beginning of another cross stitch I’m working on but I don’t want to give it away so you can guess
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ghost hunting but just me trying to find my old self
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Viv @v.milcom.in · 05/02/2026
I don't need a mental health break, I need a mental health retirement.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“you’re better than this” she lied
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dedicated to the mountain mamas ⛰️✨️
music.youtube.com
Take Me Home, Country Roads (Original Version)
YouTube video by John Denver - Topic
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is about me
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HIM: what are you up to? ME: just laying in bed, decomposing HIM: you mean “decompressing?” ME: sure
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t believe I’m mutuals with some of you pricks 😤
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love how we give each other a lot of leeway in the whole I knew what you meant department
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want hair pulling in my comments…what band do you hate?
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’re in love? That’s cool. I’m in debt.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t do a roundhouse kick or maintain any sort of meaningful relationship.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You only live once. As far as I'm concerned, that's overdoing it.
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Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me when I’m out in public and smell weed
static.klipy.com
Pedro Pascal Peeks Out
Alt: Pedro Pascal Peeks Out
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just caught myself ogling a homeless guy, so yeah you might call it a dry spell
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“I don’t like you,” she flirted
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fuck off but take me with you
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sorry I’m late, had to fight the seether
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There wasn’t a dry eye at the bukkake.
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Get the fuck out of my way I have goals to fail
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
who wanna get high and watch movie trailers on Peacock
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dopamine boost in less than one minute
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can tell a lot about a woman’s mental health by the status of her fingernails.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a fuckin day, y’all Here was the highlight: giving kisses to a 100lb beefy pitbull named Sam
I can’t even tell you how much I love my job. Here I am kissing the sweetest baby pitbullI love Sam the 100lb pitbull
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My top contenders
Popcorn. This movie, man. It scared the shit out of me as a kid. Corky Romano which inspired the name Dorky RomanoThere Goes My Baby. What a heartbreaking, beautiful movie. Not at all shitty. My Boyfriend’s Back. I wore this VHS out.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I wasn’t six whiskies deep when Bill Murray got snubbed for Lost In Translation I would’ve flipped a cop car
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