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Being a kid in the '70s meant your car seat was your mom's arm. And if she had to slam on the brakes, congratulations, you were now a hood ornament.
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![Mara Ellison [@MapMara] Went on a date with a woman I really liked. I dressed nice, did my hair, and gave her a 27 minute lecture on why old maps put sea monsters in completely ridiculous places, yet I haven't heard from her 🤔 the only thing I can think of is perhaps I failed to explain the sea monsters in sufficient chronological order?? Map people pls advise](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreiba7yqwdu73lstbvg22tlxh4zebu4fsjubyiaijqsqjvassfjhkjm)
