Reposted by Charlie Alzamora𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 6hMay I suggest, more screen time for the lady? 05414
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 6hedibles got me hearing in dolby surround sound tonight 14111
Reposted by Charlie Alzamoraanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 7hgot a rare crack out of my back and now everything doesn't seem so hopeless 0179
Reposted by Charlie Alzamoraash @ashhull.bsky.social · 7hMy body is a wonder land, wrapped with caution tape. 44916
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 7h[hoarding candycorn to dole out to those that have wronged me] 23012
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 7hI have an issue with mirrors that show me how I look instead of how I wish I looked 34114
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 7hMy dog picking his bedtime stuffie out of the toy bin every night is everything to me. 2099867
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 6hi bet Icarus burned the roof of his mouth 75215
Reposted by Charlie Alzamoraficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8hMore people should be named after cheeses 166216
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraKat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 8hThis is how I flirtstatic.klipy.comUnexpected Grill Fire FartAlt: Woman's fart catches on fire when she's too close to the grill. 34011
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 7hThe best financial advice I got was from a dog, namely, "Don't poodle your eggs in one basket." 2175
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 10hMessed the same reply up a few times and feel it'd probably be best to just go start a new life on the prairie 45924
Reposted by Charlie Alzamoramurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 14hLooks like I was never normal not even from the start. 33313
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 9hWhoops, I got my mortal coil all twisted up like a broken slinky 54611
Reposted by Charlie Alzamoramean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16hDetermined to stay nice because I heard the weight of being cruel to everyone is really aging and bad for your complexion 47719
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 12hI get my cardio in by repeatedly pushing the envelope. 35332
Reposted by Charlie Alzamorakorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10hLife is mostly recovering from today so you’re healthy enough to be damaged by tomorrow. 0147
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 9hI’m shy at first but then gradually go insane 214152
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraMiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Concerned that computers are here learning to become more human, because that's why I am here. 0179
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10hJust watched the original Take On Me video and I might have gotten a little misty but I also wanted to pay that women’s tab and leave a good tip that waitress was just doing her job 59730
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 11hSaw a billboard that read "Need A Lawyer, Injured?" and right away I thought of a couple I'd like to put the hurt on. 0178
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 17hPumpkin spice chewing tobacco 😃 1117
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The jack o'lantern stays on my head while we have sex 21810
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 21hWhen that one person who likes all of my skeets suddenly stops liking them, I just assume they’ve died. 98028
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraPhil @distillation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“The dish of the telescope is so large that if it were filled with wine every person on earth would get four bottles.” 3135
Reposted by Charlie Alzamoramindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 17hjust me and my nervous system doing the running man 07526
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11hme: it's not you specifically i mean it's just that the longer we spend apart the harder it is to return to this charade that demeans us both tuesday (after a long weekend): 16327
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraSpooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 13hMaking friends by just dragging people into my bullshit ❤️😘 34215
Reposted by Charlie Alzamoralos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 13hI became an exorcist to get some real challengers at Twister 25022
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 12hYou are doing a tired format joke from years ago, I am deftly deconstructing it with trenchant meta humor, we are not the same. 1157
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 13hA family can be three pieces of toast 55722
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12hi'm in a really bad place* right now please keep me in your thoughts *back at work 918757
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 17hit’s called making up words maybe you ferdovit 613440
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's no longer called skeet, it's super skeet now 12510
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 12hWhen the moon hits my eye like a big pie, that’s a food fight 03313
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 15hI sees me a cheese and I eats it 0147
Reposted by Charlie Alzamora PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can't, fuckin shit up 03118
Reposted by Charlie Alzamora PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can't, rearranging guts 02111
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11hI am certain that had I lived 10,000 years ago I would have been eaten by lions while using my dad’s atlatl to scratch my ass 39122
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shop local. Shoplift corporate. 213939
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 12h‘No! Linguine or rotini, there is no tricolor pasta.’ Chef Yoda, probably. 055
Reposted by Charlie Alzamoramensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 15hMy weed vape delivery was marked Priority: high And I just think that’s silly 811323
Reposted by Charlie Alzamora🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13hI've taught myself how to be funny and I think we can all agree that the results are astounding 24820
Reposted by Charlie Alzamorasweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13hgoing as slutty dissociation for halloween this year 514244
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12hAll good things are a little out of tune 1815859
Reposted by Charlie AlzamoraCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Walking straight into traffic, for my mental health. 46525
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 13hI've reached the point of cognitive devolution where I won't be offended if you talk to me like I'm some kind of an idiot. 23216