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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 13h
I love these photographs, all finalists in the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards
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Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari...
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m gonna need another month of research and evaluation to determine whether I overanalyze things or not.
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 14h
Haunted popsicle: *it* bites *you*
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 13h
I love these photographs, all finalists in the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards
theguardian.com
Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14h
A post by waite (@coreywaite) that reads, "Studying the mini map in case I get lost in the Minneapolis airport bathroom". Below the text are two side-by-side photos. The photo on the left shows a gray wall sign labeled with key icons (PATH, TOILET, SINK / TRASH, BABY CHANGE TABLE) and a small diagram showing the room's layout with a star marking "YOU ARE HERE". The photo on the right shows the actual inside of the single-occupancy bathroom, which is a small tiled room clearly visible in its entirety right from the doorway.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14h
I asked ChatGPT if we should regulate AI and it said no.
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 15h
Dishwasher filth shaming
Photo of a dishwasher door with a "DIRTY" magnet on it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s called a rhetorical question maybe you’ve heard of it?
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else?
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Something's wrong. I keep leaving bluesky only to find myself back on bluesky
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you kill one Spirit Halloween, two more pop up in its place
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t right now, looking for something sweet to put in my mouth
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A photo taken from behind two concertgoers standing in a crowd facing an outdoor stage.

On the left, a tall man stands with his arms crossed wearing a black t-shirt that reads:

"Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be the Token Tall Guy™ blocking your view today. Thanks for your cooperation."

Standing directly next to him on the right, a shorter woman with curly hair wears a matching black t-shirt printed with bold white letters:

"FUCK YOU BOB"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone have a time machine I can borrow? I need it to travel into the future, to the date when I've finished building mine.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now"
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🌺HippiesRule🌺 @teresa555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They just don't care.
Drawing of a woman standing - head bowed -  in front of a row of men - behind a long desk with papers in front of them.
One man is saying: "It's not that we don't believe your story, it's that we don't care."

David Hayward 
nakedpastor
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Contempt or not, it's just nice being held
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026
I like gossip until it's about me and then I LOVE it
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 30/09/2026
if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now
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CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People have no idea how much I will actually inconvenience myself to avoid something.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m going to see Sense and Sensibility to see if I can get either of those things.
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Rachael @tinyrayray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re not listening to Liz Phair, why not?
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
just standing here, being present in the moment (trying to remember what I came into this room for)
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.
A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woke up extremely handsome and delusional again
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just put together a Dögg from IKEA, but I think I screwed something up
French bulldog asleep on a couch on its belly with its back legs pointed up.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, obviously it's a tuxedo t-shirt. We're at a wedding, Sharon.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I should point out that the 1977 Jesus of Nazareth (with McShane as Judas (see top left above)) had an *insanely* stacked cast.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
if hamburger helper then surely hot dog collaborator
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure CVS receipt paper and the toilet paper my job has in the restrooms is the same stuff.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches
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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I tried to pet my cat this morning but I had to scan a QR code first.
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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you search “right way to load the dishwasher” all results will have the word divorce in it
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Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't believe I just spent 20 seconds of my day reading whatever this is.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wouldn't want to be a vampire. I hear it sucks.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i brought a pitcher of martinis to a job interview and they made me the ceo
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only "right way" to load a dishwasher is however I do it in the moment
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“there’s only so much i can do” i say, after doing nothing
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I’m so glad you find this amusing, Patricia.”
unhappy-looking cat in a monkey costume
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Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dog skates on his food bowl
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice skeet how can I reply and make it about me?
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DocBray Is Thinking About Clouds @docbray.wafflesky.com · 27/09/2026
Menopause at Work I'll see myself out lol
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name The Vulva Underground
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Measure twice, cut once," I grunt, as I realise your legs won't fit in the freezer.
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I write songs about sewing machines. I'm a Singer songwriter.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*
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