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@los-los.bsky.social
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here, I can’t see the eye rolls Top bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihuny… Bottom bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihuny…

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 4h
I hate when the morning alarm goes off and abruptly returns me from my interdimensional travel.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2h
the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 5h
Did you know you can just take other people's NGLs and pretend they were for you? 1. Awww thank you!
NGL: You are absolutely beautiful
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 5h
A dry cleaner walks into a bar and the bartender says "What can I starch you off with?"
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 5h
give me either a dunk tank or a kissing booth. coffins at funerals are played tf out
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Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 4h
Female rage.
My garden. Lots of sunflowers. Splashes of red and orange. Wooden beds. A stump with a pair of scissors stuck in it. A bucket. Hose. Some covers for hail. It is all set in a pine forest.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 17h
Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 5h
I could finally reach my charger after 4 days
Rio cat laying on my leg
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 5h
network
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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 6h
dreamt i was quoting “network” to anyone who’d listen, still woke up mad as hell.
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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 10h
Type O Negative’s remake of Green Day’s ‘Dookie’
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys a wanker
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22h
I have the feeling that some of these people are impervious to our charms
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/04/2026
SILENCE LUCIFER'S WHORE
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's called a rabbit maybe you've hared of it
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 20h
Imagine getting conquested by Norman.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19h
I’m saving all your worst skeets for blackmail purposes.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 23h
Radically accepting that everything is lava
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for your disinterest
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the 2000s I was consuming a lot of Everclear. Everything was Wonderful
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Being insignificant should be more relaxing.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A gloryhole, but for dispensing churros.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 27/09/2026
errybody on the couch getting cozy
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me: i suppose you're all wondering why i've gathered you here today insomnia, hot flashes and mood swings: me (opening the car boot): get. in. now.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember, if you ever buy a Zen raffle ticket, you have to be in the present moment to win.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I spent all day in a ceramic studio trying to make a coffee mug but I couldn't get a handle on it.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've started on a glp-1. Not to lose weight but because they're now more affordable than groceries.
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I consumed “edibles” and now my brain is covered in fuzz
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being condescending is my whole thing
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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the people who let go get all the momentum
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Canada, no one can hear you scream. Sorry.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had to park so far away from the store that I talked myself out of shopping
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her: Why do you keep falling in love when you end up getting hurt? Me: Ever get an ice cream headache? Her: Of course. Me: Did you stop eating ice cream?
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really tough to find uncut jib these days.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
sunbathing in the blood of the lord
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These dogs are tired! And the dogs too
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
maybe if we all post good enough monday cant get us
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This about me again
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t like that one guy.
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I a shit poster if all my posts are actually shit?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, you like psychology? Name five ways you can help me
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[checks your media tab to see if you're still hot]
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026
i tried to stop swearing when i became a dad but cuss dang it i friggin’ love being a father
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just finished up my meal prep for the week (ordered a pizza and divided it into ziplock bags)
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