Reposted by los 🦦DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 4hI hate when the morning alarm goes off and abruptly returns me from my interdimensional travel. 0157
Reposted by los 🦦Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2hthe whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes 1312145
Reposted by los 🦦Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 5hDid you know you can just take other people's NGLs and pretend they were for you? 1. Awww thank you! 2298
Reposted by los 🦦Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 5hA dry cleaner walks into a bar and the bartender says "What can I starch you off with?" 02011
Reposted by los 🦦Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 5hgive me either a dunk tank or a kissing booth. coffins at funerals are played tf out 34516
Reposted by los 🦦ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 17hStaring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds 410329
Reposted by los 🦦Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 6hdreamt i was quoting “network” to anyone who’d listen, still woke up mad as hell. 3309
Reposted by los 🦦Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 10hType O Negative’s remake of Green Day’s ‘Dookie’ 062
Reposted by los 🦦Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22hI have the feeling that some of these people are impervious to our charms 57734
Reposted by los 🦦Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/04/2026SILENCE LUCIFER'S WHORE 171
Reposted by los 🦦Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you. 3223171
Reposted by los 🦦Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes. 1118855
Reposted by los 🦦Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it's called a rabbit maybe you've hared of it 58724
Reposted by los 🦦inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer 16232
Reposted by los 🦦Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19hI’m saving all your worst skeets for blackmail purposes. 1710628
Reposted by los 🦦Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 23hRadically accepting that everything is lava 215265
Reposted by los 🦦Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thank you for your disinterest 07237
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In the 2000s I was consuming a lot of Everclear. Everything was Wonderful 07924
Reposted by los 🦦Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Being insignificant should be more relaxing. 113352
Reposted by los 🦦𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A gloryhole, but for dispensing churros. 812548
Reposted by los 🦦Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 27/09/2026errybody on the couch getting cozy 36632
Reposted by los 🦦Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me: i suppose you're all wondering why i've gathered you here today insomnia, hot flashes and mood swings: me (opening the car boot): get. in. now. 28939
Reposted by los 🦦Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Remember, if you ever buy a Zen raffle ticket, you have to be in the present moment to win. 04326
Reposted by los 🦦Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I spent all day in a ceramic studio trying to make a coffee mug but I couldn't get a handle on it. 56023
Reposted by los 🦦Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've started on a glp-1. Not to lose weight but because they're now more affordable than groceries. 416849
Reposted by los 🦦Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I consumed “edibles” and now my brain is covered in fuzz 1345
Reposted by los 🦦Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 253937736
Reposted by los 🦦Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being condescending is my whole thing 18622
Reposted by los 🦦goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the people who let go get all the momentum 0188
Reposted by los 🦦chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In Canada, no one can hear you scream. Sorry. 48434
Reposted by los 🦦Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had to park so far away from the store that I talked myself out of shopping 04316
Reposted by los 🦦𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Her: Why do you keep falling in love when you end up getting hurt? Me: Ever get an ice cream headache? Her: Of course. Me: Did you stop eating ice cream? 924076
Reposted by los 🦦John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Really tough to find uncut jib these days. 1188
Reposted by los 🦦gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026sunbathing in the blood of the lord 15111
Reposted by los 🦦"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These dogs are tired! And the dogs too 061
Reposted by los 🦦🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026maybe if we all post good enough monday cant get us 1212
Reposted by los 🦦Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t like that one guy. 89332
Reposted by los 🦦Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Am I a shit poster if all my posts are actually shit? 73916
Reposted by los 🦦Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, you like psychology? Name five ways you can help me 911530
Reposted by los 🦦Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[checks your media tab to see if you're still hot] 4398
Reposted by los 🦦lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay 1118063
Reposted by los 🦦futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026i tried to stop swearing when i became a dad but cuss dang it i friggin’ love being a father 58716
Reposted by los 🦦Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just finished up my meal prep for the week (ordered a pizza and divided it into ziplock bags) 06019