Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2has i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch 1112648
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shit✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 3hsorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again 46722
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3hStaring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds 35016
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 8hI cannot be trusted with a daikon radish. I get a daikon, I'm bopping someone over the head with it. It's beyond the scope of my willpower to prevent it. 1133
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitJosh- Fiinnneeee arteest @captainmushface.bsky.social · 11hWIP. I'm a serious artist that should be taken seriously 717735
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8hFor some reason, some people get mad when you refer to any all-male band as being a boy band 65014
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start 191991403
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/09/2026I have nothing in common with people who think spooky season has a start or an end date 15525
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitThat Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friday night is for hot dogs and singing Pink Pony Club to the pets. Weirdly, this life pleases me. 2133
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of my colleagues said that I'm one of those people who "light up the room," so if I ever get murdered that's probably why 1348
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fun things to do in Autumn: - disappear into a malevolent fog - cultivate a fine beard of moss - become a potato wizard - leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch - embrace the darkness within and without you 510635
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My brain is playing the chorus of T. Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" except the part where she says "Oh, oh" is replaced by Jeff Hayes as Prepotente from Dungeon Crawler Carl screaming. Basically, I'm having a very normal day 0141
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitJenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Your pull out game sucks, bro. Good morning! 🩷 1615013
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026No to brag, but I've been accused of sounding like a robot way before everyone was using AI to write everything 2211
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026me: if land in the water is an “island” then water on land should be an “isntland” webster’s editor: how do you keep getting in here 29127
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Fun fact: plastic recycling basically doesn't exist. Only about 9% of all plastic ever made has been recycled, and only 1% more than once. www.npr.org/2022/10/24/1...npr.orgRecycling plastic is practically impossible — and the problem is getting worseA new report from Greenpeace found that people may be putting plastic into recycling bins — but almost none of it is actually being recycled. Meanwhile, plastic production is ramping up. 8638298
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 18/09/2026logging in to commit crimes (post bad) 1115841
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I bought it, and have been gloriously lazy for my birthday 281002
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2026sometimes the goal of science is to help us begin to understand the mystery and complexity of this astounding universe and sometimes the goal is to simply improve the human experience 511138215
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Happy monochrome Monday 191659
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tomorrow is my birthday- should I buy myself a Switch 2 and Pokopia since I desperately want them? Yes, or yes? 17614
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2026[animal shelter] “I see Mittens is back again?” “Yeah, third time now.” “Who dropped him off?” “Dunno, some dude with one arm.” 534759
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/09/2026That rock skipping, yes tossing stones across a pond or river, is a gender segregated sport, should tell you something about how gendered sports are not about fairness of physical ability, and is instead about the male ego 201585253
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just because I wore pigtails to your dad's funeral doesn't make me any less sorry for your loss. 17230
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"What does that dork-ass loser think they're doing? I should kick their ass!" -my cat talking about my other cat, who they were just snuggling with moments ago 2364
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitLori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“It’s ok you never told her you loved her - she knew it” Me as a ghost: NO I DIDN’T YOU ASSHOLE 03919
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm finding out way too much for someone who fucks around so little 4550177
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered 13877991481
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When I yawn really big and my cat goes in and sniffs the inside of my mouth 210822
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you see me with a hammer in the kitchen I’m just making thortillas 914035
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/04/2024who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it 231680421
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The hardest thing about being one of the funniest people I know is all the trauma and insanity that goes along with it 23810
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think it’d be a good idea if I had some cheese & went to bed early 7438
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m tired of carrying myself with me wherever I go. 6224110
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitElder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Potion of Empty Belly Button 0101
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026mirror universe Picard orders “tea, earl grey, on the rocks” 610128
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it rubs the lotion on its skin and it struggles with the doorknobs again 7386123
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitVita Ayala @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Wildly people STILL think that the law is some sort of moral standard of truth instead of an arm of a system that is founded on bloodshed & exploitation. Owning people was legal. A man raping his wife was legal. Making pregnant people reach the brink of death before giving medical care is legal. 05516
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitPhoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mood. 038601142
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This could be us 412121
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the jerk store called, but it was just to say "i love you" 1333571
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitMeegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026babe, are you okay? you've barely touched your beanieweanie-sicle 54410
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitGrandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Phlyarologist [FLY-uh-ROL-uh-jist] (n.) - A person who habitually talks nonsense; a babbler or purveyor of foolish, meaningless talk. Used in a sentence: “After three brandies, Lord Bandyshanks had regressed from a deipnosophist into a phlyarologist of Munchausenian magnitude.” 47927
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 04/09/2026Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Me: Good news, please. Doctor: We're naming a disease after you. 55713
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here 5584113
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitHeather H @turbokat42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Be nice to librarians. That is all 351237163
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I live in a gated community (jail) 320751
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026taking psychic damage at the grocery store 25713
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026my pile of rocks could beat up your pile of rocks 79139