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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2h
as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 3h
sorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h
Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 8h
I cannot be trusted with a daikon radish. I get a daikon, I'm bopping someone over the head with it. It's beyond the scope of my willpower to prevent it.
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Josh- Fiinnneeee arteest @captainmushface.bsky.social · 11h
WIP. I'm a serious artist that should be taken seriously
Ink drawing of a skeleton with a big boner
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8h
For some reason, some people get mad when you refer to any all-male band as being a boy band
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/09/2026
I have nothing in common with people who think spooky season has a start or an end date
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friday night is for hot dogs and singing Pink Pony Club to the pets. Weirdly, this life pleases me.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my colleagues said that I'm one of those people who "light up the room," so if I ever get murdered that's probably why
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fun things to do in Autumn: - disappear into a malevolent fog - cultivate a fine beard of moss - become a potato wizard - leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch - embrace the darkness within and without you
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My brain is playing the chorus of T. Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" except the part where she says "Oh, oh" is replaced by Jeff Hayes as Prepotente from Dungeon Crawler Carl screaming. Basically, I'm having a very normal day
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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your pull out game sucks, bro. Good morning! 🩷
The back of a car with a bunch of people stickers. Text says if your stick figure family covers the entire windshield, you should probably try some butt stuff
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No to brag, but I've been accused of sounding like a robot way before everyone was using AI to write everything
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me: if land in the water is an “island” then water on land should be an “isntland” webster’s editor: how do you keep getting in here
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Fun fact: plastic recycling basically doesn't exist. Only about 9% of all plastic ever made has been recycled, and only 1% more than once. www.npr.org/2022/10/24/1...
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Recycling plastic is practically impossible — and the problem is getting worse
A new report from Greenpeace found that people may be putting plastic into recycling bins — but almost none of it is actually being recycled. Meanwhile, plastic production is ramping up.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
logging in to commit crimes (post bad)
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bought it, and have been gloriously lazy for my birthday
A photo of a Switch 2, which I bought myself for my birthday
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes the goal of science is to help us begin to understand the mystery and complexity of this astounding universe and sometimes the goal is to simply improve the human experience
a man eats a burrito over a wide funnel mounted over a stand holding a soft taco shell to catch what falls
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy monochrome Monday
BandW pic of a woman with glasses on her head and a quote that says I luv to fart as loud as possible
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tomorrow is my birthday- should I buy myself a Switch 2 and Pokopia since I desperately want them? Yes, or yes?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[animal shelter] “I see Mittens is back again?” “Yeah, third time now.” “Who dropped him off?” “Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
A tiger is curled up in a grass-filled cardboard box set down in a hallway.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
That rock skipping, yes tossing stones across a pond or river, is a gender segregated sport, should tell you something about how gendered sports are not about fairness of physical ability, and is instead about the male ego
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just because I wore pigtails to your dad's funeral doesn't make me any less sorry for your loss.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"What does that dork-ass loser think they're doing? I should kick their ass!" -my cat talking about my other cat, who they were just snuggling with moments ago
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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“It’s ok you never told her you loved her - she knew it” Me as a ghost: NO I DIDN’T YOU ASSHOLE
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm finding out way too much for someone who fucks around so little
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I yawn really big and my cat goes in and sniffs the inside of my mouth
Still from Godzilla vs Biolante showing godzilla with his head in biolantes maw
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you see me with a hammer in the kitchen I’m just making thortillas
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The hardest thing about being one of the funniest people I know is all the trauma and insanity that goes along with it
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think it’d be a good idea if I had some cheese & went to bed early
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m tired of carrying myself with me wherever I go.
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Potion of Empty Belly Button
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
mirror universe Picard orders “tea, earl grey, on the rocks”
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it rubs the lotion on its skin and it struggles with the doorknobs again
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Vita Ayala @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wildly people STILL think that the law is some sort of moral standard of truth instead of an arm of a system that is founded on bloodshed & exploitation. Owning people was legal. A man raping his wife was legal. Making pregnant people reach the brink of death before giving medical care is legal.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood.
A deflated carved pumpkin sits on the floor with a derpy Wallace and Gromet style grin, with the caption "it's ween".
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This could be us
Screen capture from the movie the shining with the scene with the bear or the dog costume not really sure what the costume is to be honest
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the jerk store called, but it was just to say "i love you"
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
babe, are you okay? you've barely touched your beanieweanie-sicle
beanie weanie popsicle with a tiny bite at the top
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Phlyarologist [FLY-uh-ROL-uh-jist] (n.) - A person who habitually talks nonsense; a babbler or purveyor of foolish, meaningless talk. Used in a sentence: “After three brandies, Lord Bandyshanks had regressed from a deipnosophist into a phlyarologist of Munchausenian magnitude.”
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Phlyarologist,” defined as “a person who habitually talks nonsense; a babbler or purveyor of foolish, meaningless talk.” The example sentence reads: “After three brandies, Lord Bandyshanks had regressed from a deipnosophist into a phlyarologist of Munchausenian magnitude.” At right, a black-and-white illustration shows an animated storyteller gesturing dramatically before the king, and a group of armored knights, who listen with varying degrees of fascination and skepticism.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 04/09/2026
Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Me: Good news, please. Doctor: We're naming a disease after you.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here
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Heather H @turbokat42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Be nice to librarians. That is all
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I live in a gated community (jail)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
taking psychic damage at the grocery store
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my pile of rocks could beat up your pile of rocks
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