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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28m

hey did you know you can run a contest too go check out the site @professorkiosk.wtf made for us all and hey maybe you could run the next contest eh

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3h

i will start eating healthier the exact second snacks stop greeting me like a friendly doggo

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 7h

saw your man at the grocery store and he was struggling to effectively use his rewards points

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 22h

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 7h

Yes I'm dating with intention... the intention to ruin our lives

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

we should each be allowed to turn one (1) obnoxious person into one of those anemones that looks like a hemorrhoid cluster, as a treat

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 11h

I'm in beast mode! A sloth is a beast. Right?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026

I’d hallo your ween if you know what I mean

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8h

quite often a suspect can be spotted loitering around the crime scene

A pair of damaged high heels in the foreground with a guilty-looking dog appearing in the background.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22h

“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”

“Bears Sharing a Laugh”
Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

spirit halloween is actually a type of invasive fungus.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11h

Bitter chocolate is just chocolate that was passed over for promotion at work just before going to sign the papers for its second divorce.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sisyphus changing out the boulder for a giant prize winning pumpkin for spooky season

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 14h

"You're not alone." Yes, I am. And you are too, you delusional whore.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

[slowly rising out of a nearby pumpkin] Put your hand to your chest. Feel your heartbeat? That's your ghost chipping away at its cell.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 7h

the final trophy awarded and thats a wrap you little weirdos 🥰😸 thank you so much for playing along i lived my best weird life yesterday 🤓

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 7h

🏆 Congratulations @verbsrproudest.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @blairloudly.bsky.social in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest.

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 12h

🏆 Congratulations @portmanteauface.bsky.social! This joke earned a very loud shriek and a trophy from judge @trickykat.bsky.social in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest.

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 18h

🏆 Congratulations @hatesnicethings.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @azedand2knots.bsky.social in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest.

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 18h

🏆 Congratulations @portmanteauface.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @tuskjenkins.bsky.social in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest.

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 19h

You had me at "cadaver penis" 🏆 Congratulations @bobheller.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @ltvargus.bsky.social in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest.

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 19h

🏆 Congratulations @chestrovert.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest. Her eyes want to call a truce and give your eyes a high five.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men.

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 20h

🏆 Congratulations @davoid.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @lazurwoolf.bsky.social in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest.

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 20h

🏆 Congratulations @chestrovert.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @demandavoider.bsky.social in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 20h

I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. - me, serving dinner.

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

y’all I have to get this off my chest before it eats me up inside: I had a sex dream about Gritty the other night.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Our eyes meet. Our eyes introduce themselves. Our eyes shake little eyehands. Our eyes offend each other. Our eyes go to war.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[science lab] SCIENCE TEACHER: is everything ok ME: it will be in a minute TEACHER: what do you ok ME: ok OK: ok ok ok OK: ok ok OK: ok ok ok ok ok

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23h

we’re all mad here but you could be mad And have a shiny trophy 2 trophies have been claimed but there are still 8 more to go so nominate yourself or nominate a friend 😎 Any weird/unhinged/strange or nonsense skeet will do! Follow the quoted post and give us your weirdest 😈

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23h

ugh im in such a mood [cow in my living room] why do you keep looking at me when you say that

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's presented as art, like everything in it is chosen for meaning. So you look, and look and stare, and you're just making it all up until it still doesn't quite fit but you forgot about Dre being subjective

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

everyone sliding past me on the sinking titanic while i’m moonwalking in place

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s like you post a few thousand things on the internet and then suddenly you can't stop

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Biplanes are the most sexually adventurous of the aircraft.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There’s an entire parallel universe that’s just couches

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

air fryers are just easy-bake ovens for adults.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

You’re only young once. But you can be immature for a lifetime.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People who use words as home decor also have the ability to kill.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Putting the finishing touches on my fall wardrobe by running through the bushes and coming away with a coat of orb weavers.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you don't have a bluesky nemesis that doesn't even know that they're your bluesky nemesis, I hope you at least have friends in real life to keep you company.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Snorting pixie sticks and speaking with the lord

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