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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Walked into the Quaker Oats guy's office unexpectedly, and he slammed his laptop shut and yelled at me to knock next time. Checked his browser history later, and he was searching "oatmeal creme pies"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 20h

"Clowns are scary" wasn't a mainstream sentiment until Stephen King's It. Similarly, before Texas Chainsaw Massacre, people loved leatherfaces.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18h

BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19h

Who is your favorite lesbian character in a movie? There's a lot of good choices.

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22h

ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Man, fairy tale-era stepmom pussy must’ve been hella good to be having dads agree to leave their kids in the woods and shit.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 23h

A curse and a blessing that scratch-n-sniff technology hasn't been adopted for online media images

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

This will be a thread of horror movies I'm watching for my movie club for October 2026. Mostly for my own purposes, but feel free to follow along if you like.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

I should have read through this entire witchcraft tutorial before starting this project. Step twelve involves pulling hairs from the top of my head, and now I'm just standing baldly in the middle of the woods holding sticks and berries soaked in bear blood.

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harpy @harpy.party · 08/10/2026

real cavewives of the neolithic

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/06/2025

First child: *holds a mirror under their nose at 3:37 am to make sure they're still breathing* Third child: *uses peripheral vision to catch them by the ankle because they rolled off the changing table while I was shitposting*

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/09/2023

[2035] ME: We used to burn music into flat mirror donuts that played the songs when you shot lasers at them. KID: Okay, millennial.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

It's almost like WB is really bad at knowing what people are interested in seeing.

WB shelved Coyote vs Acme for a $30 million tax write off, the distribution rights were bought for $50 minion, and made $110 million worldwide

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 08/10/2026

calculating my angle and point of impact with perfect precision so when i crash this school bus into the side of Arby’s, i bust right through the walk in freezer. who has the meats now, playboy?

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Yoda: marijuana? Yoda’s girlfriend: oh my god yes! we’re gonna have such an amazing wedding— Yoda: *long drag* fucked up I have

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 30/12/2023

my obsequious godchildren, scambrose and hassenpfesther, have started yet another baffling new religion with the neighborhood children and are now demanding i buy them all golden opera masks

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A heart with loose cables

Very bright red large on the page heart with floppy tubes dangling off it, ink, watercolour , pastels

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fine art prints for the season of 🍂 spooktivity 🍂 and much more available on www.ciaraioch.com/artprints - if you're in the market for some Irish Human-Made Art, please take a look, I have children* to feed. *Alright, crows.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Walked into the Quaker Oats guy's office unexpectedly, and he slammed his laptop shut and yelled at me to knock next time. Checked his browser history later, and he was searching "oatmeal creme pies"

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

Yakko and Wakko should leave the nurse alone. Firstly, she is just trying to do her job as a nurse. Secondly, she is clearly more woman than they could handle. She would destroy them, mind, body, and spirit.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

They call it Prime Day because that's when they refill the fountain on the Moloch idol with fresh orphan blood

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

(R.E.M. voice) 🎶 Crop...dusting, deserves a quiet fart

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

Do not botch my cosmetic surgery in a small, difficult to notice way. If you're going to beef it, beef it hard. Real avant-garde horror shit. Cronenberg my ass.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

It's cool if you want to say you're shadowbanned, I tell myself comforting lies to shift blame for my failures onto others, too

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

I heard they're changing the name of this vodka to Old New York, but no one can say why

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Joe @josephtennant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is how i learned Jolteon passed this year too, my heart is with all the Pokemon fans out there.

Six magazines are displayed in a display rack at a grocery store. There are 4 magazines featuring the late Dolly Parton, one featuring the late Tupac Shakur, and a pokemon magazine featuring the presumably late Jolteon.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

do not ask me to explain my jokes. a) it is rude, and b) i dont know either

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You've built this algorithm brick by brick. And the foundation will always be InfoWars.

A parody YouTube interface showing a video with a person pointing, titled "How To Get That Newt Gingrich Bod In Time For The Midterms" by "PoliticalBodz." The thumbnail includes text saying "NO GYM REQUIRED!" with an illustrated human outline.

A YouTube interface shows a thumbnail with three people. The thumbnail is labeled "Doctors KILLED my baby's sense of whimsy." Above, there is a suggestion, "Because you watched InfoWars." The background of the thumbnail is red, and includes text "MommyOfFive."

A YouTube interface showing recommended videos. The first video thumbnail is a red lawnmower in front of a brick church with the title "Marrying Your Lawnmower Is Legal In These 8 States" by JohnsonLawnCare. The header reads "Because you watched InfoWars."

Screenshot of a YouTube page suggesting videos related to InfoWars. The top video shows a distressed person and a child walking alone in a forest, with the text "ALL ALONE!!!" The video title is "Exiled My Toddler Into The Forest For 1 Year: Baby Banish Challenge Full Video" by Mommy Chronicles. Another video thumbnail below shows the word "DEMONS" in fiery letters.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

They call it Prime Day because that's when they refill the fountain on the Moloch idol with fresh orphan blood

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

As soon as I started building a time machine, a me from the future with one arm and an eye patch appeared in a time machine and beat my ass. I must have made a few questionable choices. Can't wait to make them again.

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost

4 panel comic: Panel 1: A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!” Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple! Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22/08/2026

My least favorite flavor of enshittification headline clickbait slop is "A Person was doing (some banal bullshit)...Then She Noticed (something vague but ominous)". I do not care about the person you made up or what she noticed. I hope whatever it is kills us all.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 24/10/2025

Is it shitting? I bet it's shitting.

Clickbait ad with the header "This Simple Trick Empties Your Bowels Every Morning"

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

Protest sign: I'm so mad I'd probably still be here even if Robert DeNiro and Susan Sarandon weren't paying me $13

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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure? me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

Can I play a record on your... (forgets the word 'turntable') ...music lazy susan?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

[Public service announcement] Me: Remember, the word aspirate is only one letter away from ass pirate. Respiratory therapist (?): Yarr, 'tis true.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

There's no worse sensation a human can experience than being sorta sticky. Having a portion of your skin gently and temporarily stuck to something else. Nightmare. Amputation is the only solution.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

I heard they're changing the name of this vodka to Old New York, but no one can say why

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/06/2024

Every generation of WWE wrestling has to have at least one wrestler whose bit is that he's extremely horny. The peak era was 1995-2003, when no fewer than 72% of wrestlers were almost criminally horny.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

Saving a shitpost in drafts until I feel like you deserve it (derogatory)

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