Reposted by Philtara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 5hMy friend uses his flattened skull to squeeze his way into small crevices in the hardware store and curl up to sleep for the night 06810
Reposted by PhilSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5hI won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you 1512147
Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 1hVery responsive despite a distinct lack of power and ability to effect change 021
Reposted by Philnotdaredevil @skeptyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Name a film made before 1970 Lawrence of Arabia (1962), dir. David Leanstatic.klipy.comLawrence Of Arabia LoaAlt: Peter O'Toole in Lawrence Of Arabia (1962) 032
Reposted by Philnotdaredevil @skeptyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Drop some magicstatic.klipy.comRyan Dunn in Jackass 3DAlt: Ryan Dunn in Jackass 3D 011
Reposted by Philnotdaredevil @skeptyk.bsky.social · 1hShare someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.static.klipy.comAdam West and Burt Ward as Batman & RobinAlt: Adam West and Burt Ward as Batman & Robin 043
Reposted by PhilNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 1hUp past my bedtime again if only I could stop time (and shoot electricity from my fingertips, that first, then the time thing) 0137
Reposted by Phil🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy 17230
Reposted by PhilDemian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 1hGoing to the bathroom at night: Slippers on - armed, ready, secure - on the off chance of a cockroach encounter you've got a fighting chance Barefoot - naked, vulnerable, exposed - ready to run and scream on the slightest movement in your peripheral vision 023
Reposted by PhilAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1hAlways the anecdotist, never the raconteur. 0106
Reposted by PhilKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 1hIf you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care 13619
Reposted by PhilClaus-Uwe Rank @curank.bsky.social · 1hGlas versus Stein / Glass versus stone (Park Tower, Frankfurt am Main) #architecturephotography #architekturfotografie #frankfurtammain #parktowerfrankfurt #eidetik 001
Reposted by PhilCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 6hthere's this supplier who comes to visit us like once a month and he always brings doughnuts and i don't even know his name but hats off to you doughnut guy you are the best 57724
Reposted by PhilJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 1hSome days are for crying while sitting with your favourite tree 0256
Reposted by PhilAndy Coxon @andycoxon.bsky.social · 8hYoung Tawny Owls in Suffolk in spring this year. #Birdoftheday #Owl #Birds 39811
Reposted by PhilMatthew Paulson @matthewpaulson.bsky.social · 18hSometimes the best shots are all in the details. When I have a cooperative subject that I can get close to I will often zoom in and isolate specific areas. If you look closely in the second shot you can see my reflection. 🐊 3277
Reposted by Philplesnercph🇩🇰 @plesnercph.bsky.social · 15h🐸Blue poison dart frog (Dendrobates tinctorius "azureus"). Max size males ~4 cm (~1.6"), females ~4.5 cm (~1.8"). Females may physically fight over a calling male. Found in southern Suriname and across the border with Brazil. Not evaluated by the IUCN. 📷by Wallace Heng on Unsplash 114925
Reposted by PhilGA_Brownie @gabrownie.bsky.social · 12hBecause bsky can always use more #Herps... What a pose! Bullfrogs love the camera. 051
Reposted by PhilNew Jersey Pinelands Commission @pinescommission.bsky.social · 14hSpotted turtles (Clemmys guttata) can be up to 4.5 inches long, and they are found throughout New Jersey. They are omnivores that can live more than 65 years, according to the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service. 0143
Reposted by PhilAdam is Gone Froggin @gonefroggin.bsky.social · 7hThe Great Basin Spadefoot Toad 🐸 (Spea intermontana) lives in the arid, desert regions of western USA and Canada. When the spring rains come, the toad rushes to mate before the rain filled pools dry up. 📸 William Flaxington discover more at buff.ly/31NGGoS 0133
Reposted by PhilBang Bang (artist formerly known as VicViolence) @vicviolence.bsky.social · 8h#forbidden jelly sandwich 2528
Reposted by PhilKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11hYour lack of empathy is telling. Who cares why they packed so many clothes for a three-hour tour. 611734
Reposted by Philstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 3hyeah boss, i'll get right on it, right after i finish this world in the leaf blower simulator game 0186
Reposted by PhilFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 3hone thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want. 921442
Reposted by PhilTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My dog looks at me like I’m a genius when I open a cheese wrapper. That’s the only unconditional love I need. And the only performance review I’ll ever pass. 027636
Reposted by Philstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 5hit’s so terrible how movies like jaws glorify getting eaten by a shark 03311
Reposted by PhilNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 5hHey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut? 13717
Reposted by PhilFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Johnson's gold mine, Warrandyte, Victoria, Australia, Oceania, southern hemisphere, earth, 3rd rock from the son, outer spiral arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. Not a lot of gold was found here. 22412
Reposted by PhilBean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 3hNever throw away your salvaged cement childhood handprint lest ye be attacked by a giant caricature of someone you know dressed as a pirate. 2156
Reposted by PhilFulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 3hPhysics? Yeah idk kid, light is probably spaghetti. 1135
Reposted by Philold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 3hmasonic temple, 6th street, seneca, kansas, 1988 2647
Reposted by PhilRedville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026We had another mauling incident. They'll probably be more. It is what it is. 47915
Reposted by PhilRedville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026ZOO RENOVATION UPDATE Turns out the alligators didn't escape. They were downriver in our Exotic Fish Extravaganza.* Alligator pen renovations are complete and the fencing now reaches to the bottom of the river. *Please contribute to our Exotic Fish Extravaganza GoFundMe. 17211
Reposted by PhilGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 3hNo one is allowed in Redville Zoo without proof of a tetanus shot. 17412
Reposted by PhilComics in the Golden Age @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 3hSometimes I just wanna read a duck comic 58513
