Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not kidding. I was working at a place that sold one of the first commercially available Pong games in the US. I never lost a game in that store. Retired (at least from there) undefeated. 061
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Imagine 🎵You may say I'm a beaver But I'm not the only one I hope one day you'll join us Cause building dams is so much fun 🎵 0234
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 05/07/2026At this very moment, I'm experiencing the epitome of mixed blessings: a vehicle is blocking my driveway but it's an ice cream truck. 1817324
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This goon jumped off a pier into a lake and sank like a stone, necessitating a rescue by yours truly. I can barely doggie paddle myself. 51132
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 22/03/2026From the book Big Vegan Flavor And you guys probably thought I was kidding!!! 030
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The original singer, Dinah Shore, with Bowie, The Fonz and Nancy "Bounty The Quicker Picker Upper" Walker. The 70's Fab Four." 010
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I get we're all pissed this morning but let's not lose sight of who the real enemy of the people is. 0203
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I know there's no JFK prize for good jokes but if there was, this one would win it. 030